POB: Wow, Del...::Breathes heavily.::
Del: ::Panting.:: What?
POB: You can do a really good disclaimer! I am almost breathless...::Smiles, breathes again steadily.::
Del: I know I can...::Smirks.::
Dee: ::Screams.:: That is so freikin' obvious! Why can't the two of you just come out and say that you had a quickie? You two couldn't lie even if your life depended on it...
Del: Well, she's much better than you!
POB: You were with her too, DEL? ::Eyes turn fiery.::
Del: Let me do this so I can at least get it over with before I am dragged to hell...::Looks back at the two who are about to indulge in a catfight.:: Ok, POB does not own anyone in here except for Cocomi Myojin, and me...::Cries to self...::
Dee: I am going to pull those extensions out of your head!
POB: When I am done with you, you are going to go from a C cup to a negative A cup!
Del: Run while you still , readers of this deadly fan fic, RUN!
::::::::::::::::::::Chapter Two::::::::::::::::::::
Kenshin had just finished performing his sweet little rendition of "Baby Got Back," and now he is being escorted of the stage by two good-looking P. Diddy music video dancers.
Dancer One: Oooh, Kenshin, you were all up in that in the stage, yo!
Dancer Two: You could tell you were hittin' that like it was a baseball bat!
Kenshin: Oro? ::Cannot understand what they are saying.:: Well, I guess, if you want me to walk around with you girls for the rest of the night, then I can, that I will. ::Looks oddly at them.::
Dancers: COOL! ::Laugh.::
Dancer One: ::Whispers to Two.:: We are going to make Kaoru so jealous!
Now we go back to the hosts, who are looking for the next nomination on the lists.
Kenji: Baby, you look like you are going to kill someone. Do you need help with that?
Cocomi: ::Smiles.:: No, I'm ok, but thank you sweetie.
Kenji:, Oh, I forgot we were still on air ::Hurries to turn to camera.::...Hey everyone! Welcome back! Kenji Himura and Cocomi Myojin Himura still speaking! We are currently looking for the new entry. We thought we had it, but we don't so, yeah.
Cocomi:::Shrieks.:: Eek, is that, is that DEE?
::Dee is standing on top of the stage at the podium with a microphone, and she looks really mad. Her hair is frizzed, and her left eye is uncontrollably twitching.::
Dee: ::Laughs weird.:: You thought you could just dump me like that, but you were oh so wrong! ::Screams with happiness.:: I have the next entry, but there is no way in hell I am giving it to the Life front cover couple of 2004! That's all you ever talk about! What you are going to do at the wedding, what you are going to do for the lame bachelorette party that you will not have any excitement at because you want to be with only Kenji. Believe me when I say I COULD EXPOSE EVERYTHING YOUR DIRTY LITTLE BODIES CONVEY! ::Winces.::
Inuyasha: I think she got into my LSD... ::Backs away from podium.::
Kagome: Oh no...::looks in horror.::
Dee: ::Makes her way over to Inuyasha.:: I could also expose you too, Inuyasha...::Pulls him up to stage and turns him so he unwillingly faces the audience,:: Your tough Inu right here is going to sing "Hey 'Ya". Honestly, he has a really good voice...does Christina Augilera ring a bell?
Inuyasha: ::Face turns red.:: I ain't singing no damn Hey Ya'! I am a rocker, not a rapper.
Guy#1: ::Screams.:: SEND HIM TO THE DRESSING ROOM!
All: YAY!
Inuyasha: ::Screams.:: You all will die at the hand of Tetsuiaga! Not one of you will live to see another rising of the sun! You all will burn in hell with the other cretins that belong you sons of-
Dee: ::Cuts him off.:: Ok, Ok, you are going to come with me. Please, enough with the swearing. Anyways, studies show that 99% of the people who promise threats do not end up keeping them.
Inuyasha: Shows what the hell scientists know. ::Yells.:: You can't make me go to that room!
