SPLIT WORLDS
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Chapter 33
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
The empress's palace, now merely the rubble from which it was originally, was still smouldering, the Evangelion empress floated above the rubble with an angry look in her eyes, next to her was a figure in a cloak.
"On the upside ma'am, at least it wasn't the home." The figure said.
The empress was not amused.
"I have some news madam, it seems house Mandolore have accepted you reward for the goddess's head, they have told me that they will send their top assassin after her!" The figure said.
The empress smiled.
-----(GODDESS OF THE EARTH UNIVERSE)-----
Raziel and Yu were lying together; they were on the bed that was in the room, Yu untied Raziel and gave him his cloths back.
"Raziel, I'm actually sort of sorry we never got to do anything!" Yu laughed.
"Grandma was right, you'd make a great demon!" Raziel laughed.
"Hmm, thanks!" Yu said.
"I hope I don't have to turn a hose on you two!" Kou said.
The two teens sat up to see Kou standing at the doorway.
"What are you doing here!?" Raziel asked.
"Just thought you should know, Hild's coming back, she's coming to spy on you two, see if her little sexcapade had any lasting effect on you two!" Kou said.
"What, oh great, we have to go!" Raziel said.
"Wait, she'll just follow us if we run!" Yu said.
"Right, Kou, can you distract her?!" Raziel asked.
"Me, why me?!" Kou asked.
"Come on Kou, I know your dirty little secret!" Raziel said.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" Kou said.
"Don't lie to me, I've read it in your diary!" Raziel said.
"YOU READ MY DIARY!?!?!?!" Kou yelled angrily.
"Not the point!" Raziel said as he put his hand in front of Kou's face.
"Alright, I'll help you!" Kou sighed.
"Good, oh and make me sound sexy!" Raziel said.
Raziel then grabbed Yu and then they ran out of the room.
"Wait, what's Kou's secret?!" Yu asked.
"If you knew you'd use it against him, it'd be too much for him, so just forget about it!" Raziel said.
Meanwhile, back with Kou.
"Oh boy, well I guess I better get started!" Kou sighed.
Kou then sat down on the bed and then pulled out two hand puppets, one looking like Raziel and the other looking like Yu.
"Oh Yu, I can resist your charms no longer!" Kou said in Raziel's voice.
"Oh Raziel, take me now!" Kou said in Yu's voice.
Meanwhile outside of the room, Hild had her ear to the door, she was too drunk to tell that it was Kou, so she assumed that her grandson and Yu were finally consummating their love.
"Oh, I knew my plan would arouse them, no teenage hormones can resist the sexual innuendoes of Hild!!!" Hild exclaimed drunkenly.
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Anata was lying in her futon, her face in her pillow, listening to the message again, she cried into her pillow for a long while, it was now wet, just then there was a knock on the door.
"Anata, can I come in?" Kou asked.
"Huh, oh sure!" Anata said as she got up and took off the earphones.
Kou entered the room.
"How are you doing?" Kou asked.
"I'm fine, I'm sorry that I got so worked up, it's just that, something happened at the palace, I don't want to talk about it!" Anata said.
"Okay, but maybe we could go out together, you shouldn't stay in your room for too long, it'd be really lonely!" Kou said.
"Thanks Kou!" Anata said.
"Come on, I'll take you somewhere nice!" Kou said.
Kou then took hold of Anata's hand and they left.
-----(GODDESS OF THE EARTH UNIVERSE)-----
Yu and Raziel were now literally in heaven; they were sitting under a tree, in a grassy meadow over looking the sea.
"Raziel, this place is wonderful, is this really heaven?" Yu asked.
"Yep!" Raziel said.
"Are you sure it's okay for me to be here?!" Yu asked worriedly.
"Not really, but if we get caught I could pull a few strings, I am royalty after all!" Raziel said.
"You must spend all your time up here, this place is so wonderful, why do you ever stay on earth?!" Yu asked.
"Because, earth is where I can just me!" Raziel said.
"Huh?!" Yu replied.
