Chapter 4

Hobbes sat on Calvin's bed, shoving tuna into his mouth, while reading a Captain Nalpalm comic book.

Calvin opened the window, and stared outside.

He turned to Como and Wanda. "I wish that I had one of those heavy duty water guns.

POOF

Calvin leaped out of the window, and ran down the sidewalk, and according to his orders, the two fairies had to come if Calvin needed extra stuff.

Calvin soon saw Susie playing dolls on the sidewalk. Calvin held up the Storm760, and pointed it at Susie.

SSSSSSS! "AAAAAA! CALVIN! YOU… YOU…!"

Calvin laughed at the soaked Susie. Susie jumped up, and ran toward her house.

"I'M TELLING!" she yelled.

Calvin grinned evilly, and turned to Cosmo and Wanda.

"I wish that Susie would trip!" Cosmo and Wanda made a worried look, and all at once, a large purple book appeared. It was called "DA Rules. Wanda flipped through the pages.

"Um, Calvin..." Wanda began, but Calvin cut her off. "That's Doctor Dynasty sir, to YOU!"

Wanda rolled her eyes and continued.

"Doctor Dynasty, sir, you can't make wishes in which the person will get hurt."

Calvin turned his head.

Susie had leaped into her house.

Calvin turned back to the fairies.

"AACK! You made me miss a big opportunity! Oh well."

Calvin walked back to the house.

He climbed back into his room.

"Tomorrow," he said. "I'm going to show Moe my flamethrower! Hee, hee!"

Wanda gulped. "The rules say that we can't make dangerous weapons... all the weapons are fakes!"

Calvin's eyes bulged.

"FAKE! WHAT ABOUT MY RETRACTABLE CLAWS!"

Cosmo winced. Wanda gave another worried look.

"If you use them like that, you'll loose them, according to the rules."

Calvin slapped himself in the face, which turned out to be a bad mistake, because of his claws.

He jumped up and down screaming, till Cosmo and Wanda fixed him.

"Ok, fine!" Calvin said. He walked over to Hobbes.

"Hobbes? Where's my Videonow?"

Hobbes had so much salmon in his mouth, that he couldn't speak.

He just pointed to Calvin's desk. Calvin grabbed the tiny machine, and began to watch an episode of America's Funniest Home Videos.

Cosmo and Wanda began to sneak toward the door, but then Calvin called them in his most politist voice.

"SLAVES! GET OVER HERE!"

Cosmo and Wanda rushed up to Calvin, with the most annoyed look on their faces.

"We liked Timmy better than you." Cosmo muttered, but Calvin didn't listen.

"I wish I had catapult!"

The fairies stared at him.

"Why?" asked Wanda.

Calvin grinned.

"I'm gonna send Susie into outer space, of corse!"

Just then the rule book popped up.

"Calvin.." "Doctor Dynasty sir!" Wanda rolled her eyes. "Doctor Dynasty sir, we can't do that."

"Why!" asked Calvin forming his fists.

"It's against the rules." Wanda replied.

Calvin raised his lips, revealing gritted teeth. His face turned red, and his eyes were flaming.

At last he spoke.

"RULES, RULES, RULES! THAT'S ALL I'VE EVER HEARD SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN! RULES IN THE SCHOOL! RULES IN THE HOUSE! AND NOW! RULES FOR GOD PARENTS! I'M SICK OF RULES! IN FACT!"

Calvin turned an evil eye on Cosmo and Wanda.

"I WISH RULES DIDN'T EXIST!"

There was a long moment of silence. Cosmo looked at Wanda, and Wanda looked at Cosmo.

They raised their wands.

Hobbes' head jerked up. "What! Calvin NO!" to late.

POOF.

That single poof, turned the world inside out.