Author's Note: Because of an upload error in the Chapter Organizer thingy,
when an action is taking place, you will see a double set of colons at the
beginning and end of the action taking place. (::) Hopefully, this will
drop the confusion. Domo!
POB: ::Runs around the room:: Del! I am telling you, get off of me! I swear that if you don't stop man-handling me I'll-
Del: ::Looks at her, one eyebrow rises:: You'll what? You know you want to...it's only obvious...you may be holding up this act now but later on you'll be like, 'Oh Del, why don't we go and have a little fun?'
POB: Oh, my, gosh! Del! You know I'm not like that. That's how YOU act. Besides, after you two-timed Dee, and me, I don't want to have anything to do with you! ::She runs away::
Del: ::Looks as she runs, starts to pout:: Oh, you just watch her, she'll be back...I hope.
Dee: Since you two are having your little "All My Children" episode over there, I'll do the disclaimer. The PriestessOfBlue does not own anyone except for Cocomi Myojin, and Del. ::Snickers:: He's such a dog, she should get him a dog collar!
Del: ::Looks over to her:: I HEARD THAT!
::::::::::Chapter Three::::::::::
::Inuyasha had just finished singing his song on the stage. Very embarrassed because Dee had the Video Camera and was taping the whole thing, he jumped in the audience in an attempt to get her and the evidence, but he failed. Now he lies on the ground, as if Kagome just told him to sit::
Inuyasha: ::Mumbles to self, curses a little bit:: Wait till I get a hold of her, then she won't be able to walk! That little-
Dee: Ah ah ah, Inuyasha! ::Holds tape in the air:: You are going to have to do a little bit of begging if you want this tape back. Since you are a dog, I bet you are quite the professional at that type of thing. ::Hides tape in her pocket:: Nothing like a little blackmail to calm the senses.
Shippo: ::Shakes head:: Hey Dee, that really isn't nice...even if Inuyasha is mean all the time, he still deserves to be treated like everyone else-a real, true, human being, with feelings.
Crowd: AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!
Dee: ::Oh shut the hell up Shippo! Like I was freaking asking you! You need to mind your own business you little-
Sango: Ok, Ok, we just need to stop all of this quarreling and enjoy the show. Ok? ::Looks to everyone::
All: ::Shout:: YEAH!
::They all help up Inuyasha and they take him to his dressing room to get him changed into some more comfortable clothes::
Inuyasha: ::Winces:: Oh, these suspenders are going up my-
Miroku: Too much Information...
::Meanwhile, Cocomi and Kenji are getting ready to appear before the camera again. Cocomi is tending to Kenji's cheek, for some lipstick from their last kiss got on him::
Cameraman: Ok, In three, two, one, ::Whispers:: GO!
Kenji: ::Speaks:: Ok, Welcome back to Songfic Shuffle! I hope that all of you are enjoying yourselves as we continue on into the night with our musical performances. The night is still young!
Cocomi: ::Squeals:: Ack! Kenji, don't touch me there! Ok, we now have our next act ready for the stage. After less than an hour, this person will perform in front of all of you. Ok! ::Struggles with reading the paper in her hand:: Umm, Kenji?
Kenji: Yeah Baby?
Cocomi: ::Looks up at him, puppy-dog-faced:: Could you decipher this for me? It's a little tricky...
Kenji: Sure. ::Holds her as he leans over to see the paper. A name is crossed out and two are written in, which appear to be written with a red pen, signaling something:: Hey, sweetie, someone scratched out Aoshi's name...and they put two in place of it...
Cocomi: Hopefully it was just a technicality...
Kenji: Ok...You all voted, and it looks as if we have a tie!
::The crowd cheers loudly as a select few pound their feet on the ground. Hoots and hollers can be heard as girls scream out loud.::
Cocomi: They are, Sesshomaru...
Sesshomaru: ::Smirks, and his hands fold:: Joy...Rin will pay dearly for this, but I hope she likes it. This will really make her happy.
Kenji: And...::Drum roll:: MIROKU!
Sango: ::Gasps:: Miroku?
Kagome: ::Laughs:: Mi-mi-roooo-kuuuu?
