Lisa is my friend. She is itting right next to me and being scary. And shes helping write this. And laugh at my spelling mistakes. her pen name is loser with a llama. Shes crazy. You should read her storys. (product endorsements)

Lisa: This is lisas idea.

Chloie naw duh, genius. (this is sarcasum)

Shadow shut up idiots! (HEY! YOUR RUINGING MY APPLE!!)

Floodle apples to apples

Buri SUGAR!!!!!!1111111111111111

Bob buri, did you mean to use 1's?

Shadow SHUT UP! NOW, ON WITH THE FIC ALREADY!!!

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the horror of 6 year old dragon knights!!

Thr first day of school:

Rath walked into the school and looked around. Spotting a green haired little boy by the drinking foutnine, he walked over. "hi! Im rath!"

"oooookay….. hi! Im thatz!!"

"hi!"

"hi!"

"I like killing demons"

"I like llamas!"

(lisa, give me the keyboard!!)

"but I also like food and treasure!!!!!" n.n

(lisa….)

"oooookay…" --; "oh look! More kids!!"

(yes lisa, that IS salt. You can stop scaring me now. DUDE! STOP EATING IT!! NOT SMART!!)

rath and thatz slipped over to where two kids where standing. Well, actually, one was towering over the other and shouting profusely, and the other was apparently trying to make himself as small as possible. It wasn't working though. As they drew nearer, they heard the shouting.

"you idiot! This is school property! You do not eat the chalk!"

"b-b-but!"

"you do not eat the paper either! ….. or the printer ink! And you wondered why your face was purple for a week!"

"hey!" he drew himself up slightly. "that was not my fault, ok?"

"really? Well whos was is then?" --;

"uh, somones? IT WAS THE PENGUINS! THE PENGUINS, I TELL YOU! THEY MADE ME DO IT!!!"

"ooooooooooooooookay…….." --;

"you dudes have some issues." Rath said cheerily. Turning to the smaller boy with black hair and red tips, he said, "so. Is printer ink that good? Iv never tried it before."

"Don't encourage him!"

"what?"

"idiot."

"hey! That's not very nice!!"

"hey! Hey! Break it up!" thatz waved his hands infront of their faces. "so." He said, turning to the taller aquamarine haird boy. "whats you name?"

(if you cant guess who these people are, you're an idiot and you don't deserve the name 'dragon knights fan')

"im alfeegi. And that's ruwalk. Complete idiot."

"hey!" ruwalk stood up. "hi. I like food."

"ooh! So do i! Lets be best friends!" (thatz)

"--; ooookay…" (ruwalk)

"what grade are you in?" (rath asking alfeegi)

"5th"

"ooooooooooooooooooh!!!"

(lisa! Stop salting my head!!)

"where going into 2nd" thatz pointed out helpfully, sticking his finger up like they do in comics.

"your tall" (rath)

"and? Your point being?" (alfeegi)

"don't get him angry, or you'll pay!" ruwalk whispered to that from his hiding spot over thatz shoulder. Alfeegi glared at him and ruwalk shrank back.

(no lisa. No helium)

"hello?" they turned to see a tall blond haired girl walking towards them.

"hi. Over here!" rath motioned her over. She walked over and joined the circle like thing.

"uh, hi." (the nameless girl)

"hi! Whats your name? Im rath"

"rune."

"rune eh? Odd name for a girl." (ruwalk)

"WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!!"

"uh, cool name? Hehe…"

"IM NOT A GIRL!!"

"your not? Couda fooled me." (rath) rune turned on him, weird, anime flames of doom behind him.

"you. Will. Die. Now." rune pulled out a hard backed comic book (graphic novel!!!) and started to chase rath around.

"Ow! Ow!" rune beat rath repeatedly over the head with the book while the others watched. The bell rang.

"oops. Time for class." Alfeegi picked p his bag and ran the other way. The rest of them soon followed.