Disclaimer: I don't own Gundam Wing or Harry Potter. I do own Hikaru, Triton, Meilan, Solo, James, and Millardo.
Genre: Fantasy/ Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Yaoi, Yuri, Shonen-ai, Shojo-ai, boy/boy, girl/girl pairings. Mpreg... maybe... I haven't decided yet. Mentions of it though. Relena bashing.
Notes: Alternate Universe, timeline-what-timeline, Gundam Wing/ Harry Potter fusion. This is sixteen years after endless waltz and one year after Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Sirius did not fall through the veil, and the story has other AU parts that will be explained.
Pairings: 1/3, 2/4/5, Zechs/ Noin, Relena/ Dorothy, Sirius/ Remus, Harry/ Draco, Hermione/ Ron, Hikaru/ Solo, Triton/ James, Meilan/ Millardo, Blaise/ Ginny.
Summary: What happens when Hikaru and Triton Yuy-Barton bring their friends from school home for the summer? And what if those friends happened to bring their parents? What happens when Harry Potter and his friends meet Heero Yuy and the other ex-Gundam pilots? With Voldemort still lurking in the bowels and five new teachers this is likely to be an interesting year for the Wizarding World.
Hi! I want to thank Yuerohye and pUnKRoCk['s Sk8er chic] for the reviews! As for your questions: the thing about Trowa's cat carrier (that was what you were asking about right?) was that something happened to it and it was such a strange thing that you would be better off not knowing what it was. ;)
Oh, and as for the question about the translations in the direct story. The reason I do it that way is because when people put it on the bottom of the text it kind of irritates me because than I have to scroll all the way down the screen to see what it means. It than takes me a long time to find out where I was in the story originally and the story loses some of it's magic to me. I'm sorry if it bothers you and I also thank you for brining it to my attention. If it bothers anyone else than tell me and I will start to put the translations at either the top or the bottom of the story as you asked. I apologize for not changing it sooner but I just want to see if it bugs anyone else first.
Anyway, enough of my blabber, here is the fifth chapter!
Harry Potter and the Angels of War
Chapter Five: First Day of Classes
"It looks like we have Tactics class first today." Hermione remarked calmly. Harry nodded and took a large bite of his eggs. Ron blinked blearily at his girlfriend and best friend before it entered through his head and he grunted. He took a bite of his toast and his brain began to wake up making him notice a few missing members to the hall. "Where are Triton and Hikaru?"
"They're showin the folks around school." Solo answered with a grin. "It would be embarrasin if the old men had to be rescued after getting lost."
"Old? Did you say old?" A familiar voice asked. Solo turned and shot a wide grin at his braided father who was leaning against the wall by him.
"Yup!" Solo said cheerfully.
"I'll get ya for that one brat." Duo said with a wink to his oldest child.
"Why are ya over here Dad?" Solo asked. Duo shrugged with a carefree look that suggested he didn't care.
"Than how will you know your way around the school?" Hermione asked.
"Ro is showing me telepathically." Duo answered back calmly. He frowned for a second looking into space and than sighed. "I gotta go. Soldier boy is callin. See ya in first period." With that Duo gave a wave and disappeared unnoticed out of the hall his chestnut braid bouncing behind him.
"Who was that?" Neville asked in interest.
"That my friend was my old man. Well... one of them anyway." Solo answered with a wink, looking for all the world like his American father. Apparently their night of secrecy was over.
"One of them?" Seamus asked in confusion.
"You'll see what he means in class." A soft voice spoke up and the teens turned to see Triton taking his usual seat across from Solo.
"Where are the ancients?" Solo asked.
"Getting ready for class. No, Hikaru isn't coming for breakfast. He had an errand to run for Uncle Quat." Triton said before Solo could ask about his boyfriend. Everyone knew that they were going out of course. It was a big uproar in the fourth year. After the school found out about the relationships between Solo and Hikaru, not to mention James and Triton there was a large uproar and the whole school began picking on them. They took it in stride as their soldier parents had taught them to do. But Millardo had one hell of a time trying to stop his girlfriend from killing everyone who even dared to insult her brothers and friends in front of her.
It took a long time but finally after months of ridicule the school finally accepted the fact that the four weren't on the straight and narrow and began to respect them again. Other same-sex couples had come out of the closet and there was more tolerance for homo and bisexuals.