Dee: ::Clicks her gun.:: Oh really? ::Holds it to his head, binds his arms.:: Now, let's go into that dressing room like a good little inu.
Inuyasha: DON"T CALL ME THAT! ::Winces.::
::Dee takes him to the dressing room as the crowd goes restless. Meanwhile, an odd noise is heard from a closet as we cannot see the two hosts.
Closet: ::Thump, thump.::
Cocomi: ::Gasps.:: Oh god! Ooohh, Kenji, hurry up or we won't make it to host the rest!
Kenji: I'm ::Gasp.:: Pushing...::Gasp.:: As hard as I can! ::Gasp.::
Meanwhile, the Inu gang walks by the closet, and aware of the noise, become curious.::
Kagome: ::Gasps.:: SHIPPO! CLOSE YOUR EARS! ::Closes his ears as she cringes in disgust.::
Sango: ::Shakes head in pity.:: Well, they could have at least waited until they got home!
Miroku: Hmm, I wonder if Kenji likes the idea of having a threesome. It would be pretty fun...
::Before he can respond he is hit upside the head with a boomerang. He sulks and rubs it and cries, while the voice in his head laughs uncontrollably.::
Voice: I told you that if you did not change your ways then you would die a most painful death! Wahahahaha!
Miroku: ::Rolls eyes.:: I thought my medication got rid of you.
Voice: SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!
::All of a sudden, the door busts open and two hosts fall down all red and gasping for air.::
Kenji: I ::Gasp.:: Hate ::Gasp.:: THAT DOOR!
Sango: You two are so sick...and so vile...I have nothing else to say.
Cocomi: ::Looks seriously.:: It's not what you think!
::Dee appears out of nowhere with InuYasha and a leash around his neck::
Dee: Oh really now? I could have sworn I heard something else. ::Smirks at them all:: Well I got to go. InuYasha still has a show to do. ::Glares at InuYasha:: MOVE IT DOG BOY!
InuYasha: ::Spits at her feet.:: I don't take orders from bitches, bitch!
::Dee pulls out bazooka and points it at his head::
Dee: I am not A bitch. I am THE bitch.
::InuYasha looks in horror and goes back to the floor and starts to imitate a real dog.::
InuYasha: I am sorry I ever questioned your authority...
Dee: ::Glares.:: What else?
InuYasha: There ain't shit else to say!
Dee: ::Pulls his collar so he gasps and starts to choke.:: YES MA'AM!
::Dee runs off with Inu and the rest of the gang are still staring at the couple on the floor.::
Kenji: Why the hell are you still looking at us like that? It was just a locked door!
Cocomi: Wait, do you guys think we...we...NO! That would bring disgrace to the Myojin Family...
Kenji: Especially if I were to do that thing she likes when I-
Kagome: ::Looks then speaks.:: ENOUGH! We heard you the first time...no reason in lying to us...
::Bickering suddenly stops, because the show is about to start.::
Guy #2: Hey, where's COCO?
Guy #3: I don't know, but I do know one thing-I don't want to watch a show like this without seeing her.
Girl: Especially any show hosted by that crack-addict up there.
Dee: ::Glares.:: What'd you say you two-timing no good piece of whore trash!?
Girl: ::Backs away.:: I-I-I'm sorry...
Dee: ::Screams.:: TO HELL YOU"RE NOT!
Girl: You wanna go? I swear I will knock the shit out of you!
Dee: BRING IT ON BITCH!
::The two square off and walk in a circle facing each other. A crowd forms and guys start to scream 'fight!' while girls tell them what to do to each other.::
::Dee pulls out a baseball bat and whacks the girl in the head and the girl falls to floor unconscious::
Dee: Now who else wants a piece of me? ::Looks around room as everyone whistles and slowly walks away::
::Meanwhile, the two hosts finally get back to the television and start to broadcast the rest of the show. ::
Kenji: ::Winces and scratches his head.:: I so hope that they did not get any of that predicament with the closet on the show...::Realizes the camera is zoomed in on him.:: OH! Er, hi...now it is time to go on with the show!
