Me: I do not own David Eddings' characters or any characters from SG.
Zorak: Can we just get on with this?
Me………no
Zorak and I stare at each other for a very long time
Polgara sets Zorak on fire without warning.
Zorak: What was that for?
Polgara: For staring back at him.
Polgara looks at me and I'm set on fire.
Polgara: To writing. The show. NOW!!!
credits roll
Belgarath and Polgara walk onto the stage,
Belgarath looks at cards: Hello today our guests are…..
Polgara: Aeris from ff7!
Belgarath: I knew you were in my mind!
Polgara: No, Old Wolf, I simply looked at the cards in your hands.
Zeder: I shall ressurect Torak today!
Belgarath angrily drags Zeder into the break room and imprisons him in the refrigerator.
Silk walks in after Belgarath asked to get something to eat.
He opens the refrigerator and Zeder walks out angrily!
Zeder: I shall ressurect Torak!
Silk hits him in the head with a dagger and goes to the control room with Moltar.
Silk: I got us some cherry coke Moltar.
Moltar: Oh cherry, cherry, cherry coke!
How I love you like a dope!
I really do love you,
Just as much as you do!
Cherry, cherry, cherry coke!
Polgara: MOLTAR!!!!!!!MONITER!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!
Moltar pulls a switch and continues singing about cherry coke, with Silk drinking it all.
Moniter comes down revealing Aeris.
Aeris: Hello, so nice to be on the show today, don't you agree?
Belgarath: Ah yes, you remind me of Belderan, with just a different dress, different eye color, different voice, different hair color, different size, different nose, and different ears.
Aeris:……….
Zorak:………….
Polgara:………..
Belgarath: Right, well anyway, where do you come from?
Aeris: I came from a village in the icicle area on the planet. I was raised in the slums of Midgar though.
Polgara: Well that's very nice.
Aeris: Oh isn't it? Do you have any cookies?
Silk walks in: No, but I have cherry coke, cherry coke, cherry coke!!!!*singing*
Belgarath: Shut up!
Silk walks back into control room and sings with Moltar.
Later on in the break room Silk and Moltar are singing about cherry coke.
Polgara: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Moltar: It's coke!
It not any coke,
It cherry coke!
Coke!
Zorak: DIE!
Zeder: I shall ressurect Torak!
Belgarath imagines a wolf and pushed his will inward and morphs into a wolf.
The wolf howls and everybody shuts up. Belgarath morphs back.
Belgarath: Thank you, now for plans for the next show.
Silk: How about we sing about cherry coke?
Moltar: Oh, cherr..
Polgara makes a gesture and Moltar falls asleep.
Polgara: NO!
Zorak: We could make laws against female praying mantis' eating the males. One time after I got d…
Polgara set Zorak on fire.
Belgarath: I'm thinking of promoting laws against the hunting of wolves.
Polgara: We aren't trying to promote anything! We are trying to do the show!
Polgara used the outer reaches of her vocabulary.
Silk: Must you feel that way?
Polgara: Don't make me send you to your room, Prince Kheldar!
Moltar wakes up.
Oh cherry, cherry coke!
Oh cherry, what a dope!
Cherry, you are the one I can't define
That's why I'm on my behind!
Belgarath: You're not on your behind, and those 2 words don't rhyme.
Silk: He made up a rhyme.
Belgarath: How could you make it up when it doesn't even rhyme?
Silk: He thought it rymed.
Zorak: How did this conversation go from what our next show was going to be like, to rhyming?
Polgara set Zorak on fire again.
Zorak: Gurgh!
Zeder: I shall ressurect Torak!
Belgarath stormed out of the room.
Polgara followed him using her vocabulary.