"Good morning." Quatre greeted as students began to fill into his class. He, Duo, and Heero were standing in the front of the room. Well... he was standing, Duo was leaning against the wall next to the chalkboard, and Heero was sitting on the counter that ran the length of the room by the windows looking indifferent like normal. "Take your seats and we will begin shortly. Good." The students were sixth years from a variety of houses and waited in anticipation.
"I think you can start now." Duo remarked lazily and Quatre nodded with a smile.
"Hello class, I am one of your new professors Quatre Raberba Winner. Professor Winner will be fine." He looked to his husband. "Don't do your normal intro dear."
"Fine." Duo sighed with a slight pout before getting up and giving a jaunty wave to the class. "I am Duo Maxwell another of your professors."
"Is your hair really that long naturally?" A girl asked. She was from Slytherin of course and sneered at the 'professor'.
"Yes, does anyone else have any questions?" Duo asked calmly with a warm grin. His eyes however flashed in warning. Solo and Triton exchanged slightly worried looks.
"Why do you keep your hair so long?" Seamus asked.
"Why do you cut your hair short?" Duo retorted. Seamus stuttered and Duo winked. "Exactly. Now you guys better hush up a little. It's his turn." Duo tilted his head in Heero's direction and his best friend snorted.
"Hikaru? Why didn't you take a seat?" Neville asked in confusion.
"What's with the hair Yuy-Barton?" Blaise Zabini, a Slytherin, sneered.
"For starters I'm no-" Heero was cut off by Duo who groaned.
"Not this again..." Duo moaned. Quatre nodded in agreement.
"Shush baka." Heero said glaring at Duo from the corner of his eye.
"Hikaru! Don't risk points for Gryffindor!" Dean cried out.
"Listen I'm no-" The door opened cutting Heero off and he blew his bangs out of his face in irritation. Professor McGonagall entered the room with Hikaru behind her.
"I am sorry to interrupt professors but I am returning Mr. Yuy-Barton to class. Thank you for allowing him to help me." Minerva said in a crisp voice.
"Of course. Take your seat Hikaru." Quatre said with a smile. Hikaru bowed slightly and took his seat in between his brother and his boyfriend. Minerva nodded and left the room closing the door behind her. The class started throwing questions left and right until Heero gave out a loud whistle and it went silent.
"Now that I have your attention." Heero muttered darkly as he rose from where he was sitting and leaned against the counter instead. "I am not Hikaru. I am Heero Yuy, his father. Let me get one thing straight. I do not like children. Half the time I can barely stand my own." Triton and Hikaru traded amused looks knowing that their father was just trying to intimidate their class. "We all have problems, if you have one leave it outside the class room. If you need help go to Maxwell or Winner, I will not help you unless they are not available."
"Who shoved a stick up his ass?" Blaise mumbled. Heero's eyes pinned Blaise to his seat like two Prussian lasers.
"Would you like to speak up Mr. Zabini?" Heero asked coldly. The class blinked as Heero knew his name on the first day.
"Not at all professor." Blaise sneered. Heero rose up straight in a fluid motion and was in front of Blaise's desk before anyone processed the fact that he had moved.
"Listen kid." Heero growled out. "I don't give a flying fig what the hell you think about me. If I cared every time someone said something bad about me I would have died a long time ago."
"I wonder why?" Blaise sneered back. A very deadly look crossed Heero's face.
"You are brave boy but you have absolutely no common sense. Bravery will only get you so far in the world. If you use your brain more than your mouth than perhaps you will learn something this year." Heero said coldly. "Like I said, I don't give a rat's ass what you think about me but in this class you will be respectful to whomever is talking at the front of the room. If you feel I am unworthy than we could always do some quality bonding time during detention."
"Consider it a date than." Blaise said. Heero walked towards the back of the room. "Meet me on the front lawn after your last classes Zabini." Heero said with no emotion. He turned to the rest of the class. "Today Maxwell and Winner will be teaching. My turn will come up soon enough." With that he went to an empty table at the back of the room where an ancient book of some sort, an ink well, a quill, and a stack of parchment sat. He took a seat and began to read through the book writing notes down on the parchment in Kanji.
