Calvin looked up from his comic book.

"hey!" he screamed. "where are my god slaves!"

Calvin jumped off the bed, and began to search the room, with no success.

Meanwhile, Hobbes, Cosmo and Wanda, appeared in Fairy World.

"how do you suppose this plan is going to work?" asked Wanda.

"it will." assured Hobbes.

"wouldn't it be easier just to give Calvin's secret away?" asked Cosmo.

Hobbes stared Cosmo. "you have no imagination, you know that?" he said crossing his arms.

Cosmo gave Hobbes a looney stare, but Hobbes ignored him.

"ok!" he called. "time to put Operation Hobbes into motion!"

"OPERATION HOBBES!" Wanda exclaimed. "how about Operation save the Fairies?"

"whatever." said Hobbes rolling his eyes.

Meanwhile, Calvin was searching near and far for his "god-slaves", and of corse, he was having no luck.

"GET OUT HERE!" he screamed. "I NEED ANOTHER FLAME THROWER! GET OUT OF YOUR HIDING PLACE BEFORE I GET MAD!"

no answer.

"RRRRRRGH! I HATE LAZY FAIRIES! THEY REALLY GET ONTO MY NERVES!"

no answer.

"GET OUT HERE..... say, I never really knew what your names were. you only said them once. It was Cozey and Wandy, wasn't it?"

"Calvin! shut up!" yelled Calvin's mom.

Calvin grumbled, and walked back into his room.

Meanwhile, Hobbes was knocking on Jorgan's door.

he was wearing the most ridiculous outfit you could imagine.

a blue T shirt that said FPS, matching blue pants. grey gloves, a fake mustache with a 5 cents tag on it, and a blue cap.

"hello?" he called in a ridiculously high voice.

Jorgan burst out. he was dripping wet, wearing a towel, and holding a rubber duckie. "WHAT!" he bellowed.

"this is FPS (Fairy Protective Services)" said Hobbes in his insane high voice. "may I step inside?"

Jorgan stared at him. "why does a man with a mustache have such a high voice?"

Hobbes glared at him, and crossed his arms. "I'm twenty one, and my voice hasn't changed yet!" he snapped.

Jorgan rubbed his chin.

"do know why?" Hobbes continued. "because I have fifty nine starving children, and a beautiful wife who can't pay her electric bills! So I work at the FPS. It doesn't pay me much, and we're hardly getting along!"

by now Jorgan had tears in his eyes. "(snif) well," he cried. "if it (sob) will save your starving kids, then step right inside!"

Hobbes grinned, and walked into the house.

"so," Jorgan sobbed. "why are you here?"

"it about two Fairies." Hobbes said in a biussnes like tone. "Cozey and Wandy."

"those two pink and green idiots?" Jorgan boomed.

"yup." replied Hobbes. "that new kid you gave them too. Calvin wasn't it?"

"yeah." said Jorgan. "him and the dumb tiger. Hobbes' claws shot out of his gloves, but he managed to keep control of his temper.

"yes, we at the FPS are very angered by the way Calvin is treating these poor idiots."

Jorgan rubbed his chin. "how so?" he bellowed.

"well, for one thing he tore up the DA rule book."

Jorgan leaped to his feet. "that is terrible! without the rule book, any child in the world could wish for anything! this is terrible!" he boomed. "I SHALL PUNISH HIM, SEVERELY!"

"lets not get to hasty!" said Hobbes quickly. "why don't you just take the fairies away?"

"Hmmm, and then punish him? not a bad idea." considered Jorgan.

"yeah then punish him." grinned Hobbes. your probably wondering why Hobbes is doing all this, right? Remember, Cosmo had mentioned that it would have been Easier just to give his secret away.

Jorgan didn't know it, but he was falling right into Hobbes' trap.

Meanwhile Calvin was looking under his bed when Cosmo and Wanda poofed up.

"THERE YOU ARE!" Calvin yelled. "I wish I had another nuclear bomb!"

Cosmo and Wanda rolled there eyes.

BOOM!

Jorgan Von Strangle appeared just then.

Next to him was Hobbes still in his outfit.

"You two!" he grabbed Cosmo and Wanda. "YOUR DONE HERE!"

Cosmo and Wanda poofed away. "And as for you!" Jorgan pointed at Calvin.

Who gulped. "I WILL NOW PUNISH YOU!"

"WHAT!" Calvin exclaimed. "But.... but.... but why?"

Jorgan ignored him. "As of now, everyone will forget that you ever had bombs and nuclear weapons! All but you that is! So you can continue to struggle through life WITHOUT FLAMETHROWERS!"

Calvin stared at him. "You call THAT a severe punishment?"

Jorgan ignored him, and waved his huge wand.

BOOM!

The next day Calvin was not in a very good mood. And Hobbes enjoyed it.

He enjoyed it more, when he could pounce on Calvin again. As it turned out, even Calvin forgot that he'd had fairies.

(Most likely because Hobbes kept pouncing on him.)

Soon everything was back to normal at the Calvin and Hobbes household.

Except, Jorgan had let Hobbes keep the life time supply of tuna.

Which confused Calvin greatly.

"You and your stupid tuna!" Calvin grumbled, and with that he left the room.

Leaving Hobbes grinning after him.

THE END

swing123: hmmm, I can do better than THAT. Oh well, I'll make up for it in the sequel.