You Could Have Caught Me
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: I don't own this very short chapter. SC is my archenemy.
VISIT MY FRIEND TRISHER'S STORY!!!!!
CHECK OUT MY BIO, THEN GO TO 'FAVORITES'. ITS ABOUT RECRUITING M.E. GO!!!! The first parts a bit stupid, but that's because I'm not in Trisher's story yet.
Chapter 29
A Bit Nervous
Okay, so we're off to the Black Gate. I tried to remember what happens. But I drew a blank. C'mon. I told myself. Trisher insisted that I had memorized that book.
Wait. What if I die?
Don't think about that.
Why not? It's possible.
You're not going to die.
How do you know? You're just a voice in my head.
I'm your sub-conscious. Don't argue with me.
Fine, SC. Why are you so sure I'm not going to die? And why can't I argue with you?
You can't argue with me. It's an unwritten rule.
Whatever. I need to think. So shut up.
You can't tell me to shut up!
Wanna bet?
"Ow!" I said
Legolas gave me a funny look.
I just kind of shrugged
Told you, you can't argue with me.
Why did you do that?
To prove a point. But that's not the point
What?
Never mind. You have to stay alive.
You told me I wouldn't die.
Did I?
Yes!
Oh, well forget that. You have to stay alive.
Duh
Do you want my help or not?
You haven't helped me so far…
What's that supposed to mean?
Nothing.
I know you're lying.
"Get out of me head!"
That got me a few more looks.
Okay, so what do I have to do?
First calm down.
I can't. I'm going to die.
You will if you keep thinking like that.
I'm going to die!
No! That's not what I meant; you're just a bit nervous.
Really? You would be too.
Hello? I am here.
Oh, yea.
Anyway. You have to fight.
Aye-aye Capt. Obvious
Hey, do I need to hurt you again?
No!
Okay, well first. Stay on your horse. Second of all
Second of all?
Secondly, whatever, you have to…
Stay Alive?
Will you quit? Yes, stay alive, but keep your wits about you.
Keep. My. Wits. About. Me. Right….
Hey don't laugh.
"Excuse me, can I ask what's so funny?"
Oops.
"I laugh when I get nervous. Sorry. I'll quit." I said
Hee-hee
Shuttup SC
Anyway, show them no mercy for they will show you none.
Ok. No Mercy. Got it.
And the Most important thing is –
"The Black Gate!" one of the soldiers cried
The most important thing?
Hello?
SC?
I'm alone.
And I'm a bit nervous.
Okay.
I'm ready.
Okay, should I die?