"Well, now that the introductions are over." Duo said lightly breaking the tension in the room. "We'll start with the less important things like the lesson." A few people in the class laughed nervously and Duo gave a chuckle. "Relax I won't bite... much..." He gave an evil smirk. "I leave being a strict jackass to Heero."
Heero flicked him off and Duo winked at him. No one had seen what Heero did so they just continued to pay attention to their teachers. They all slowly began to relax and paid attention in interest to what Duo and Quatre had to say. They basically explained what the course was about and what they would be learning.
"Can anyone venture a guess what this class is about?" Quatre asked. Hermione and a boy from Hufflepuff raised their hands. "Yes?" Quatre asked nodding in the boy's direction.
"Tactics?" The boy asked and the class burst out laughing. Quatre and Duo chuckled.
"Yes. But what is tactics?" Quatre asked pleasantly. This time only Hermione raised her hand. "Miss. Granger?"
"Tactics are plans or strategies." Hermione said in her know it all voice.
"Very good. Five points to Gryffindor." Quatre said with a smile. "Before going into any battle you should have a plan, a list of actions to follow so there is a better chance of survival."
"Trust him on this one. My braid has been yanked many a time during missions cause I ran in without thinking." Duo explained. "Heero over there had to come in and save my sorry ass when even my skills couldn't save me cause I rushed in blindly."
"Watch the language Duo." Quatre said with a slight frown but he continued on with his explanation. "He is right of course. Yes, there are times when strength comes in handy but normally you don't win a fight on strength alone. You can however win by using your brain."
"And that boys and girls is what we'll be teaching you this year." Duo added. "We get to let you exercise those lumps of coal sitting between your ears."
"For the first few months we'll be going over many different battles and military tactics. I warn you some will be magical battles and some will be muggle. As Heero, Duo, and myself were raised in a muggle environment it is easier to incorporate some of that knowledge here." Quatre remarked.
"Don't look at us like that. It won't do you any harm and, God forbid it, you might actually learn something!" Duo exclaimed sarcastically. Quatre yanked on Duo's braid shutting him up.
"Behave yourself." Quatre reprimanded and Duo grinned with a wink at his class. "After all of the 'boring background stuff' as two of my family members who will not be named but are in this room call it." Solo and Duo blushed. "Once that is over than we'll move onto the fun things."
"But, why spoil the surprise? You'll find out what we're gonna do when we get there. Until then, open up your books to page five and start reading." Duo said, never losing his cheerful look. "Yes read Mr. Crabbe. If you look at me you are obviously not looking at your book so how can you be reading? Oh God I'm starting to sound like Heero."
"Allah forbid it." Quatre said sweetly. "I don't think the world could take two Heero Yuys."
"Very funny Quatre." Heero remarked dryly from the back of the room as he crossed something out on his parchment. The room than went silent as everyone read the first chapter on the book until the bell rang.
"You're homework for tonight is two paragraphs giving your views on the subject of battle tactics and what you hope to learn during the school year. Due the next time we meet. Have a good day!" Quatre called as the class left the room.
It was late in the afternoon and Heero was sitting in a very relaxed manner with his legs spread out and crossed before him. One hand held the book he was reading and the other was behind him supporting his torso. "Glad to see you could join me Mister Zabini." Heero said coldly as he put down his book. Some other students had gathered to see what was going on.
"Humph." Blaise snorted and stood in front of Heero towering above the small Japanese man. Heero stood up and gracefully wiped the back of his robes for grass. He set his book on top of the grass and gave a graceful stretch.
"You know what a push up is? Good. Drop and give me thirty." Heero said coldly.
"You sound like a sergeant on a muggle television set." Blaise taunted. Heero's eyebrow rose.
"And how do you know I'm not?" Heero asked. Blaise blinked at him in shock. "The truth is you know nothing about me Zabini so you don't have enough information to form an opinion about me." Blaise blinked at him in shock. "Drop and give me thirty push ups not this supposed 'girl kind' trash. I'll even do them with you this time." Blaise looked up in shock after having dropped into position.
