Me: As always, I don't own any Eddings or SG characters!
Space Ghost: Put me back in!
Me: Hey, I thought you were dead.
Space Ghost: Yes, I am.
Me: Then you really are a ghost this time gasp
Belgarath and Polgara walk onto the stage.
Belgarath: Hello, welcome to today's episode.
Zorak: You know how that introduction saying of yours is so boring.
Belgarath: No it isn't.
Zorak: Yes it is.
Belgarath: No it isn't.
Zorak: Yes it is!
Belgarath: NO!!!!
Zorak: YES!!!!!!!!!
Polgara: Both of you shut up!
Anheg walks in drunk.
Anheg: I would like to welcome me-self to the drops down
Belgarath: ALE!
Belgarath ran for Anheg's ale and started gulping it down.
Meanwhile Silk and Moltar won't quit drinking cherry coke in the control room. Zeder walks in.
Silk: Your'e late, your'e late, to save the show from it's fate! No time for you to ressurect Torak now, your'e late, your'e late, your'e late!
Zeder: I already ressurected Torak!
Torak walks in, his face completely healed.
Silk: Hey, I thought your'e face was burnt.
Torak: The wonders of plastic surgery these days!
Moltar: Oh cherry, cherry, cherry coke!
Zorak and Belgarath are still argueing when Torak walks in.
Torak kneels down to Polgara, with a golden ring in his hand.
Torak: Will you marry me Polgara?
Polgara slapped him: I'm already married to Durnik!
Torak: I killed Durnik!
Polgara: Well your brothers decided to bring him back to me.
Torak: AGH! Where is Cthrag Yaska?
Belgarath*after burning Zorak nearly to death : Oh yeah, our guest it The Orb of Aldur today.
Everybody:……..
Belgarath: I said our guest is The Orb of Aldur.
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Belgarath: MOLTAR!!!!! MONITER!!!!!
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Polgara: What is taking him so long?
Belgarath walks in to find Silk, Moltar, and Zeder sprawled out onto the ground. There is a letter near Moltar's body.
Dear Belgarath,
Hi, it's Garion. Sorry to bother you right now, with your show and everything, but Belderen just went caca in her diaper and I was wondering if you could clean it for me. I sent a package with the diaper in it, thank you.
With Love,
Garion, Overlord of the West, previous Child of Light, Heir to the Rivan Throne, King of Riva, Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson of Belgarath
Belgarath finally realized what had made the others pass out and passed out also.
Torak: Cthrag Yaska shall be mine!
Polgara: Oh shut up, wonder what is taking the Old Wolf so long.
Zorak: I hope he died!
Torak: Cthrag Yaska shall be mine!
Polgara: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!!
Polgara walks in to see all the unconscious people unconscious. She sees the diaper! Mission Impossible music plays…….
To be continued