You could have Caught Me
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Summery: Walking. Not one of my favorite pass times, not the Fellowships either, not with me around. And I really am an archer, I go hunting (never get anything, I don't like killing animals.) I have my own bow.
Disclaimer: You know the drill.
Chapter 2
Things Better Left Unsaid
I had been with the Fellowship for a few days, and was starting to feel left out. Everyone was sort of ignoring me, I can understand why, but still, you'd think they would ask my name. Well, they can't ignore me that long, so I started to hum.
Boromir started to look at me, when I started to hum.
"What is that racket?" he inquired
"It's not racket, I'm humming. Since you guys are ignoring me, I'm entertaining myself, and I happen to like to hum."
"I see. And what are you humming exactly?"
"A Pirate's Life for Me."
Now everyone was looking at me.
"A Pirate's Life? Why would anyone want that?"
"Well, if the pirate is as hot as Orlando Bloom, I swear Legolas you look just like him, and Johnny Depp, trust me, you'd want to be a pirate."
Legolas was giving me the weirdest look.
I just continued to hum, before I realized it, I was singing under my breath.
"Yo ho ho a Pirate's life for me.
We're devils, black sheep, really bad eggs.
Drink up me hearties yo ho.
Yo ho Yo ho a Pirate's life for me.
We extort we pilfer, we filch and sack..."
Pippin looked at me. "We do that, we steal mushrooms, does that mean we're pirates?"
I shrugged. "Pirates normally live in ships though, and I know hobbits aren't that fond of water."
"How'd you know that?"
"I know a lot of things."
"Like what?"
"Like Boromir has a really hot younger brother named Faramir and a really mean father named Denethor. No offense Boromir, he just sad since your mother died."
Boromir was speechless. We stopped walking, and everyone stared at me. I stared back.
Then I started to hum again.
"So, what is your name?" asked Boromir
"Just call me LiL Pip."
LoL. This is so stupid. I swear.