Cocomi: Next up, we have InuYasha singing Hey Ya!
::Crowd cheers, and a bra is thrown on the stage.::
::Inuyasha stands up on the stage in suspenders that are green with a microphone in his hand. He is close to passing out.::
Inuyasha: ::Yells.:: Ok, a 1 2 3-OH MY GOD!!!!!!
::InuYasha looks behind him to see that the back-up singers/dancers are none other than Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Aoshi. They all are in green dresses with green shoes accompanied by white socks.::
Aoshi: WHAT THE HELL?
Naraku: ::Grins like a school girl.:: I told you we could get back stage passes!
Sesshomaru: How long before it isn't illegal to kill you?
Naraku: Never! ::Smiles, jumps up and down.::
Inuyasha: ::Looks back at them, dumbfounded.:: There is no way in hell that I am doing this shit.
Crowd: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Guy#1: Sing! Sing or we'll start to protest outside of the building! NO MORE MOSHPITS!
::Inuyasha gulps, and then signals to the DJ to start the song. He gets ready to sing with the horrid back up dancers, and starts shake, hoping that someone will just take a gun and shoot him, ending it all. For once he hoped that the security was not as tight.::
Inuyasha:
1, 2, 3, go!
My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so And this I know fa sho (Uh!)
::Aoshi, Naraku and Fluffy Clap.::
But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me walk out the do'
::Clap Clap Clap.::
Don't try to fight the feeling 'Cause the thought alone Is killing me right now (Uh!)
::Clap Clap Clap.:: Thank God for Mom and Dad For sticking two together 'Cause we don't know how
::Inuyasha, Aoshi, Naraku and Fluffy sing.::
Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya
::Inuyasha and the gang really get into it, and it looks for once that Inuyasha is really enjoying himself.::
You think you've got it Oh, you think you've got it But got it just don't get it Til there's nothing at all (Ah!) We get together Oh, we get together But separate's always better When there's feelings involved (Oh!) If what they say is nothing is forever, Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes (What makes? What makes?) Love the exception? So why oh, why oh Why oh, why oh, why oh Are we so in denial When we know we're not happy here?
Ya'll don't want to hear me You just want to dance Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya
Oh oh! Oh oh! Don't want to meet your daddy (Oh oh!) Just want you in my Caddy (Oh oh! Oh oh!) Don't want to meet your momma (Oh oh!) Just want to make you come-a (Oh oh!) I'm (Oh oh!) I'm (Oh oh!) I'm just being honest (Oh oh!) I'm just being honest
::Inuyasha starts to dance really weird and does the robot. Dee looks ahead in bewilderment. She holds a camera up to the stage and intently records him and the other three.::
Dee: ::Laughs.:: This is going to fetch a really good price on E-bay, let's watch the fan girls go wild now! ::She laughs really evil as the inu gang starts to back away. She whips around to stare at all of them crazily. ::
Hey! Alright now! Alright now, fellas! (Yeah!) Now what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) Alright! (15x)
Dee: ::Screams.:: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!? Kagome: You are framing Inuyasha! I can't let you do that! Dee: ::Snickers.:: WATCH ME! ::Dee focuses the camera in on Inuyasha as he is dancing with the other three. He begins to sing.::
Inuyasha:
Okay now, ladies! (Yeah!) Now we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin! Now I wanna see ya'll on ya'll baddest behavior! Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor! Ah! Here we go! Uh!
Shake it, sh-shake it (Oh oh!) Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Sh-shake it (Oh oh!) Shake it like a polaroid picture Shake it, sh-shake it (Hey ya!) Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Shake it, sh-shake it (Shake it sugar!) Shake it like a polaroid picture
(Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Sh-shake it Shake it like a polaroid picture Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it like a Polaroid picture)
Now all Beyonce's and Lucy Lui's and baby dolls Get on the floor Get on the floor You know what to do You know what to do You know what to do
Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya....