Miroku: ::Hollers:: OH BABY YEAH!
::The few people standing by him start to inch away as he starts to dance in happiness::
Kenji: Ok, DJ, what are the rules for a tie?
DJ: Ok, the ground rules are:
The Tie-ees can have a sing-off in which they both sing the song requested, and the audience votes for the better act. Or... They can sing it together.
DJ: If you ask me, singing it together would be les time-consuming, and it would give us more time to laugh at you as you embarrass the hell out of yourselves at the same time. Whatever works?
Cocomi: ::Question mark develops over head:: Who gets to determine this?
DJ: ::Smiles:: Why, the talent, of course! So, what do you guys want to do?
Sesshomaru: ::Glares:: I'd rather indulge in competition, to prove how much better I really am evaluated to this unholy monk...
Miroku: Unholy...? Do not disgrace the prophets of Buddha in such a manner! For that rude and unnecessary comment, I should swallow you with my wind tunnel.
Sesshomaru: ::Looks at him sarcastically:: May I remind you of your unholy habit-you caress the bottoms of females, and a few men, and you interrogate every woman you meet if they would bare your child. That is just all- around desired fornication.
Miroku: ::Looks at him, left eyebrow twitches:: Do you ever shut up? No wonder Rin cries all the time. Besides, I would like to sing along with you. This way, we could show how two of the worst enemies can band together and kick ass at some singing. What do you say, lord of the Southern lands?
Sesshomaru: ::Looks annoyed, rolls eyes slightly:: Western...
Miroku: ::Rolls eyes:: Whatever. ::Shakes Sesshomaru's hand::
DJ: ::Clap hands together happily:: OK! That's what I like to see! All right, now, do you two want to know which song you'll be singing?
Miroku: Hit me!
Sesshomaru: ::Stares seriously:: Nani?
DJ: Mambo No.5! By that Notorious Lou Bega!
Miroku: :: That is my song! Oh, this is going to be awesome.
Sesshomaru: ::Stares blankly::...Who in the hell is Lou Bega?
DJ: The only thing in this song you are required to change is the name of the girls. This will add a little bit of originality to it all. So, you two go to your dressing rooms, get ready, and then rehearse this song. You two are in for a big haul!
::Crowd cheers loudly, Sesshomaru and Miroku are shoved into dressing rooms at the back of the stage by burly men::
Meanwhile, back at the gang, they talk about the upcoming act involving two of the most unlikely to be paired up characters.
Sango: It's all so weird, I can't believe Sesshomaru, and ::Laughs:: Miroku...will be performing together! ::Breaks out into a torrent of laughter as she holds her side, gasping for air::
Kagome: Yeah! ::Laughs again with Sango, louder than ever::
Inuyasha: ::Growls:: I hope Sesshomaru falls off the fucking stage, that'll be a sight to see...feh! ::Laughs to himself, chortles::
Shippo: You guys are so mean! I swear! Why are you teasing them so bad? It's not like they did anything bad to you, is it?
Inuyasha: ::Eyes roll, looks over at Shippo and his eyebrows rise then fall. He is really irritated:: I am only going to say his to you once- SHUT THE HELL UP! ::Puts hands around Shippo and chokes him::
Kagome: ::Still laughing:: Ok, Inuyasha, you had your fun, hehe, stop choking Shippo, hehehe...
Sango: ::Giggles:: Ok, you can put him down now...Inuyasha...Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: ::Still choking Shippo:: You little !#$#$%! I swear to ##%%&% Buddha $#W$# of a #$%$%$$% I'll kick your $$!!!!!
Shippo: ::Sighs:: I think I need to go throw up...::Runs to bathroom::
::Meanwhile, Kenji and Cocomi are patiently waiting as the crew sets up the stage for the next performance by Sesshomaru and Miroku. Lights are being put everywhere, and the band is rehearsing::
Guy on Trumpet: ::Polishes instrument:: I sure do hope that they are going to sing well, because I am not going to waste my talent on people who can't sing. ::Sighs::
DJ: What talent? ::Looks at him weird:: I see no talent...
GOT: ::Sticks up middle finger:: You need to shut up. I need none of your shit. At least I play an instrument, and I don't sit at some desk scratching records!
