Me: Blah blah blah, do I have to go over this every time?

Space Ghost: Put me back in!

Me: I don't own Space Ghost characters or Belgariad/Mallorean characters

Polgara busily walked through the studio looking for a place to wash the diaper

Polgara: Ugh, I'm going to fall in a second here! Hey Mr. Random Person who is standing in my way. Wash this. NOW!

Mr. Random Person: GOT YA! Runs off and returns with a clean diaper

Polgara: Thanks. Hey, what are you doing here anyway?

Random Person: Um, I wanted to propose to somebody named Polgara, have you seen her anywhere?

Shouts of pain and agony are heard, followed by some words you wouldn't want your children to hear!

Polgara throwing random person, what's left of random person however, outside: And stay out!

Polgara walks into control room while everybody else is unconscious; she puts the diaper in a package and mails it to Riva.

Belgarath waking up: WHERE IS GARION?!?!? I'M GOING TO MURDER THAT FOOLISH BOY! I KNEW HIS BEL WAS SQUEAKY, NOW IT'S BEEN MUTILATED! AGH!

Belgarath's ranting had awoken everybody else. Silk and Moltar started sucking down the cherry coke again!

Meanwhile on stage, with all the lights off.

Torak and Zorak: MWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Torak: I SEE CTHRAG YASKA ON THE SCREEN, COME TO ME CTHRAG YASKA!

The orb on the monitor flared, as Belgarath and Polgara came rushing in.

Belgarath: Wha? Torak! Sit down right now!

Torak reveals a sword and places it to Belgarath's neck: It would serve thee well to shut thine mouth, " Holy one" he mocked

Belgarath started to object but he was blasted across the room. The Orb on the monitor flared again with anger.

Torak then walked over to Polgara, and she was once more under a spell of his.

Torak: I will wed thee, and you shall be queen of the world.

Polgara struggled for a moment and burst out: NO!

Torak revealed the black sword as if to shed her blood. Zorak jumped down, wanting to see the action.

The Orb flared with a blue light, illuminating the entire room. Torak screamed in agony, clutching at his iron mask. Polgara hastily got up and took Belgarath's hand.

Belgarath: I knew I should have defeated him in Cthol Mishrak, I would have stabbed him in the…

Belgarath wasn't allowed to finish, since she led him to control room and had Moltar and Silk follows them. They were delayed when Moltar had to drag boxes full of cherry coke cans.

Zorak: Hey wait for me! * Zorak ran after them*

Anheg got off of the floor and ran after Zorak.

Torak in agony Not so fast!

Torak took the black blade and sliced across Anheg. Anheg fell on the ground dead.

Meanwhile viewers of the show were wondering if this were watching the right network.

Belgarath led them higher up in the studio, as cameramen followed them. Zorak was eating some of the cameramen on the way.

Polgara: Old Wolf! I think our purpose has been fulfilled! We are going to die!

Belgarath: It doesn't make sense, Torak was defeated twice! The only way he could live now is if the Sardius were still around.

Silk: * Gulping down cherry coke* Wasn't that destroyed at The Place Whish Is No More?

Polgara: A stone was destroyed, we know that. Must not have been Sardius.

Zorak: I ate a weird stone once, it's been stuck in my system for a while.

Bel and Pol:……….

Torak marching up stairs: Cthrag Sardius is mine. CTHRAG YASKA shall be mine!

Moltar spills cherry coke all over the floor: We are all going to die! I must finish my last cherry coke! Bends down to lick cherry coke off of floor

Bel and Pol are chasing Zorak around; they bump into Torak who clutches onto Polgara. Polgara slaps him and continues on her way.

Zorak returns with the Orb in his hand, to defend himself but Torak intercepts it.

Torak: Mwahahahaha! Now you shall see my true power!

Torak places Cthrag Yaska and Cthrag Sardius together. There is a flash of black and white light followed by silence…