Me: I do not own the wonderful characters of David and Leigh Eddings
Belgarath: You do not own me either, for I am disciple of Aldur.
Me: We know Ancient and Beloved.
Chamdar: Can we get on with this episode?
Zorak: Zedar keeps on crying about his master!
Belgarath: Which one?
Zorak: I have no clue, he just won't stop.
Moltar: He says it in a loving way*sticks tongue out*
Belgarath: Aldur…
Belgarath walks to his beloved brother.
Belgarath: Aldur forgives you Apostate, the prophecy has spoken to me
Lies, Ancient and Beloved! I have not spoken to you this week!
Belgarath to prophecy: Aldur must forgive him! Must you but in when I have a show to do?
Why yes Belgarath? We haven't had a good chat for a thousand years. You will not live forever, for your purpose is over with, I strip you of your powers!
Belgarath: No!
Belgarath tries to spin a chair around with the Will and the Word. The chair spins
Oh did you honestly think I would strip you of your powers? You still have a purpose in the prophecy. It is written in the Oracles of the Script.
Belgarath: My purpose is what?
To entertain those watching the show, now get out there before I decide to quit using you as my instrument
Belgarath walks onto the stage and sits in the chair!
Belgarath: Hello Alorns, Tolnedrans, Nyissans and etc. If you are an Angarak, I hope that you remember your god Eriond, and quit the sacrifices.
Zorak and Chamdar: More sacrifices!
Belgarath: Moltar, keep Chamdar under control and Zorak, don't make me take my mind over there!
Moltar: Got ya Belgarath* Chamdar and Moltar start drinking cherry coke*
Zedar: Master, I'm sorry!
Zorak: What's wrong with this guy?
Belgarath: He is forgiving his master again. I think Aldur has the point Zedar.
Zedar: I shall sacrifice a goat to him!*runs off*
Belgarath: Well anyway today are guests are…
Polgara: OLD WOLF! I've been looking for you for the past couple hundred years! Where have you been?
Belgarath: Polgara, I know your eating the apple in the break room, come out.
Polgara walks onto the set with a blue dress on. She has a red robe over it.
Polgara: Old Wolf! What are you doing with?*notices Chamdar/Asharak*
Polgara: Asharak!
Asharak: Ah Pol, long time no see!
Polgara walks up to him and slaps him. Burn she willed making a gesture with her hands.
Asharak screams and burns. Polgara walks out of the control room.
Belgarath: Do you really have to make a gesture?
Polgara: It's just a matter of style*notices Zedar in corner of room sacrificing a goat*
Polgara: I thought you incarcerated him into the rock*curses*
Belgarath: Aldur forgave him and let him go.
Polgara looks menacingly at Zedar: Why is he sacrificing a goat?
Belgarath: He wants Aldur to forgive him more I guess.
Zorak: That goat smells. Hey it's already dead!
Zedar: I can see that it's dead mantis!
Zorak: Then why are you sacrificing it?
Zedar: Master wants sacrifice!
Belgarath: Your just offending him!
Moltar: CAN WE JUST GET ON WITH THE SHOW!!!
Belgarath: Well anyway….
Polgara marches in to Moltar.
Pol: Your Ctuchik!
Moltar: What?
Polgara: I can sense your thoughts! Father is too old to sense you but I know who you are*pulls mask off*
Ctuchik: NO!!!!
Polgara sets Ctuchik on fire and then drags the chair out to the stage.
Belgarath: Polgara!
Pol: It was Ctuchik Old Wolf and besides, I needed a chair to sit in, I'm hosting with you.
Belgarath: Oh no your not!
Pol: Yes I am, now move over!
Polgara: Ok things are going to be different around here.
Pol to Zedar: You! Control room! Now!
Zedar walks in control room dragging sacrificed goat with him.
Pol: Zorak, stay in your pod
Zorak*thinking her white lock of hair makes her ugly*
Polgara: Burn!
Zorak is set on fire and he screams. The fire goes away and he is all black.
Polgara: I can see in your thoughts. Now stay in your pod!
Belgarath: Well anyway today are guests are…
Belgarath: Where are the guest cards?
Zedar just pulls a switch and a moniter comes down.
A snowy owl is on the moniter!
Polgara: Oh hi Sneg, haven't seen you for a couple hundred yours.
Sneg: Hello Polgara. Your white lock has became whiter I think.
Polgara: Oh thank you. Your tail feathers are much more beautiful then ever.
Sneg: Why thank you Polgara.
Belgarath: Who is this snowy owl?
Polgara: A dear friend of mine, Durnik found him roaming about the cottage, playing with the twins.
Sneg: The twins are nice.
Polgara: Ofcourse they are, they have grown up and moved away though
Polgara said it with a tear in her eye and she hugged her father
Zorak: Saps!
Polgara: Burn!
Zorak ignited on fire again and he turned to ashes. The ashes came together though and Zorak was back.
Zedar accidently pulled a switch and the screen goes blank. Belgarath can be heard comforting her daughter and Sneg is helping him.