DJ: Hey, hey now...you do not diss the DJ. I'd kick your ass if we weren't on in 10 minutes.
GOT: ::Glares:: You meet me in the parking lot after this song, you hear?
DJ: ::Yells:: I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR! ::Whispers:: Bitch...
GOT: What?
DJ: What? I didn't say anything...
In an instant, the camera flashes on Kenji and Cocomi, and they get ready to talk again.
Kenji: ::Grins:: Welcome everyone! We are just about to witness our next act-Mambo No. 5 by Sesshomaru and ::Laughs:: Miroku...::Bursts out laughing::
Cocomi: ::Laughs along:: This is going to prove to be quite an interesting sight, everyone!
Kenji: ::Hugs Coco:: Yeah, I know. Now, let's transfer to the stage, everyone, as this song takes into full effect. Now to give a proper introduction!
DJ: ::Drumrolls:: And now, here is Sesshomaru and Miroku ::Laughs:: Performing MAMBO No. 5!
:: The band revs up their instruments. On the stage, it suddenly blacks out, and as the rustling gets louder, the lights grow brighter and you can see two figures with their backs turned to the audience. One is holding a pimp cane::
Sesshomaru and Miroku: ::Say at the same time:: Ladies and gentlemen- This is Mambo... No.5
::The music starts, and they move in unison to the beat as they tap their toes. Still turned back to the audience, they suddenly spin around and snatch their microphones from the stands. Sesshomaru is dressed up in a gold suit with pants and jacket and a red velvet vest. A velvet napkin resides in his pocket on his left side. He is wearing a gold derby hat with a velvet brim. Miroku is wearing the same outfit only his velvet is purple and his pants, jacket and vest are silver. Sesshomaru starts to sing::
Sesshomaru: ::Looking uneasy, a small grin on his face as he starts to dance to the beat::
One, two, three, four, five Everybody's in the car so come on let's ride To the liquor-store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna
::Sesshomaru starts to dance in front of everyone as Miroku begins to sing the next part::
Miroku: ::Has that sly cunning look on his face and eyes and winks at all the girls in the crowd as he sings::
Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep Because talk is cheap I like Ayame, Sakura, Sango and Rin And as I continue you know They're getting sweeter again
::Throws hat into crowd, girls scream as they fight over it::
Girl # 1: Ahhh! It's mine! Girl # 2: Oh hell no, it's mine! Girl # 3: You two are both wrong-IT'S MINE!
::Girl runs off with hat, screaming sweet victory in the air::
Dee: Oh hell yeah, now for my revenge!
::Cocomi looks over to see Dee looking all paranoid and stuff, a question mark forms over her head::
Cocomi: What revenge?
Dee: I don't know...I guess I just said that to savor the moment...
Cocomi: ...
Dee: Oh shut up! Besides, ::Sighs happily:: it's the only thing Miroku would let me bear, uh, wear.
Cocomi: Oh good lord.
::Sesshomaru sings again::
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet
::He spins around and does the moonwalk to the right side of the stage as Miroku steals his mike form him::
Sesshomaru: ::Looks at him pissed as she crosses his arms, still moonwalking, loudly whispers:: What the hell are you doing?
Miroku: ::Rolls eyes, whispers back:: We are going to have to share a microphone because mine broke!
Sesshomaru: How the hell did that happen?
Miroku: ::Shrugs:: Oh, never mind! Just keep doing what you are doing!
Sesshomaru: ::Glares at Miroku:: Just don't try to steal the show-I am watching you...
Miroku pops his collar and shines his canine teeth at the crowd, a couple of people faint, including a certain gay man...
Naraku: ::Cries:: OH I LOVE YOU SESSHOMARU! YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE! ::Giggles:: DOESN'T HE HAVE THE NICEST ASS?
::A few of the males back away from him in the crowd, scared, mostly disgusted::
Kagome: ::Staring over at Sesshomaru still dancing, hearts in her eyes:: Well, duh for stating the obvious...mmmmmm ::licks lip::
Inuyasha: Kagome...::Nudges her:: Uh, Kaaaaaggggggooooommmmmeee?