::The song is done, and Inuyasha sighs in relief. He looks around to his adoring fans and starts to act arrogant as he bows. Suddenly he realizes that Dee has the video camera.::
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
::He jumps into the audience to pounce her and get the camera away. He hopes that she will drop the camera and all evidence will be ruined, and that his fans will to a moshpit for him. He was wrong.::
Dee: ::Winces.:: SAY CHHEEESSSSEEEE!
Inuyasha: My life is a living hell...
::::::::::::::::::::Next time on Songfic Shuffle...::::::::::::::::::::
Aoshi: What the Hell?
Sango: Who's going to sing next?
Aoshi: He said I was...but...but I DON"T WANT TO!
Sesshomaru: I'll go ahead and sing. After all, Rin would like it very much...I guess. She'll get to see me on television. Plus, I get to get away from Naraku. ::Whispers.:: I think he's gay...
Naraku: ::Yells.:: Oh sugar dumpling pumpkin candy sweetie pie soufflé chocolate surprise! Where are you?
Sesshomaru: Shit...
POB: Wow, I really liked that chapter. I think Dee was a little high...eh?
Del: She isn't the only one... If you know what I mean ::Shows a dirty grin.::
POB: No, not again! I've had enough for today! ::Screams.::
Del: Come here...::Grabs her waist, she shrieks.::
:: The two of them run around the room while Dee goes crazy in a corner.::
Dee: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT! Gently down the STREEEEEAAAAAM!!!!!::
Ok, that is it with this chappie. Note how it's really starting to turn into an inu fic. What can I say? They are just to funny to handle! Oh, please R&R. This is my first humor fic and I wanna know how I am doing! Thank you veeeerrrryyy much! I love you all for taking the time out to read this-you made my day!
Del: ::Panting.:: What?
POB: You can do a really good disclaimer! I am almost breathless...::Smiles, breathes again steadily.::
Del: I know I can...::Smirks.::
Dee: ::Screams.:: That is so freikin' obvious! Why can't the two of you just come out and say that you had a quickie? You two couldn't lie even if your life depended on it...
Del: Well, she's much better than you!
POB: You were with her too, DEL? ::Eyes turn fiery.::
Del: Let me do this so I can at least get it over with before I am dragged to hell...::Looks back at the two who are about to indulge in a catfight.:: Ok, POB does not own anyone in here except for Cocomi Myojin, and me...::Cries to self...::
Dee: I am going to pull those extensions out of your head!
POB: When I am done with you, you are going to go from a C cup to a negative A cup!
Del: Run while you still , readers of this deadly fan fic, RUN!
::::::::::::::::::::Chapter Two::::::::::::::::::::
Kenshin had just finished performing his sweet little rendition of "Baby Got Back," and now he is being escorted of the stage by two good-looking P. Diddy music video dancers.
Dancer One: Oooh, Kenshin, you were all up in that in the stage, yo!
Dancer Two: You could tell you were hittin' that like it was a baseball bat!
Kenshin: Oro? ::Cannot understand what they are saying.:: Well, I guess, if you want me to walk around with you girls for the rest of the night, then I can, that I will. ::Looks oddly at them.::
Dancers: COOL! ::Laugh.::
Dancer One: ::Whispers to Two.:: We are going to make Kaoru so jealous!
Now we go back to the hosts, who are looking for the next nomination on the lists.
Kenji: Baby, you look like you are going to kill someone. Do you need help with that?
Cocomi: ::Smiles.:: No, I'm ok, but thank you sweetie.
Kenji:, Oh, I forgot we were still on air ::Hurries to turn to camera.::...Hey everyone! Welcome back! Kenji Himura and Cocomi Myojin Himura still speaking! We are currently looking for the new entry. We thought we had it, but we don't so, yeah.
Cocomi:::Shrieks.:: Eek, is that, is that DEE?
