You Could Have Caught Me

By:

LiL Pippin Padfoot

Disclaimer: I don't own anything, no matter how many songs I sing or hum them I guess. Toby Keith owns his song "Should've Been a Cowboy" No matter how much I sing it, or play it on the piano. Never going to be mine. Nor do I own anything that was written by J.R.R Tolkien, also known as the 'genius' well, at least I call him that... This shows a bit 'darker' side of Legolas

Chapter 7

Of LA LA's and Sighs

So, we were on our way to Lothlorien. While trying to entertain myself, I began humming again, and then singing again.

"Might've had a sidekick with a funny name,

Running wild through the hills chasing Jesse James,

Ending up on the Brink of Danger,

Riding shotgun for the Texas Ranger,

Go West young man,

Haven't you been told?

California's filled with whiskey, women, and gold,

Sleeping out all night beneath the Texas stars

Dream in my Eye and a Prayer in my heart!

Oh, I should've been a Cowboy..."

"What are you singing?" asked Pippin

I looked at him.

"You're joking, right?"

"Should I?"

"Ya! That is like the best song ever!"

"Well, whatever it is I like the sound of it."

So Pippin and I started to La La La it."

That's when the Fellowship started to sigh. At first it was like a slightly annoyed sigh. But as the sighs progressively grew more frequent and agitated, we quit.

So I started to think about what happens next. Them I remember the whole Sam/Frodo cave Troll, mithril coat thing. And that Frodo and Sam were like falling behind, I ran up to Aragorn.

"Ahem."

"AHEM."

No response. So I poked him.

"What?" he snapped

I jerked my thumb back toward Frodo and Sam.

Aragorn signaled for us to make another temporary camp so that those hurt may rest.

He took care of the hobbits, and discovered the mithril coat. All the while, I lied under a tall tree. Just well, soaking up what little sun there was. It was rather nice in this woods. Legolas walked up to me, conveying my thoughts.

"This is a beautiful forest, is it not?"

I murmured my agreement, I was becoming a bit sleepy.

"May I ask you something?"

I lazily opened one of my eyes.

"Sure."

"Is any more of us going to die?"

Whoa, not expecting that from elfboy.

"I can't tell you." I sayed, trying to maintain calm, while eyeing those knives.

Legolas caught my gaze and laughed,

"I will not harm you, I just wished to know, but I see you're not going to let me."

I nodded my head, and Legolas walked away.

I closed my eyes again.

Well, at least he wasn't obsessed with the ring.

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Wow!!! How do I, a Legolas worshipper, make him like dark?!?!?! How????? Trisha must be getting to me. Her and her Legolas hating ways.