Heero got into position next to him and held himself up easily with his arms that were strong enough to bend steel. "Go. One, two, three, four, all the way down Zabini, your arms have to form ninety-degree angles with the ground. Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, don't stop, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, stop glaring at me that won't make them go away faster, twenty- five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, three more, twenty-nine, thirty. Stop." Heero got up as did Blaise whose arms felt like lead weights by now. "Yes, that's all for this detention."
"Hm, only thirty Heero?" A quiet voice asked and the large crowd turned to see Trowa standing easily with his arms crossed. He had just come from helping Hagrid give Fluffy his heartworm medication and had a flute case sitting by his feet. "You used to give Triton and Hikaru a lot more when they were younger."
"Hn." Heero grunted in agreement.
"Tou-san? Kore wa nan desu ka?" Triton asked as he and Hikaru came up from where they had been visiting Hagrid with Harry, Hermione, and Ron. (A/N: Kore wa nan desu ka- What is this?)
"Detention." Heero answered. "There is nothing to gawk at, stop staring." Heero remarked coldly to the curious students who quickly remembered what they had been doing before Blaise caught their attention and hurried away.
"Jaa mata Tou-san, father." Hikaru said as he and Triton bowed to their fathers and disappeared into the castle. (A/N: Jaa mata- See you later.)
"Well," Trowa remarked as he picked up his flute case and Heero grabbed his book. "You certainly have the students talking about what a jack ass you are."
"I'm not here to be their friend Trowa." Heero remarked. "I'm here to teach them, and if I fail..." Heero gave a shrug. "Then they have every right to punish me as they see fit." Trowa shook his head and kissed Heero on the forehead.
"You really are something Heero Yuy." Trowa said with a small smile. Than he grabbed onto Heero's hand. "Come on, we have a half hour before dinner." Heero gave a smirk.
"Lead the way." Trowa gave his own smirk at his husband and pulled him towards their bedroom.
Well, there it is. I actually wrote this chapter before I even started on the third or fourth. I kind of like this one more than most of the other chapters because it was fun to make Heero seem like a son-of-a- bitch. Anyway, like I said before. If having the translations in the actual text of the story bothers you than please let me know and I will change it. I just want to make sure that changing it does not bother others who read this story. Please Review! Flames are welcome!
Genre: Fantasy/ Humor
Rating: PG-13
Warning: Yaoi, Yuri, Shonen-ai, Shojo-ai, boy/boy, girl/girl pairings. Mpreg... maybe... I haven't decided yet. Mentions of it though. Relena bashing.
Notes: Alternate Universe, timeline-what-timeline, Gundam Wing/ Harry Potter fusion. This is sixteen years after endless waltz and one year after Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. Sirius did not fall through the veil, and the story has other AU parts that will be explained.
Pairings: 1/3, 2/4/5, Zechs/ Noin, Relena/ Dorothy, Sirius/ Remus, Harry/ Draco, Hermione/ Ron, Hikaru/ Solo, Triton/ James, Meilan/ Millardo, Blaise/ Ginny.
Summary: What happens when Hikaru and Triton Yuy-Barton bring their friends from school home for the summer? And what if those friends happened to bring their parents? What happens when Harry Potter and his friends meet Heero Yuy and the other ex-Gundam pilots? With Voldemort still lurking in the bowels and five new teachers this is likely to be an interesting year for the Wizarding World.
Hi! I want to thank Yuerohye and pUnKRoCk['s Sk8er chic] for the reviews! As for your questions: the thing about Trowa's cat carrier (that was what you were asking about right?) was that something happened to it and it was such a strange thing that you would be better off not knowing what it was. ;)
Oh, and as for the question about the translations in the direct story. The reason I do it that way is because when people put it on the bottom of the text it kind of irritates me because than I have to scroll all the way down the screen to see what it means. It than takes me a long time to find out where I was in the story originally and the story loses some of it's magic to me. I'm sorry if it bothers you and I also thank you for brining it to my attention. If it bothers anyone else than tell me and I will start to put the translations at either the top or the bottom of the story as you asked. I apologize for not changing it sooner but I just want to see if it bugs anyone else first.
Anyway, enough of my blabber, here is the fifth chapter!