::Dee is standing on top of the stage at the podium with a microphone, and she looks really mad. Her hair is frizzed, and her left eye is uncontrollably twitching.::
Dee: ::Laughs weird.:: You thought you could just dump me like that, but you were oh so wrong! ::Screams with happiness.:: I have the next entry, but there is no way in hell I am giving it to the Life front cover couple of 2004! That's all you ever talk about! What you are going to do at the wedding, what you are going to do for the lame bachelorette party that you will not have any excitement at because you want to be with only Kenji. Believe me when I say I COULD EXPOSE EVERYTHING YOUR DIRTY LITTLE BODIES CONVEY! ::Winces.::
Inuyasha: I think she got into my LSD... ::Backs away from podium.::
Kagome: Oh no...::looks in horror.::
Dee: ::Makes her way over to Inuyasha.:: I could also expose you too, Inuyasha...::Pulls him up to stage and turns him so he unwillingly faces the audience,:: Your tough Inu right here is going to sing "Hey 'Ya". Honestly, he has a really good voice...does Christina Augilera ring a bell?
Inuyasha: ::Face turns red.:: I ain't singing no damn Hey Ya'! I am a rocker, not a rapper.
Guy#1: ::Screams.:: SEND HIM TO THE DRESSING ROOM!
All: YAY!
Inuyasha: ::Screams.:: You all will die at the hand of Tetsuiaga! Not one of you will live to see another rising of the sun! You all will burn in hell with the other cretins that belong you sons of-
Dee: ::Cuts him off.:: Ok, Ok, you are going to come with me. Please, enough with the swearing. Anyways, studies show that 99% of the people who promise threats do not end up keeping them.
Inuyasha: Shows what the hell scientists know. ::Yells.:: You can't make me go to that room!
Dee: ::Clicks her gun.:: Oh really? ::Holds it to his head, binds his arms.:: Now, let's go into that dressing room like a good little inu.
Inuyasha: DON"T CALL ME THAT! ::Winces.::
::Dee takes him to the dressing room as the crowd goes restless. Meanwhile, an odd noise is heard from a closet as we cannot see the two hosts.
Closet: ::Thump, thump.::
Cocomi: ::Gasps.:: Oh god! Ooohh, Kenji, hurry up or we won't make it to host the rest!
Kenji: I'm ::Gasp.:: Pushing...::Gasp.:: As hard as I can! ::Gasp.::
Meanwhile, the Inu gang walks by the closet, and aware of the noise, become curious.::
Kagome: ::Gasps.:: SHIPPO! CLOSE YOUR EARS! ::Closes his ears as she cringes in disgust.::
Sango: ::Shakes head in pity.:: Well, they could have at least waited until they got home!
Miroku: Hmm, I wonder if Kenji likes the idea of having a threesome. It would be pretty fun...
::Before he can respond he is hit upside the head with a boomerang. He sulks and rubs it and cries, while the voice in his head laughs uncontrollably.::
Voice: I told you that if you did not change your ways then you would die a most painful death! Wahahahaha!
Miroku: ::Rolls eyes.:: I thought my medication got rid of you.
Voice: SHOWS WHAT YOU KNOW!
::All of a sudden, the door busts open and two hosts fall down all red and gasping for air.::
Kenji: I ::Gasp.:: Hate ::Gasp.:: THAT DOOR!
Sango: You two are so sick...and so vile...I have nothing else to say.
Cocomi: ::Looks seriously.:: It's not what you think!
::Dee appears out of nowhere with InuYasha and a leash around his neck::
Dee: Oh really now? I could have sworn I heard something else. ::Smirks at them all:: Well I got to go. InuYasha still has a show to do. ::Glares at InuYasha:: MOVE IT DOG BOY!
InuYasha: ::Spits at her feet.:: I don't take orders from bitches, bitch!
::Dee pulls out bazooka and points it at his head::
Dee: I am not A bitch. I am THE bitch.
::InuYasha looks in horror and goes back to the floor and starts to imitate a real dog.::
InuYasha: I am sorry I ever questioned your authority...