"In my own dimension, I was always the outcast, people always used to pick on me when I was up here, because I'm a rare breed, it's the same in Nifihelm, but on earth I can pass off for human, no one ever really picks on me on earth like they do up here!" Raziel said.
"Wow, there must be a lot of mean bullies up here then!" Yu said.
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Deep in a dark alley, where light couldn't reach, an Evangelion hid, it's mask was frilled and plated, and it had a huge red eye in the centre of its head, its armour was as black as obsidian and long flowing tentacle like dreadlocks with chains and rings around them, coming out from an opening in the back of its mask.
"Is the prey challenging?" The Evangelion asked, but no one else was there.
"Yes, be ruthless, do not allow any distractions to deter you, finish her quickly!" A voice said from inside the Evangelion's head.
"Yes sir!" The Evangelion said.
Later on, Kou and Anata were walking through the flea market; Kou thought it would be best if they spent time in an open-air environment, the two enjoyed themselves looking through the different parts of the market, they were totally unaware that they were being watched from afar, in a tower over looking the flea market, the dark Evangelion held a rifle which looked more like a cannon.
Using his one eye to look through the scope of the cannon, he had Anata in his cross hairs, he pulled the trigger, suddenly a burst of heat travelled through the cannon and a ball of light rushed out and went straight for Anata, Anata had only seconds before it hit, she looked to it just before impact, but before anything happened, a blue blur knocked Anata out of the way and the blast hit the flea market.
Anata looked to see that the blue blur was a blue Evangelion.
"Hi!" The blue Evangelion said.
"You again, the bounty hunter, what are you doing here?!" Anata asked.
But before he could answer, another shot was fired but before it hit it was stopped by a wall of orange glowing light that emerged when the bounty hunter raised his hand to it.
The blast ricocheted off the AT field and returned to destroy the tower; this caused the Evangelion to fall down the flight of stairs.
"Ow, off, ah, ugh, ow, ah, ow ouch!!!" With his cannon behind him.
And when land down on the floor his cannon fell on his face.
"My eye, my precious eye!" The Evangelion cried.
-----(GODDESS OF THE EARTH UNIVERSE)-----
For Raziel and Yu, the scene now couldn't be more peaceful, lying under a tree in heaven, not a cloud in the sky, a warm spring day, beautiful scenery, right now everything would be perfect, if it weren't for the tiniest little hitch, they were being watched, though they didn't notice, from the bushes, two Valkeries were hiding waiting to strike at the two unsuspecting teens.
'The patrol six reporting in, a code five, repeat, a code five is in progress!' The first Valkerie said telepathically.
Meanwhile in the control centre.
"Code five, a young god or goddess bringing an infatuated unauthorized mortal to heaven!" Chrono said.
"Ah kids, isn't that sweet, I remember doing that when I was young!" Peorth said nostalgically. "Beat them and take them to me, and when we're done processing the suspect, put him down in the feather pits, let the perverts teach him a lesson and video tape it to show his friends, give all those little punk friends of his a good scare!!" Peorth said evilly.
"Uh ma'am, don't you think that if they see that tape, they'll want to get punished?!" Ex asked sheepishly.
"Are you questioning my authority!?!" Peorth glared at Ex.
"No ma'am!" Ex yelped.
"Good girl!" Peorth said happily.
Meanwhile, back at the hill, Raziel decided to act.
"Uh, hey Yu." Raziel said.
"Yeah Raziel?" Yu asked.
"I was just wondering, since we're alone now, maybe this time we could actually do what we lied, for real this time." Raziel said.
"Oh Raziel, I would love to." But before Yu could finish the two were interrupted.
Before Yu could finish, the two Valkeries rushed out of the bushes, pounced on Raziel and started beating him.
"Ow, what are you doing!?" Raziel cried.
"You broke rule two seven nine pal, never bring an unauthorized mortal up here!" One Valkerie said.
"Ah, why are you beating me so much, why aren't you trying to restrain her, she's the unauthorized mortal!?!" Raziel yelped.
"Raziel!" Yu said.