Kagome: ::Suddenly comes out of trance:: Uh, huh? Oh, um, this is pretty funny huh? HA...HA...HAHAHA...HAHA...look at Miroku!
Inuyasha: ::Glares sharply:: I'm watching you, Sesshomaru...
Miroku sings:
A little bit of Morie in my life A little bit of Keiko by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Misao all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Does that little yell that Lou does, you will know what I am talking about if you have heard it before...)
Mambo No.5
Miroku starts to swing around with the microphone stand and does the splits, a few girls scream.
Sango: ::Stares dazed:: Nani...I didn't know houshi-sama was that flexible...mmmmmmm.
Inuyasha: ::Eyes stare scared:: Oh no, not you too...
::Sesshomaru and Miroku stand in front of the crowd and start to perform the following lyrics. The two of them are dancing together and having the time of their lives, trying their best to outdo each other::
Jump up and down go and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hand on the ground Take one step left And one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once And clap your hands twice And if it looks like this Then you are doing it right
Miroku: ::Points at Sesshomaru and laughs:: I really can dance better than you...
Sesshomaru: No you can't...
::Both sing into the microphone::
A little bit of Morie in my life A little bit of Keiko by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Kaoru all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Yell) Guy with trumpet: ::Looks stuck up, plays his solo as DJ glares over at him, throws a disc behind to his head and he screws up on the last note::
Mambo No.5 ::Both sing into same microphone::
A little bit of Maru in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Kaoru all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Yell)
::Sesshomaru yanks the microphone from Miroku and gets down on the stage and sings, really hogging up the light::
I do all To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the skyyyyyyyyyy- yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
::Holds head in pain crying, find out that stray lock of his hair has been ripped out by a crazy fan girl::
Dee: ::Grins:: I told you, if you didn't return my calls, something bad would happen...! ::shoves hair into jean pocket after smelling it:: OOOhhh, Herbal Essences©...
::Miroku steals the microphone to finish up the song as people are dancing like crazy in the crowd. He speeds up the song, afraid that people will be trampled to death if the song continues on::
A little bit of Misao in my life A little bit of Keiko by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Morie all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
::The two strike a pose as the song comes to an end.::
::The crowd of rabid fan girls scream out loud and the two bow at their adoring fans::
Miroku: ::Glances over at Sesshomaru:: Well, partner, it looks like we did pretty good together...good job! ::Offers hand out to him::
Sesshomaru: ::Shakes it:: Same to you. You can dance really well, Houshi...
Miroku: No, actually you can-I was amazed!
::Meanwhile, at Sesshomaru's house, Rin is sitting at the TV glued to it with a bowl of popcorn and a Juicy Juice©.::
Rin: ::Smiles:: Oh, Lord Sesshomaru did a wonderful job!
::Jaken comes out in a frilly pink apron holding a batch of cookies::
Jaken: ::Fakes looking disappointed:: Oh no, I guess I didn't see it...
Rin: ::Looks up at him innocently:: No, I'll just tell Lord Sesshomaru that you missed it on purpose, like you said you would, because you wanted to be there, but you couldn't because you had to baby-sit me...
Jaken: ::Rolls eyes: Sometimes you know too much for your own good...
::::::::::Next time on Songfic Shuffle::::::::::
POB: Wahahahahaha! I am going to cut right to me, Del and Dee because I want you all to wait, I don't want to give anything away anymore! Oh, and this Chapter is solely dedicated to LuClipse85! Without her, my ideas would be wondering in a trash can somewhere! Thank you! ::Grins::
Del: Yeah...right
POB: Still not talking to you...
Del: Still couldn't care...
Dee: You two have serious problems...
Alright! Sorry it took so long, but there it was! Ok, thank you very much, and I hope that you all review. I beg of you! 2 reviews by one person in almost a month is a little disheartening, but at least someone out there shares my sense of humor...lol...I'm joking. I love you all! Thank you again!
POB: ::Runs around the room:: Del! I am telling you, get off of me! I swear that if you don't stop man-handling me I'll-
Del: ::Looks at her, one eyebrow rises:: You'll what? You know you want to...it's only obvious...you may be holding up this act now but later on you'll be like, 'Oh Del, why don't we go and have a little fun?'