Harry Potter and the Angels of War
Chapter Five: First Day of Classes
"It looks like we have Tactics class first today." Hermione remarked calmly. Harry nodded and took a large bite of his eggs. Ron blinked blearily at his girlfriend and best friend before it entered through his head and he grunted. He took a bite of his toast and his brain began to wake up making him notice a few missing members to the hall. "Where are Triton and Hikaru?"
"They're showin the folks around school." Solo answered with a grin. "It would be embarrasin if the old men had to be rescued after getting lost."
"Old? Did you say old?" A familiar voice asked. Solo turned and shot a wide grin at his braided father who was leaning against the wall by him.
"Yup!" Solo said cheerfully.
"I'll get ya for that one brat." Duo said with a wink to his oldest child.
"Why are ya over here Dad?" Solo asked. Duo shrugged with a carefree look that suggested he didn't care.
"Than how will you know your way around the school?" Hermione asked.
"Ro is showing me telepathically." Duo answered back calmly. He frowned for a second looking into space and than sighed. "I gotta go. Soldier boy is callin. See ya in first period." With that Duo gave a wave and disappeared unnoticed out of the hall his chestnut braid bouncing behind him.
"Who was that?" Neville asked in interest.
"That my friend was my old man. Well... one of them anyway." Solo answered with a wink, looking for all the world like his American father. Apparently their night of secrecy was over.
"One of them?" Seamus asked in confusion.
"You'll see what he means in class." A soft voice spoke up and the teens turned to see Triton taking his usual seat across from Solo.
"Where are the ancients?" Solo asked.
"Getting ready for class. No, Hikaru isn't coming for breakfast. He had an errand to run for Uncle Quat." Triton said before Solo could ask about his boyfriend. Everyone knew that they were going out of course. It was a big uproar in the fourth year. After the school found out about the relationships between Solo and Hikaru, not to mention James and Triton there was a large uproar and the whole school began picking on them. They took it in stride as their soldier parents had taught them to do. But Millardo had one hell of a time trying to stop his girlfriend from killing everyone who even dared to insult her brothers and friends in front of her.
It took a long time but finally after months of ridicule the school finally accepted the fact that the four weren't on the straight and narrow and began to respect them again. Other same-sex couples had come out of the closet and there was more tolerance for homo and bisexuals.
"Good morning." Quatre greeted as students began to fill into his class. He, Duo, and Heero were standing in the front of the room. Well... he was standing, Duo was leaning against the wall next to the chalkboard, and Heero was sitting on the counter that ran the length of the room by the windows looking indifferent like normal. "Take your seats and we will begin shortly. Good." The students were sixth years from a variety of houses and waited in anticipation.
"I think you can start now." Duo remarked lazily and Quatre nodded with a smile.
"Hello class, I am one of your new professors Quatre Raberba Winner. Professor Winner will be fine." He looked to his husband. "Don't do your normal intro dear."
"Fine." Duo sighed with a slight pout before getting up and giving a jaunty wave to the class. "I am Duo Maxwell another of your professors."
"Is your hair really that long naturally?" A girl asked. She was from Slytherin of course and sneered at the 'professor'.
"Yes, does anyone else have any questions?" Duo asked calmly with a warm grin. His eyes however flashed in warning. Solo and Triton exchanged slightly worried looks.
"Why do you keep your hair so long?" Seamus asked.
"Why do you cut your hair short?" Duo retorted. Seamus stuttered and Duo winked. "Exactly. Now you guys better hush up a little. It's his turn." Duo tilted his head in Heero's direction and his best friend snorted.
"Hikaru? Why didn't you take a seat?" Neville asked in confusion.
"What's with the hair Yuy-Barton?" Blaise Zabini, a Slytherin, sneered.
"For starters I'm no-" Heero was cut off by Duo who groaned.
"Not this again..." Duo moaned. Quatre nodded in agreement.
"Shush baka." Heero said glaring at Duo from the corner of his eye.
"Hikaru! Don't risk points for Gryffindor!" Dean cried out.
"Listen I'm no-" The door opened cutting Heero off and he blew his bangs out of his face in irritation. Professor McGonagall entered the room with Hikaru behind her.
"I am sorry to interrupt professors but I am returning Mr. Yuy-Barton to class. Thank you for allowing him to help me." Minerva said in a crisp voice.
