This the last chapter for now im working on a sixth chapter thats not if your sick and tired of it! keep reviewing for me i need you to tell me what you think go easy on me though i dont care if you want to criticise me but it is my first fanfic.

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Chapter 5

The start of lessons.

"Come on Hermione were waiting to go" shouted Ron up the girls dormitory stairs "Snapes waiting"

"Ron! Some people have to make their personal appearance looking nice you know" Hermione said as she popped round the corner startling Ron

"no one cares" Ron pointed out "what does it matter Ron, come on your making us late" Ron didn't budge

"you...what...your...I...cant believe you..." Ron stuttered while he barged passed Hermione, Harry followed.

They arrived two minutes late and snape started shouting "YOUR LATE, WEVE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING!"

"DON'T LOOK AT ME IT'S NOT MY FAULT...HERMIONE MADE US LATE EDITING HER APPEARANCE" Ron burst out.

"I DID NOT RON, YOU TALK A LOAD OF RUBBISH, OHNESTLY"

"OH WHATEVER HERMIONE YOU'RE THE RUBBISH BIN HERE" Ron retorted

"IF YOU TWO DON'T SHUT UP I'LL SHUVE YOU BOTH IN A RUBBISH BIN" Harry shouted and everybody sitting around their cauldrons gasped.

"Potter, Granger, Weasley OUT!" snape bellowed and the three of them stomped out of the classroom.

It was a full ten minutes before they were allowed back into the classroom not knowing what to do, Ron had turned his potion pink when it was meant to be a dark blue,

Hermione passed with flying colors but Harry had his cauldron emptied five times. His mind was on the quidditch match next week; he and Ron were against hufflepuff and they really needed to win.

After a firm warning that if the three of them didn't turn up for their weeks worth of detentions it would be multiplied to a months worth they left for defense against the darks class very put down.

Harry, Ron and Hermione gratefully arrived on time to defense against the dark arts and Tonks was waiting patiently for the class. "Didn't arrive late this time than" Malfoy sneered as he turned around to face them in the line

"I'm surprised you didn't have to miss the whole potions lesson the amount of time needed to change the filthy mudbloods appearance

"Don't you ever learn Malfoy" Ron shot him a disgusted look as he withdrew his wand but Hermione pulled his hand back and Harry stepped forward just as Tonks placed a hand on Dracos shoulder

"Oh I thought it was you Mr. Malfoy, the back of your hair gave it away, but if I had my way it would be pink" she fiddled with his hair which made Ron laugh.

Finally after shed finished she shouted "Follow into the class please" it took about a minute for every one to get a seat and take their books from their bags before she started

"today were working on famous slayers, if you turn to page 459 in your books it has a list of names" "Buffy the vampire slayer!" Ron shouted

"Err yes Ron very well done Buffy, now than since you've volunteered yourself you can read the rest" Tonks exclaimed making Ron groan.

The list went on and on with names like Gandy the great defeated several werewolves and scammed by guilderoy Lockhart. Ben Maxwell scammed by guilderoy Lockhart, Sammy Feathered scammed by guilderoy Lockhart.

Hermione rose her hand "Professor I can't help but notice most of these slayers were scammed by guilderoy Lockhart, one of our previous defense against the dark arts teachers"

"Yes well done Hermione guilderoy Lockhart brainwashed these slayers and took credit for their work any one know why?" Harry put up his hand having been told this answer by guilderoy Lockhart in person

"Because his books wouldn't have sold that well if no one believed it was him, but know he's brainwashed and doesn't have a clue who he is anymore" he answered

"Yeah that's right and I was standing next to him I had to whack him round the head cause he didn't shut up" Ron replied.

"Really Ron you are not allowed to whack a teacher even if they are a babbling idiot" Tonks said deeply offended

"Sorry" Ron blushed. "Sorry miss, Ron if you will" "Sorry miss" Ron moaned "With a little more enthusiasm please next time, anyway well done five points to Gryffindor for reading to us" Tonks exclaimed making Ron grin.

"Now than Buffy the vampire slayer was the chosen one to slay vampires she's been the only person who wasn't scammed by guilderoy Lockhart, she is a member of the Scooby gang along with" she was cut off by aloud "SCOOBY DOO" from Ron

"No Ron not Scooby doo...Willow Rosenberg, Xander Harris also Daniel Osborne was part of this gang for sometime but he left anyone know why?" no one raised their hand apart from Hermione

"Because he's a werewolf"

"Correct miss granger ten points to Gryffindor" Ron was about to argue why Hermione got ten points and he only got five, but Tonks gave him a look to kill and he closed his mouth

"Oz left the gang because he was a werewolf and he was wrongly cheating on willow with another werewolf named veruca whom he killed, but anyway back to Buffy she has a couple of watchers one called Rupert Giles who is the librarian of her school" she took a breath and continued

"Now I want you to work alone and read the passage about Buffy than answer the questions on her" she walked over to her desk and sat down

"Well start than"

Harry had never had such a longer lesson there was twenty two questions on her and he heard Ron whisper to himself "how many"

Harry agreed with Ron more that ever at this point, he turned around to face Draco because Crabbe had started to throw paper at him. The lesson ended and walking to Divination with Ron, Harry was still emptying his bag of pieces of paper

"I tell you if I ever get Draco alone he's dead" Ron said extremely annoyed. Divination was just as lively as the other two they was still working with tea leaves

"That's it if I see another tea leaf im doing a Hermione and walking out of class" Ron spoke loudly just before the wind blew a leaf and it landed on his nose, Harry laughed "Its not funny Harry!" Ron exclaimed.

After the lesson was over the two boys slouched into their usual chairs ready for three pieces of homework due for the following day "Harry we really need a spell for homework ban" Ron yawned

"Where's Hermione when you need her NEVER HERE" the stress got to Ron making Harry feel deaf

"I don't know" Harry replied rubbing his ear "Maybe she got held back" but if she did it was for along time they had completed two pieces of homework before the portrait door shot open

"THAT'S IT IM GOING TO BED, NIGHT!" Hermione shouted

"Night" Harry answered quietly "Nice to see you" Ron added wearily and they looked at each other before starting their third piece.