Me: I do not own the Eddings' characters or SG characters.
Polgara: Ofcourse not, no one owns me, little boy!
Me: Anyway, on with tonight's episode.
Belgarath and Polgara walk onto the stage. Alorns in the audience cheer for them.
Belgarath: Thank you, as you know last episode, Ctuchik was acting as Moltar, well Moltar is back now.
The audience boo's.
Moltar is drinking his cherry coke: Can we get on with the show now?
Zeder: It must be that we hath the ability to continue on with this monotonous show, for thy brother has to go and resurrect Torak today.
Polgara: Why did you turn sides Zeder? Why?
Zeder: His will is too powerful.
Polgara: You should have known you couldn't win over a god.
Zorak: Agh can we get on with this?
Belgarath: Well anyway today our guests are, Moltar where are the cards?
Moltar: I'll go get them.
Belgarath: No need to.
Belgarath probes around in his mind and finds out who the guests are.
Polgara: Today the guests are Anne and Robert from CB's series.
Belgarath: Hey, I didn't see you in his mind!
Polgara: You are getting old, Old Wolf, for I was in your mind.
A monitor comes down with Robert, a muscular brown haired man with blue eyes, and Anne, a beautiful blond with blue eyes.
Belgarath: Welcome, I here that you are a sorceress Anne.
Anne: I wouldn't call it that. I'm more like an instrument of the gods, Horus in particular; I'm his disciple.
Polgara: Who is this Horus?
Anne: The god of good, in our world, he defeated Seth a long time ago and was crowned King of Upper Egypt.
Robert: Anne, she didn't need to know that.
Anne: She asked, didn't she?
Zorak: Ah, good people surround me!
Polgara sets Zorak on fire.
Zeder: The flame has gone through his body, as water goes through a glass.
Belgarath: Excuse them, we have some pretty weird people on this show.
Robert: I noticed!
Anne: So, what is your form of magic?
Belgarath: *angry* It is not magic. It is the Will and the Word!
Anne: Sorry I asked, anyway have you saved the world before?
Belgarath starts counting on his fingers.
Belgarath: Many times, I would say, have you?
Robert looks up and counts.
Robert: 5 times.
Polgara: Oh we have saved the world more times then that.
Anne: Yes, but did you do it looking good?
Belgarath: Get these people off of here, we need another guest!
Later on in the break room, everybody is wondering where Zeder went.
Polgara: You don't think he is really going to resurrect Torak?
Belgarath: The prophecies don't speak of it, the child of dark was destroyed remember?
Polgara: True, but he doesn't have to be the child of dark however.
Moltar is reading The Rivan Codex.
Belgarath: Give me that!
Belgarath looks and finds a hidden section.
Zorak: How can there be a hidden section?
Polgara sets Zorak on fire again.
Belgarath: Ah, why do things have to be so complicated.
Belgarath reads from it…and the Apostate shall return to Cthol Mishrak, and resurrect the One-Eyed dragon god and the Ancient and Beloved will be insulted from this prophecy and find out that it has been falsified. The Apostate merely went to get some cheese!
Polgara cursed.
Zorak: What is it about weird people and cheese?
Belgarath: It said it was falsified, so the falsified is falsified so it is true!
Moltar: Huh?
Zeder is walking through Cthol Mishrak when Belgarath stops him.
Belgarath: Don't make me imprison you in rock!
Zeder runs away screaming.
Belgarath pulls at Zeder with his will.
Zeder: I shall overcome you, Belgarath!
Belgarath: NO!
Zeder tugs at Belgarath with his will and Belgarath hits a stone wall.
Belgarath roared and Zeder goes flying hitting the ground, face first.
Zeder gets up and Belgarath flies towards the sky hitting the top of the gray tower.
Moltar: Uh Polgara, I think Zorak is burnt enough now.
Polgara: I don't think so.
Zorak is ignited on fire again.
Meanwhile Silk sneaks in with his dagger ready.
Polgara*in Silk's head* Silk!
Silk: Ah, you scared me Polgara.
Polgara looks at the cornor where Silk is hiding.
Silk: I wanted to become part of the show also. That is as long as I preserve partial sight. I might try closing one of my eyes. Some guests on here can be really ugly.
Polgara: That is quite enough Silk.
Silk: Where's Belgarath?
Zeder is spinning around and Belgarath hurls him into a building.
Zeder: Master!
Belgarath: neither Aldur, nor Torak will pay any attention to you now. Stop this foolishness and get ready for the show we have tomorrow!
With that Belgarath sent him hurling into another building.