"Passing blame to your girlfriend, geez even up here chivalry is dead, well we've got a special move we've been saving for guys like you!!" The Valkerie said.
Then the two Valkeries smiled evilly and then performed their special move.
"AHHH, hey, that's a sensitive area!" Raziel yelped.
"We know!!" The Valkeries said in unison.
"AHHH!!" Raziel cried.
Meanwhile, down in Nifihelm, Kou had finished his little act; he was tired and has a sore throat from having to make fake moans and groans.
'How degrading, I hope this was worth it!' Kou thought.
Suddenly, the door burst open to reveal a very angry looking Hild.
"Uh, Queen Hild, what an unexpected surprise!" Kou said nervously.
Hild stomped over to Kou and grabbed him by his collar.
"That performance you put on was good, but once I sobered up I realized one major flaw in your performance!" Hild said slyly.
"Oh, and what was that?!" Kou asked nervously.
"It was too good and too long, it's a known fact that the first time is never that good, especially with two virgins!" Hild said.
'Oh boy!' Kou thought worriedly.
Later on, Raziel was standing in a dark room, before him was a row of gods and goddesses; in the centre was his grandfather.
"Young god Raziel, third class limited, you of the crime of which you are accused?" Kami asked.
"Yes sir." Raziel said.
"Very well then, normally as punishment young people here are now sent to have ironic punishments, in these cases when a boy brings a mortal to this to force himself upon her, he shall himself be forced upon by a woman!" Kami said.
"What, wait, I never actually forced myself on anyone!" Raziel said.
"Silence!" Kami yelled.
Raziel backed down.
"But, since you are new to this dimension, your punishment will lessened, to one night in a prison cell, court adjourned!" Kami announced.
Later on, Raziel was put in a cell at first he thought it wouldn't be so bad, just another perk of being the grandson of royalty, but he started to think otherwise when he saw that the prison he was sent to was actually a goddesses prison, other than having to bare the cat calls and gropes, Raziel spent his time wondering what happened to Yu.
"Ow, Raziel wg
'Why does this stuff always happen to me, does my family have a sick sense of humour or something?!' Raziel thought.
"Hey, quit it, let go of me, don't touch me there you perverts!" Yu yelled.
"Aw come on sweetie, give momma a little sugar!" A goddess behind bars said hungrily.
"Back off meat!" A Valkerie yelled as she banged on the bars.
Then the Valkerie opened the door of Raziel's cell and threw Yu in.
"Raziel, what are you doing here, this is a girls prison!?" Yu asked.
"I know, my grandpa's just as sick as my grandma!" Raziel groaned.
"Wow, no kidding, for higher beings you guys are really perverted!" Yu said.
"Yeah, tell me about it!" Raziel said.
"Ugh, I can't believe I'm in this situation, my mom is gonna go nuts!" Yu cried with her hands clutching her head.
"Don't worry, I know my grandpa, he has a soft spot for me, I'm sure we wont be here too long!" Raziel said.
"But what will I tell her when we get out, I'm not pregnant, we're not married!" Yu said stressfully.
"Well you should've thought this out better then!" Raziel said.
"It was your plan!" Yu yelled.
"Yeah but you stabbed me the back!" Raziel said.
"Hey, I was under threat of torture, do you have any idea how scary your grandma is when she waves that feather around?!" Yu asked.
"Yes!" Raziel said.
"I hate you!" Yu yelled.
"I hate you too!" Raziel yelled back.
However instead of trying to ring each other's necks, Raziel and Yu instead embraced each other and kissed each other passionately.
Meanwhile in Kami's chambers, Kami watched the action from a crystal ball on his desk.
"Well it's about time those two got it on!" Hild said as she appeared behind Kami.
"What took you so long?" Kami asked.
"I got a little tipsy!" Hild said defensively. "Look at them go, some wild and passionate, just like us when we were young!" Hild said happily.
"Ah young love." Kami said.
"I underestimated you, your brain is more perverted than I thought!" Hild teased.
"Heh, that's why we're such a good pair." Kami said.
