Luna lovegod Lovers, she comes into this chapter you will be happy to know, if shes your favourite!

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Chapter 4

Tonks the professor.

They boarded the train and sat down in a compartment to themselves

"Harry...you haven't heard anything from voldemort...have you, oh shut up whimpering Ron" Hermione ordered.

"No...but I have been having dreams about him again" Harry replied "So you mean to tell...us...that...he might be..." "Spit it out Ron" Hermione interrupted "controlling you...maybe" Ron spluttered.

"Ron, voldemort...shut up... was controlling Harry last year so we assumed, and he wasn't so its very unlikely that he is this time"

"I know that Hermione I'm not stupid" there was a silence before Harry broke it

"err Ron id know if he me my scar would be hurting every time I wake...it doesn't any more" "yes but he might not be feeling anything at the moment..." Ron's sentence trailed off.

The compartment door slid open and there with her bright pink hair stood Tonks "Hello Harry, Ron, Hermione how are you all?"

"Were fine thank you" Hermione replied "what are you doing here" Ron questioned

"Oh that's nice, not a how are you too, a what are you doing here"

"Ron control your manners, sorry about him how are you than?" Hermione pleaded as a loud snort came from Ron

"well im your new defense against the dark arts teacher Hermione, Remus told me to apply and Dumbledore chose me!"

"Well done, tonks" said Ron obviously asking for forgiveness "thank you Ron, your forgiven." Ron blushed

After a few rounds of chess the compartment door slid open again and in stepped Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle. There was shiny badge with HB on it

"YOUVE BEEN MADE HEAD BOY" Ron shouted with a look of disbelief "yes that's right im the new head boy and..." he looked at Tonks

"See you've made a new friend potter a bit rich for you isn't it, more than one friend"

"Shut your mouth malfoy" Ron said sternly as he stood up but Hermione pulled him back down and Tonks immediately jumped up

"I am going to add ten points to slytherin for your compliment on my age, and take away twenty for your rudeness"

"you cant do that your not even a prefect, you don't know the rules yet, your not head girl I don't even know you" malfoy snapped

"well we can get to know each other cant we young man cause im not a student I am your TEACHER!" Tonks yelled and malfoy froze stiff his smile vanished

"what?"

"I am your new defense against the dark arts teacher and I look forward to teaching you" she said as she pushed him out slamming the door behind her.

"That was bloody brilliant" Ron spoke, outstanded. Harry however just looked at Hermione speechless and she smiled, the train came to a complete stop and they got off to find a carriage.

Harry had just grabbed a free one when Luna lovegod rushed over to him and put her arms round him, Ron had started laughing until she done the same to him, Hermione scowled and jumped onto the carriage.

"Oh Harry it's so good to see you and Ron of course" Luna said as she blushed the same color as him. "Could you three hurry up" Hermione moaned with her head out the window "some of us would like to eat you know."

They came into the great hall adding to the noise "My daddy thinks very highly of your daddy Ron, he even mentioned inviting you round to dinner one night" Luna chuckled

"Cool can't wait" Ron replied with to Harry's surprise not sarcastically.

They said goodbye to her and walked over to the Gryffindor table "I can't believe her" Hermione snorted,

"What did she do?" Ron asked "oh, doesn't matter Ron" Hermione replied just as Dumbledore stood up

"Id like to welcome you to Hogwarts school first years, the sorting will begin momentarily but first I'm going to introduce you to your new defense against the dark arts teacher Professor Tonks"

the hall applauded, she stood up bowed and sat back down again snape however rolled his eyes

"now than the sorting will begin." It was about ten minutes before the feast arrived and everybody tucked in Ron had the largest pile on his plate as always, but wasn't eating it as fast as he usually did infact it was very slow eating

"what's the matter now Ron" Hermione sighed "Oh,...Harry you know the Halloween ball coming up can we not leave it late finding dates" he glanced a look at Hermione for a second than continued

"I don't want another one like year four."

"err yeah Ron whatever but why are you asking me this now"

"Oh just wondered" Ron said quickly and changed the topic "oh man the foods gone" Harry looked down and the food had vanished "Come on than boys lets go to bed" Hermione yawned

They both gave her stern looks "Not...not together it might of sounded like that but...oh for gods sake its RUDE to stare!"

And she stormed off "APRIL FOOLS" Ron shouted out trying not to laugh "Ron one problem" "What" "Its not April fools day" Harry noted "Oh yeah..." and they couldn't stop laughing all the way to the dormitory.

The next morning when they went to breakfast the owls started to arrive, Hermione was still subscribed to the daily prophet, Ron had got a letter from Fred and George and Harry had a letter from

"the Dursleys" Ron exclaimed out loud "open it, open it" he sounded like an over exited two year old.

To potter

We hope you know that you can NOT come back

Here during the holidays as always.

We do NOT want to see you ever again and it doesn't matter

If someone is after you you're NOT going to stay here at all.

The Dursleys

"That is totally rude" Hermione sounded mad "how dare they write that to you" "Well Harry I have a new brother, Ginny should be happy"

"Thanks Ron" it meant a lot to him to be considered as a brother.

"What's your letter about Ron?"

"Don't know haven't read it yet" he said cheerfully they looked at him "oh you want me to read it out loud ok here we go"

Dear our darling baby brother

We hope you know that we love you

Very much and were very

Sorry for any inconvenience we caused

It WON'T ever happen again.

Lots of love

Your favorite brothers.

P.S we've borrowed a hundred galleons from your account.

"THEY WHAT" Ron bellowed so the whole great hall turned around thinking it was a howler

"I can't believe them, no wonder they were trying to sound nice they've robbed me"

"Ron they haven't really"

"Hermione one hundred galleons" Ron said slowly referring she had not heard properly

"That's like my life savings"

"I'm sure they will pay you back, Ron with what their shop is earning" Hermione spoke sounding very set back at rons behavior.

"What's all this shouting about" Luna had just joined them it took her only a few seconds to read it

"oh" she said "that's lovely, how are you all"

"LOVELY HOWS THAT LOVELY" Ron shouted

"well they sound like nice people after all they called you a darling didn't they"