"Of course. Take your seat Hikaru." Quatre said with a smile. Hikaru bowed slightly and took his seat in between his brother and his boyfriend. Minerva nodded and left the room closing the door behind her. The class started throwing questions left and right until Heero gave out a loud whistle and it went silent.
"Now that I have your attention." Heero muttered darkly as he rose from where he was sitting and leaned against the counter instead. "I am not Hikaru. I am Heero Yuy, his father. Let me get one thing straight. I do not like children. Half the time I can barely stand my own." Triton and Hikaru traded amused looks knowing that their father was just trying to intimidate their class. "We all have problems, if you have one leave it outside the class room. If you need help go to Maxwell or Winner, I will not help you unless they are not available."
"Who shoved a stick up his ass?" Blaise mumbled. Heero's eyes pinned Blaise to his seat like two Prussian lasers.
"Would you like to speak up Mr. Zabini?" Heero asked coldly. The class blinked as Heero knew his name on the first day.
"Not at all professor." Blaise sneered. Heero rose up straight in a fluid motion and was in front of Blaise's desk before anyone processed the fact that he had moved.
"Listen kid." Heero growled out. "I don't give a flying fig what the hell you think about me. If I cared every time someone said something bad about me I would have died a long time ago."
"I wonder why?" Blaise sneered back. A very deadly look crossed Heero's face.
"You are brave boy but you have absolutely no common sense. Bravery will only get you so far in the world. If you use your brain more than your mouth than perhaps you will learn something this year." Heero said coldly. "Like I said, I don't give a rat's ass what you think about me but in this class you will be respectful to whomever is talking at the front of the room. If you feel I am unworthy than we could always do some quality bonding time during detention."
"Consider it a date than." Blaise said. Heero walked towards the back of the room. "Meet me on the front lawn after your last classes Zabini." Heero said with no emotion. He turned to the rest of the class. "Today Maxwell and Winner will be teaching. My turn will come up soon enough." With that he went to an empty table at the back of the room where an ancient book of some sort, an ink well, a quill, and a stack of parchment sat. He took a seat and began to read through the book writing notes down on the parchment in Kanji.
"Well, now that the introductions are over." Duo said lightly breaking the tension in the room. "We'll start with the less important things like the lesson." A few people in the class laughed nervously and Duo gave a chuckle. "Relax I won't bite... much..." He gave an evil smirk. "I leave being a strict jackass to Heero."
Heero flicked him off and Duo winked at him. No one had seen what Heero did so they just continued to pay attention to their teachers. They all slowly began to relax and paid attention in interest to what Duo and Quatre had to say. They basically explained what the course was about and what they would be learning.
"Can anyone venture a guess what this class is about?" Quatre asked. Hermione and a boy from Hufflepuff raised their hands. "Yes?" Quatre asked nodding in the boy's direction.
"Tactics?" The boy asked and the class burst out laughing. Quatre and Duo chuckled.
"Yes. But what is tactics?" Quatre asked pleasantly. This time only Hermione raised her hand. "Miss. Granger?"
"Tactics are plans or strategies." Hermione said in her know it all voice.
"Very good. Five points to Gryffindor." Quatre said with a smile. "Before going into any battle you should have a plan, a list of actions to follow so there is a better chance of survival."
"Trust him on this one. My braid has been yanked many a time during missions cause I ran in without thinking." Duo explained. "Heero over there had to come in and save my sorry ass when even my skills couldn't save me cause I rushed in blindly."
"Watch the language Duo." Quatre said with a slight frown but he continued on with his explanation. "He is right of course. Yes, there are times when strength comes in handy but normally you don't win a fight on strength alone. You can however win by using your brain."
"And that boys and girls is what we'll be teaching you this year." Duo added. "We get to let you exercise those lumps of coal sitting between your ears."
"For the first few months we'll be going over many different battles and military tactics. I warn you some will be magical battles and some will be muggle. As Heero, Duo, and myself were raised in a muggle environment it is easier to incorporate some of that knowledge here." Quatre remarked.
"Don't look at us like that. It won't do you any harm and, God forbid it, you might actually learn something!" Duo exclaimed sarcastically. Quatre yanked on Duo's braid shutting him up.