Dee: ::Glares.:: What else?
InuYasha: There ain't shit else to say!
Dee: ::Pulls his collar so he gasps and starts to choke.:: YES MA'AM!
::Dee runs off with Inu and the rest of the gang are still staring at the couple on the floor.::
Kenji: Why the hell are you still looking at us like that? It was just a locked door!
Cocomi: Wait, do you guys think we...we...NO! That would bring disgrace to the Myojin Family...
Kenji: Especially if I were to do that thing she likes when I-
Kagome: ::Looks then speaks.:: ENOUGH! We heard you the first time...no reason in lying to us...
::Bickering suddenly stops, because the show is about to start.::
Guy #2: Hey, where's COCO?
Guy #3: I don't know, but I do know one thing-I don't want to watch a show like this without seeing her.
Girl: Especially any show hosted by that crack-addict up there.
Dee: ::Glares.:: What'd you say you two-timing no good piece of whore trash!?
Girl: ::Backs away.:: I-I-I'm sorry...
Dee: ::Screams.:: TO HELL YOU"RE NOT!
Girl: You wanna go? I swear I will knock the shit out of you!
Dee: BRING IT ON BITCH!
::The two square off and walk in a circle facing each other. A crowd forms and guys start to scream 'fight!' while girls tell them what to do to each other.::
::Dee pulls out a baseball bat and whacks the girl in the head and the girl falls to floor unconscious::
Dee: Now who else wants a piece of me? ::Looks around room as everyone whistles and slowly walks away::
::Meanwhile, the two hosts finally get back to the television and start to broadcast the rest of the show. ::
Kenji: ::Winces and scratches his head.:: I so hope that they did not get any of that predicament with the closet on the show...::Realizes the camera is zoomed in on him.:: OH! Er, hi...now it is time to go on with the show!
Cocomi: Next up, we have InuYasha singing Hey Ya!
::Crowd cheers, and a bra is thrown on the stage.::
::Inuyasha stands up on the stage in suspenders that are green with a microphone in his hand. He is close to passing out.::
Inuyasha: ::Yells.:: Ok, a 1 2 3-OH MY GOD!!!!!!
::InuYasha looks behind him to see that the back-up singers/dancers are none other than Naraku, Sesshomaru, and Aoshi. They all are in green dresses with green shoes accompanied by white socks.::
Aoshi: WHAT THE HELL?
Naraku: ::Grins like a school girl.:: I told you we could get back stage passes!
Sesshomaru: How long before it isn't illegal to kill you?
Naraku: Never! ::Smiles, jumps up and down.::
Inuyasha: ::Looks back at them, dumbfounded.:: There is no way in hell that I am doing this shit.
Crowd: Do it! Do it! Do it!
Guy#1: Sing! Sing or we'll start to protest outside of the building! NO MORE MOSHPITS!
::Inuyasha gulps, and then signals to the DJ to start the song. He gets ready to sing with the horrid back up dancers, and starts shake, hoping that someone will just take a gun and shoot him, ending it all. For once he hoped that the security was not as tight.::
Inuyasha:
1, 2, 3, go!
My baby don't mess around Because she loves me so And this I know fa sho (Uh!)
::Aoshi, Naraku and Fluffy Clap.::
But does she really wanna But can't stand to see me walk out the do'
::Clap Clap Clap.::
Don't try to fight the feeling 'Cause the thought alone Is killing me right now (Uh!)
::Clap Clap Clap.:: Thank God for Mom and Dad For sticking two together 'Cause we don't know how
::Inuyasha, Aoshi, Naraku and Fluffy sing.::
Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya
::Inuyasha and the gang really get into it, and it looks for once that Inuyasha is really enjoying himself.::
You think you've got it Oh, you think you've got it But got it just don't get it Til there's nothing at all (Ah!) We get together Oh, we get together But separate's always better When there's feelings involved (Oh!) If what they say is nothing is forever, Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes Then what makes (What makes? What makes?) Love the exception? So why oh, why oh Why oh, why oh, why oh Are we so in denial When we know we're not happy here?