POB: Oh, my, gosh! Del! You know I'm not like that. That's how YOU act. Besides, after you two-timed Dee, and me, I don't want to have anything to do with you! ::She runs away::
Del: ::Looks as she runs, starts to pout:: Oh, you just watch her, she'll be back...I hope.
Dee: Since you two are having your little "All My Children" episode over there, I'll do the disclaimer. The PriestessOfBlue does not own anyone except for Cocomi Myojin, and Del. ::Snickers:: He's such a dog, she should get him a dog collar!
Del: ::Looks over to her:: I HEARD THAT!
::::::::::Chapter Three::::::::::
::Inuyasha had just finished singing his song on the stage. Very embarrassed because Dee had the Video Camera and was taping the whole thing, he jumped in the audience in an attempt to get her and the evidence, but he failed. Now he lies on the ground, as if Kagome just told him to sit::
Inuyasha: ::Mumbles to self, curses a little bit:: Wait till I get a hold of her, then she won't be able to walk! That little-
Dee: Ah ah ah, Inuyasha! ::Holds tape in the air:: You are going to have to do a little bit of begging if you want this tape back. Since you are a dog, I bet you are quite the professional at that type of thing. ::Hides tape in her pocket:: Nothing like a little blackmail to calm the senses.
Shippo: ::Shakes head:: Hey Dee, that really isn't nice...even if Inuyasha is mean all the time, he still deserves to be treated like everyone else-a real, true, human being, with feelings.
Crowd: AAAAWWWWW!!!!!!!
Dee: ::Oh shut the hell up Shippo! Like I was freaking asking you! You need to mind your own business you little-
Sango: Ok, Ok, we just need to stop all of this quarreling and enjoy the show. Ok? ::Looks to everyone::
All: ::Shout:: YEAH!
::They all help up Inuyasha and they take him to his dressing room to get him changed into some more comfortable clothes::
Inuyasha: ::Winces:: Oh, these suspenders are going up my-
Miroku: Too much Information...
::Meanwhile, Cocomi and Kenji are getting ready to appear before the camera again. Cocomi is tending to Kenji's cheek, for some lipstick from their last kiss got on him::
Cameraman: Ok, In three, two, one, ::Whispers:: GO!
Kenji: ::Speaks:: Ok, Welcome back to Songfic Shuffle! I hope that all of you are enjoying yourselves as we continue on into the night with our musical performances. The night is still young!
Cocomi: ::Squeals:: Ack! Kenji, don't touch me there! Ok, we now have our next act ready for the stage. After less than an hour, this person will perform in front of all of you. Ok! ::Struggles with reading the paper in her hand:: Umm, Kenji?
Kenji: Yeah Baby?
Cocomi: ::Looks up at him, puppy-dog-faced:: Could you decipher this for me? It's a little tricky...
Kenji: Sure. ::Holds her as he leans over to see the paper. A name is crossed out and two are written in, which appear to be written with a red pen, signaling something:: Hey, sweetie, someone scratched out Aoshi's name...and they put two in place of it...
Cocomi: Hopefully it was just a technicality...
Kenji: Ok...You all voted, and it looks as if we have a tie!
::The crowd cheers loudly as a select few pound their feet on the ground. Hoots and hollers can be heard as girls scream out loud.::
Cocomi: They are, Sesshomaru...
Sesshomaru: ::Smirks, and his hands fold:: Joy...Rin will pay dearly for this, but I hope she likes it. This will really make her happy.
Kenji: And...::Drum roll:: MIROKU!
Sango: ::Gasps:: Miroku?
Kagome: ::Laughs:: Mi-mi-roooo-kuuuu?
Miroku: ::Hollers:: OH BABY YEAH!
::The few people standing by him start to inch away as he starts to dance in happiness::
Kenji: Ok, DJ, what are the rules for a tie?
DJ: Ok, the ground rules are:
The Tie-ees can have a sing-off in which they both sing the song requested, and the audience votes for the better act. Or... They can sing it together.