-----(SON OF URD UNIVERSE)-----
Later on, Anata, Kou and the blue Evangelion had returned to the Morisato temple, the three sat in the tea room, there was an uncomfortable silence, just then Belldandy walked in with her trademark smile and broke the silence.
"Would you like a cup of tea mister Evangelion?" Belldandy asked.
"Camomile, please." The Evangelion said.
"Mom what are you doing!?" Anata asked.
"What, it's rude not to offer our guest something!" Belldandy said.
"But he tried to kill me!" Anata said.
"No I tried to take you alive, the empress wanted you alive at that point, now she wants you dead!" The Evangelion said.
"And he just saved your life, I certainly hope my other self didn't raised you to be so rude!" Belldandy said.
"Miss Belldandy, isn't it a little awkward to have an Evangelion guest?" Kou asked.
"Not really, I suppose you get used to them after a while, them with their shiny armour, and sharp teeth, and their fiery white eyes, and their aggression!" Belldandy ranted on as she left the room in a disturbingly cheery mood.
'Why is mom here just so weird!?' Anata asked.
"Alright then, well let's get to business, we weren't properly introduced the first time we met, my name is Braka, Jerek Orrilliace Braka, I believe you know the rest!" Braka said.
"Alright then mister Braka, why did you save Anata then?" Kou asked.
"Well I want you to know that I've been hired by a client, who prefers to remain unnamed, who would rather see you stay alive!" Braka said.
"Why?" Anata asked.
"I don't ask questions, questions can lose deals!" Braka said.
"Well then, who tried to kill me?" Anata asked.
"Ah yes, him, his name is Jin Ke, he's the top assassin of house Mandolore!" Braka said.
"Top assassin, why would they send him?!" Anata asked.
"The empress seems to have a vendetta against you, she wants you dead, and is willing to pay a great deal of money to see it done!" Braka explained.
"Well what do we do, about this Jin Ke?" Kou asked.
"Ah yes, I have a plan for that, but you have to act as bait!" Braka said as he pointed at Anata.
Anata had a look of shock on her face.
Just then Belldandy returned to the room, and gave Braka a teacup.
"I'm sorry but we're all out of sugar!" Belldandy said sadly and bowed respectfully.
"Oh!" Braka whined.
Later on, Anata was in a train station waiting for a train, she had a nervous look on her face and her body was stiff, she looked around to see if anyone was watching her, then the train pulled up at the station and opened it's doors, she and the other passengers went aboard.
As the train closed its doors and left, there two figures on a rooftop watching it, a blue Evangelion and a green one, they watched the train with alertness.
"How do you know he'll attack her on the train?" Raven asked.
"Oh he'll attack her anywhere!" Braka said.
As the train moved down the track, a figure on the street looked at the train, he ran down the street to catch up to the train, he jumped off the street and in a feat of inhuman agility landed on the train, the wind blowing through his black overcoat, he let it slip off to reveal himself as Jin Ke.
He stuck his claws into the hood of the train and tried to pull the roof off but before he did, Raven and Braka jumped onto the train, Raven lashed out at Jin, he swung his claw at the side of Jin's face leaving a mark, Jin then grabbed onto Raven's arm and kneed his chest and threw him off the train and onto the street.
He then turned his sights to Braka; Braka quickly pulled a pistol on him, he kicked it out of his hand, he then sent a high kick to Braka's head which caused him to fall on his back, then Jin straddled him and started to punch him.
"Ow, ow, ow, stop pommeling me, it really hurts!" Braka yelped.
But before he could respond, the train went into a tunnel, and when it got out, Braka was now free still lying on the roof, and Jin found himself on the wrong end of a goddess staff.
Anata had teleported out of the train and onto the roof; she was now in her battle garment, she was holding her staff in front of Jin's face in a threatening manner.
"Leave my world, and never come back, I have had enough of your kind!" Anata said venomously.
Jin slowly got up and glared at Anata and Braka.
"This isn't over goddess!" Jin said.