Ya'll don't want to hear me You just want to dance Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya
Oh oh! Oh oh! Don't want to meet your daddy (Oh oh!) Just want you in my Caddy (Oh oh! Oh oh!) Don't want to meet your momma (Oh oh!) Just want to make you come-a (Oh oh!) I'm (Oh oh!) I'm (Oh oh!) I'm just being honest (Oh oh!) I'm just being honest
::Inuyasha starts to dance really weird and does the robot. Dee looks ahead in bewilderment. She holds a camera up to the stage and intently records him and the other three.::
Dee: ::Laughs.:: This is going to fetch a really good price on E-bay, let's watch the fan girls go wild now! ::She laughs really evil as the inu gang starts to back away. She whips around to stare at all of them crazily. ::
Hey! Alright now! Alright now, fellas! (Yeah!) Now what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) I can't hear ya! I say what's, what's cooler than being cool? (Ice cold!) Alright! (15x)
Dee: ::Screams.:: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT!?!? Kagome: You are framing Inuyasha! I can't let you do that! Dee: ::Snickers.:: WATCH ME! ::Dee focuses the camera in on Inuyasha as he is dancing with the other three. He begins to sing.::
Inuyasha:
Okay now, ladies! (Yeah!) Now we gon' break this thing down in just a few seconds Now don't have me break this thing down for nothin! Now I wanna see ya'll on ya'll baddest behavior! Lend me some sugar! I am your neighbor! Ah! Here we go! Uh!
Shake it, sh-shake it (Oh oh!) Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Sh-shake it (Oh oh!) Shake it like a polaroid picture Shake it, sh-shake it (Hey ya!) Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Shake it, sh-shake it (Shake it sugar!) Shake it like a polaroid picture
(Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Sh-shake it Shake it like a polaroid picture Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it, shake it Shake it, sh-shake it Shake it like a Polaroid picture)
Now all Beyonce's and Lucy Lui's and baby dolls Get on the floor Get on the floor You know what to do You know what to do You know what to do
Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya Hey Ya.. Hey Ya....
::The song is done, and Inuyasha sighs in relief. He looks around to his adoring fans and starts to act arrogant as he bows. Suddenly he realizes that Dee has the video camera.::
Inuyasha: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?
::He jumps into the audience to pounce her and get the camera away. He hopes that she will drop the camera and all evidence will be ruined, and that his fans will to a moshpit for him. He was wrong.::
Dee: ::Winces.:: SAY CHHEEESSSSEEEE!
Inuyasha: My life is a living hell...
::::::::::::::::::::Next time on Songfic Shuffle...::::::::::::::::::::
Aoshi: What the Hell?
Sango: Who's going to sing next?
Aoshi: He said I was...but...but I DON"T WANT TO!
Sesshomaru: I'll go ahead and sing. After all, Rin would like it very much...I guess. She'll get to see me on television. Plus, I get to get away from Naraku. ::Whispers.:: I think he's gay...
Naraku: ::Yells.:: Oh sugar dumpling pumpkin candy sweetie pie soufflé chocolate surprise! Where are you?
Sesshomaru: Shit...
POB: Wow, I really liked that chapter. I think Dee was a little high...eh?
Del: She isn't the only one... If you know what I mean ::Shows a dirty grin.::
POB: No, not again! I've had enough for today! ::Screams.::
Del: Come here...::Grabs her waist, she shrieks.::
:: The two of them run around the room while Dee goes crazy in a corner.::
Dee: ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT! Gently down the STREEEEEAAAAAM!!!!!::
Ok, that is it with this chappie. Note how it's really starting to turn into an inu fic. What can I say? They are just to funny to handle! Oh, please R&R. This is my first humor fic and I wanna know how I am doing! Thank you veeeerrrryyy much! I love you all for taking the time out to read this-you made my day!