DJ: If you ask me, singing it together would be les time-consuming, and it would give us more time to laugh at you as you embarrass the hell out of yourselves at the same time. Whatever works?
Cocomi: ::Question mark develops over head:: Who gets to determine this?
DJ: ::Smiles:: Why, the talent, of course! So, what do you guys want to do?
Sesshomaru: ::Glares:: I'd rather indulge in competition, to prove how much better I really am evaluated to this unholy monk...
Miroku: Unholy...? Do not disgrace the prophets of Buddha in such a manner! For that rude and unnecessary comment, I should swallow you with my wind tunnel.
Sesshomaru: ::Looks at him sarcastically:: May I remind you of your unholy habit-you caress the bottoms of females, and a few men, and you interrogate every woman you meet if they would bare your child. That is just all- around desired fornication.
Miroku: ::Looks at him, left eyebrow twitches:: Do you ever shut up? No wonder Rin cries all the time. Besides, I would like to sing along with you. This way, we could show how two of the worst enemies can band together and kick ass at some singing. What do you say, lord of the Southern lands?
Sesshomaru: ::Looks annoyed, rolls eyes slightly:: Western...
Miroku: ::Rolls eyes:: Whatever. ::Shakes Sesshomaru's hand::
DJ: ::Clap hands together happily:: OK! That's what I like to see! All right, now, do you two want to know which song you'll be singing?
Miroku: Hit me!
Sesshomaru: ::Stares seriously:: Nani?
DJ: Mambo No.5! By that Notorious Lou Bega!
Miroku: :: That is my song! Oh, this is going to be awesome.
Sesshomaru: ::Stares blankly::...Who in the hell is Lou Bega?
DJ: The only thing in this song you are required to change is the name of the girls. This will add a little bit of originality to it all. So, you two go to your dressing rooms, get ready, and then rehearse this song. You two are in for a big haul!
::Crowd cheers loudly, Sesshomaru and Miroku are shoved into dressing rooms at the back of the stage by burly men::
Meanwhile, back at the gang, they talk about the upcoming act involving two of the most unlikely to be paired up characters.
Sango: It's all so weird, I can't believe Sesshomaru, and ::Laughs:: Miroku...will be performing together! ::Breaks out into a torrent of laughter as she holds her side, gasping for air::
Kagome: Yeah! ::Laughs again with Sango, louder than ever::
Inuyasha: ::Growls:: I hope Sesshomaru falls off the fucking stage, that'll be a sight to see...feh! ::Laughs to himself, chortles::
Shippo: You guys are so mean! I swear! Why are you teasing them so bad? It's not like they did anything bad to you, is it?
Inuyasha: ::Eyes roll, looks over at Shippo and his eyebrows rise then fall. He is really irritated:: I am only going to say his to you once- SHUT THE HELL UP! ::Puts hands around Shippo and chokes him::
Kagome: ::Still laughing:: Ok, Inuyasha, you had your fun, hehe, stop choking Shippo, hehehe...
Sango: ::Giggles:: Ok, you can put him down now...Inuyasha...Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: ::Still choking Shippo:: You little !#$#$%! I swear to ##%%&% Buddha $#W$# of a #$%$%$$% I'll kick your $$!!!!!
Shippo: ::Sighs:: I think I need to go throw up...::Runs to bathroom::
::Meanwhile, Kenji and Cocomi are patiently waiting as the crew sets up the stage for the next performance by Sesshomaru and Miroku. Lights are being put everywhere, and the band is rehearsing::
Guy on Trumpet: ::Polishes instrument:: I sure do hope that they are going to sing well, because I am not going to waste my talent on people who can't sing. ::Sighs::
DJ: What talent? ::Looks at him weird:: I see no talent...
GOT: ::Sticks up middle finger:: You need to shut up. I need none of your shit. At least I play an instrument, and I don't sit at some desk scratching records!
DJ: Hey, hey now...you do not diss the DJ. I'd kick your ass if we weren't on in 10 minutes.
GOT: ::Glares:: You meet me in the parking lot after this song, you hear?
DJ: ::Yells:: I HEAR YOU LOUD AND CLEAR! ::Whispers:: Bitch...
GOT: What?
DJ: What? I didn't say anything...