"Behave yourself." Quatre reprimanded and Duo grinned with a wink at his class. "After all of the 'boring background stuff' as two of my family members who will not be named but are in this room call it." Solo and Duo blushed. "Once that is over than we'll move onto the fun things."
"But, why spoil the surprise? You'll find out what we're gonna do when we get there. Until then, open up your books to page five and start reading." Duo said, never losing his cheerful look. "Yes read Mr. Crabbe. If you look at me you are obviously not looking at your book so how can you be reading? Oh God I'm starting to sound like Heero."
"Allah forbid it." Quatre said sweetly. "I don't think the world could take two Heero Yuys."
"Very funny Quatre." Heero remarked dryly from the back of the room as he crossed something out on his parchment. The room than went silent as everyone read the first chapter on the book until the bell rang.
"You're homework for tonight is two paragraphs giving your views on the subject of battle tactics and what you hope to learn during the school year. Due the next time we meet. Have a good day!" Quatre called as the class left the room.
It was late in the afternoon and Heero was sitting in a very relaxed manner with his legs spread out and crossed before him. One hand held the book he was reading and the other was behind him supporting his torso. "Glad to see you could join me Mister Zabini." Heero said coldly as he put down his book. Some other students had gathered to see what was going on.
"Humph." Blaise snorted and stood in front of Heero towering above the small Japanese man. Heero stood up and gracefully wiped the back of his robes for grass. He set his book on top of the grass and gave a graceful stretch.
"You know what a push up is? Good. Drop and give me thirty." Heero said coldly.
"You sound like a sergeant on a muggle television set." Blaise taunted. Heero's eyebrow rose.
"And how do you know I'm not?" Heero asked. Blaise blinked at him in shock. "The truth is you know nothing about me Zabini so you don't have enough information to form an opinion about me." Blaise blinked at him in shock. "Drop and give me thirty push ups not this supposed 'girl kind' trash. I'll even do them with you this time." Blaise looked up in shock after having dropped into position.
Heero got into position next to him and held himself up easily with his arms that were strong enough to bend steel. "Go. One, two, three, four, all the way down Zabini, your arms have to form ninety-degree angles with the ground. Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, don't stop, eighteen, nineteen, twenty, twenty-one, twenty-two, stop glaring at me that won't make them go away faster, twenty- five, twenty-six, twenty-seven, three more, twenty-nine, thirty. Stop." Heero got up as did Blaise whose arms felt like lead weights by now. "Yes, that's all for this detention."
"Hm, only thirty Heero?" A quiet voice asked and the large crowd turned to see Trowa standing easily with his arms crossed. He had just come from helping Hagrid give Fluffy his heartworm medication and had a flute case sitting by his feet. "You used to give Triton and Hikaru a lot more when they were younger."
"Hn." Heero grunted in agreement.
"Tou-san? Kore wa nan desu ka?" Triton asked as he and Hikaru came up from where they had been visiting Hagrid with Harry, Hermione, and Ron. (A/N: Kore wa nan desu ka- What is this?)
"Detention." Heero answered. "There is nothing to gawk at, stop staring." Heero remarked coldly to the curious students who quickly remembered what they had been doing before Blaise caught their attention and hurried away.
"Jaa mata Tou-san, father." Hikaru said as he and Triton bowed to their fathers and disappeared into the castle. (A/N: Jaa mata- See you later.)
"Well," Trowa remarked as he picked up his flute case and Heero grabbed his book. "You certainly have the students talking about what a jack ass you are."
"I'm not here to be their friend Trowa." Heero remarked. "I'm here to teach them, and if I fail..." Heero gave a shrug. "Then they have every right to punish me as they see fit." Trowa shook his head and kissed Heero on the forehead.
"You really are something Heero Yuy." Trowa said with a small smile. Than he grabbed onto Heero's hand. "Come on, we have a half hour before dinner." Heero gave a smirk.
"Lead the way." Trowa gave his own smirk at his husband and pulled him towards their bedroom.
Well, there it is. I actually wrote this chapter before I even started on the third or fourth. I kind of like this one more than most of the other chapters because it was fun to make Heero seem like a son-of-a- bitch. Anyway, like I said before. If having the translations in the actual text of the story bothers you than please let me know and I will change it. I just want to make sure that changing it does not bother others who read this story. Please Review! Flames are welcome!