Then he threw a small to the ground, it exploded into smoke and with that Jin disappeared, Anata looked back to Braka to see if he was alright, but he had disappeared too, but before Anata could figure what happened, the train went into another tunnel, and Anata didn't have time to duck.
Later on in the Evangelion universe, in a dark room in a hidden place underneath the ground, Braka waited impatiently for someone, then a dark Evangelion with a horn on its head approached him, but this one was different, it had a strange silver circle on the left side of its head with three small lights blinking on it, one red and two blue.
"You fought well, you've earned your pay for keeping the goddess safe." The Evangelion said in a male voice.
"Yes, yes, yes, now give me my money, I have mouth to feed you know, my mouth!" Braka said.
"How you like me to double it?" The dark Evangelion asked.
"What do I have to do?" Braka asked suspiciously.
"I could use someone with your talent, stay at my side as my lieutenant and I shall pay you handsomely!" The dark Evangelion said.
"Really then, well sign me up, sir!" Braka said.
"Please, call me, my lord!" The dark Evangelion said.
(TO BE CONTINUED)
A/N: Please r/r, sorry it took so long, it's just that since my holiday started, my body and mind just don't have it in me to write, I've got the holiday fever where all I want to do is be lazy, and yes I know it seems sort of like a rushed job, but my mind just seems to be effected that way, to me now the days just seem to melt together like something that melts together in an analogy, anyway for your patience I hope you'll forgive if I just give this extra treat, OMAKE!!!
OMAKE A/N: What if SOU was more like a soap opera.
In a grassy meadow up in heaven, two young figures, a teenage god and a teenage goddess, Aoi Sung and Raziel Morisato, finally found true love in each other.
"Oh Raziel, I'm so happy I dumped Raven for you, now I realize how good it is to have a nice reliable guy I can depend on!" Aoi swooned.
(Fiona: When I wanted you to date a nice guy I didn't mean my dumb brother!)
"Oh Aoi, I'm happy to!" Raziel said. 'Because now I get to rub Raven's nose in it, take that faker!' Raziel thought.
(Raven: I could get any girl I wanted!)
"Prostitutes don't count!" Raziel yelled out.
"Who are you talking too?" Aoi asked.
"Oh, ah, no one!" Raziel said nervously.
Then the two slowly started to embrace each other, and their lips drew ever closer, until they suddenly interrupted by a certain goddess.
"Aoi, STOP!!" A goddess yelled.
"Mom, what are you doing here!?" Aoi asked.
"I can't let this go on, there is no way that I can allow you to date your brother!" Aoi's mother yelled as she pointed at Raziel.
"What?!?" Raziel and Aoi yelled in unison.
"It's true, you see dear, I'm not your real mother, the truth is that!" Aoi's mother swooned.
"I am!" Peorth exclaimed as she popped onto the scene.
"What, you're my real mother Peorth-sama?!" Aoi asked in shocked.
"Yes, I had to give you up when you were born, there's no way I could've raised a baby on my own, Urd was different, she had a loving family!" Peorth swooned dramatically.
"But wait, that doesn't explain why I'm her brother!" Raziel said.
"I was getting to that!" Peorth snorted angrily. "You see Aoi, on the same night that Urd and Keiichi made sweet, sweet love in drunkenness, I also participated in the act, Keiichi and Urd were simply too drunk to remember!" Peorth swooned.
(Keiichi: Man; now I really wish I remembered that night!)
(Urd: Tell me about it!)
"What, eew, dad how could you!!" Raziel yelled. 'This was perhaps one of the first times I could've gotten some action with a girl who isn't related to me!' Raziel thought.
(Fiona: Well on the upside we're sisters now! ;;)
"Wait, so this is why I never knew my father, oh momma, I missed you!!!" Aoi cried as she leaped into Peorth's embrace.
"Ugh, can this get any weirder?" Raziel asked himself.
"Hey what's going on?" Lyn asked as he popped onto the scene.
"Lyn-chan, there's something I need to tell you, I'm your real mother, and Raziel is your brother!!" Skuld swooned as she appeared on the scene.
Raziel face faulted.