In an instant, the camera flashes on Kenji and Cocomi, and they get ready to talk again.
Kenji: ::Grins:: Welcome everyone! We are just about to witness our next act-Mambo No. 5 by Sesshomaru and ::Laughs:: Miroku...::Bursts out laughing::
Cocomi: ::Laughs along:: This is going to prove to be quite an interesting sight, everyone!
Kenji: ::Hugs Coco:: Yeah, I know. Now, let's transfer to the stage, everyone, as this song takes into full effect. Now to give a proper introduction!
DJ: ::Drumrolls:: And now, here is Sesshomaru and Miroku ::Laughs:: Performing MAMBO No. 5!
:: The band revs up their instruments. On the stage, it suddenly blacks out, and as the rustling gets louder, the lights grow brighter and you can see two figures with their backs turned to the audience. One is holding a pimp cane::
Sesshomaru and Miroku: ::Say at the same time:: Ladies and gentlemen- This is Mambo... No.5
::The music starts, and they move in unison to the beat as they tap their toes. Still turned back to the audience, they suddenly spin around and snatch their microphones from the stands. Sesshomaru is dressed up in a gold suit with pants and jacket and a red velvet vest. A velvet napkin resides in his pocket on his left side. He is wearing a gold derby hat with a velvet brim. Miroku is wearing the same outfit only his velvet is purple and his pants, jacket and vest are silver. Sesshomaru starts to sing::
Sesshomaru: ::Looking uneasy, a small grin on his face as he starts to dance to the beat::
One, two, three, four, five Everybody's in the car so come on let's ride To the liquor-store around the corner The boys say they want some gin and juice But I really don't wanna
::Sesshomaru starts to dance in front of everyone as Miroku begins to sing the next part::
Miroku: ::Has that sly cunning look on his face and eyes and winks at all the girls in the crowd as he sings::
Beer bust like I had last week I must stay deep Because talk is cheap I like Ayame, Sakura, Sango and Rin And as I continue you know They're getting sweeter again
::Throws hat into crowd, girls scream as they fight over it::
Girl # 1: Ahhh! It's mine! Girl # 2: Oh hell no, it's mine! Girl # 3: You two are both wrong-IT'S MINE!
::Girl runs off with hat, screaming sweet victory in the air::
Dee: Oh hell yeah, now for my revenge!
::Cocomi looks over to see Dee looking all paranoid and stuff, a question mark forms over her head::
Cocomi: What revenge?
Dee: I don't know...I guess I just said that to savor the moment...
Cocomi: ...
Dee: Oh shut up! Besides, ::Sighs happily:: it's the only thing Miroku would let me bear, uh, wear.
Cocomi: Oh good lord.
::Sesshomaru sings again::
So what can I do I really beg and you my Lord To me flirting it's just like sport, anything fly It's all good let me dump it Please set in the trumpet
::He spins around and does the moonwalk to the right side of the stage as Miroku steals his mike form him::
Sesshomaru: ::Looks at him pissed as she crosses his arms, still moonwalking, loudly whispers:: What the hell are you doing?
Miroku: ::Rolls eyes, whispers back:: We are going to have to share a microphone because mine broke!
Sesshomaru: How the hell did that happen?
Miroku: ::Shrugs:: Oh, never mind! Just keep doing what you are doing!
Sesshomaru: ::Glares at Miroku:: Just don't try to steal the show-I am watching you...
Miroku pops his collar and shines his canine teeth at the crowd, a couple of people faint, including a certain gay man...
Naraku: ::Cries:: OH I LOVE YOU SESSHOMARU! YOU ARE MY ONE TRUE LOVE! ::Giggles:: DOESN'T HE HAVE THE NICEST ASS?
::A few of the males back away from him in the crowd, scared, mostly disgusted::
Kagome: ::Staring over at Sesshomaru still dancing, hearts in her eyes:: Well, duh for stating the obvious...mmmmmm ::licks lip::
Inuyasha: Kagome...::Nudges her:: Uh, Kaaaaaggggggooooommmmmeee?
Kagome: ::Suddenly comes out of trance:: Uh, huh? Oh, um, this is pretty funny huh? HA...HA...HAHAHA...HAHA...look at Miroku!
Inuyasha: ::Glares sharply:: I'm watching you, Sesshomaru...
Miroku sings:
A little bit of Morie in my life A little bit of Keiko by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Misao all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Does that little yell that Lou does, you will know what I am talking about if you have heard it before...)
Mambo No.5
Miroku starts to swing around with the microphone stand and does the splits, a few girls scream.
Sango: ::Stares dazed:: Nani...I didn't know houshi-sama was that flexible...mmmmmmm.
Inuyasha: ::Eyes stare scared:: Oh no, not you too...
::Sesshomaru and Miroku stand in front of the crowd and start to perform the following lyrics. The two of them are dancing together and having the time of their lives, trying their best to outdo each other::
Jump up and down go and move it all around Shake your head to the sound Put your hand on the ground Take one step left And one step right One to the front and one to the side Clap your hands once And clap your hands twice And if it looks like this Then you are doing it right
Miroku: ::Points at Sesshomaru and laughs:: I really can dance better than you...
Sesshomaru: No you can't...
::Both sing into the microphone::
A little bit of Morie in my life A little bit of Keiko by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Kaoru all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Yell) Guy with trumpet: ::Looks stuck up, plays his solo as DJ glares over at him, throws a disc behind to his head and he screws up on the last note::
Mambo No.5 ::Both sing into same microphone::
A little bit of Maru in my life A little bit of Erica by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Kaoru all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man (Yell)
::Sesshomaru yanks the microphone from Miroku and gets down on the stage and sings, really hogging up the light::
I do all To fall in love with a girl like you You can't run and you can't hide You and me gonna touch the skyyyyyyyyyy- yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!
::Holds head in pain crying, find out that stray lock of his hair has been ripped out by a crazy fan girl::
Dee: ::Grins:: I told you, if you didn't return my calls, something bad would happen...! ::shoves hair into jean pocket after smelling it:: OOOhhh, Herbal Essences©...
::Miroku steals the microphone to finish up the song as people are dancing like crazy in the crowd. He speeds up the song, afraid that people will be trampled to death if the song continues on::
A little bit of Misao in my life A little bit of Keiko by my side A little bit of Rin is all I need A little bit of Kagome is what I see A little bit of Sango in the sun A little bit of Morie all night long A little bit of Serena here I am A little bit of you makes me your man
::The two strike a pose as the song comes to an end.::
::The crowd of rabid fan girls scream out loud and the two bow at their adoring fans::
Miroku: ::Glances over at Sesshomaru:: Well, partner, it looks like we did pretty good together...good job! ::Offers hand out to him::
Sesshomaru: ::Shakes it:: Same to you. You can dance really well, Houshi...
Miroku: No, actually you can-I was amazed!
::Meanwhile, at Sesshomaru's house, Rin is sitting at the TV glued to it with a bowl of popcorn and a Juicy Juice©.::
Rin: ::Smiles:: Oh, Lord Sesshomaru did a wonderful job!
::Jaken comes out in a frilly pink apron holding a batch of cookies::
Jaken: ::Fakes looking disappointed:: Oh no, I guess I didn't see it...
Rin: ::Looks up at him innocently:: No, I'll just tell Lord Sesshomaru that you missed it on purpose, like you said you would, because you wanted to be there, but you couldn't because you had to baby-sit me...
Jaken: ::Rolls eyes: Sometimes you know too much for your own good...
::::::::::Next time on Songfic Shuffle::::::::::
POB: Wahahahahaha! I am going to cut right to me, Del and Dee because I want you all to wait, I don't want to give anything away anymore! Oh, and this Chapter is solely dedicated to LuClipse85! Without her, my ideas would be wondering in a trash can somewhere! Thank you! ::Grins::
Del: Yeah...right
POB: Still not talking to you...
Del: Still couldn't care...
Dee: You two have serious problems...
Alright! Sorry it took so long, but there it was! Ok, thank you very much, and I hope that you all review. I beg of you! 2 reviews by one person in almost a month is a little disheartening, but at least someone out there shares my sense of humor...lol...I'm joking. I love you all! Thank you again!