Rangering right along
Curtains open.
Enter carter and Cole, walking down the steps of a sub way station.
Spawn guy: Last time we saw the dim-witted duo we hoped and prayed it was the last time...but hey if I didn't keep this up it would be a very short fic. Any way, any who, any why we now find ourselves in a handy subway after negotiations with the guys and management decided that the subway was necessary to this sketch. Hi, ho, hi ho...down the steps they go...
Carter and Cole are entering the sub way station.
Carter: Your gonna love it when we get there.
Cole (like an excited school girl): What are we gonna do? Huh? Huh? Are we gonna sing huh, huh?
Carter (like another excited school girl): Well were gonna write songs, were gonna dance, were gonna whach movies, were gonna have barbecues, were gonna eat ice cream and pig out and were just gonna be great big bitches!
Spawn guy: Bastards.
Both: Huh?
Spawn guy: Bastards. You'll be great big bastards. Oh and I'm watching you. 24/7.
Cole: Why?
Spawn guy: Because the thought of one of you alone is freighting. 10 of you is terrifying!
Carter and Cole come towards the turnstiles...I mean ticket vendors.
Carter: OK, were taking the east bound C train. Y'know my zords actually a train?
Cole: Mines a lion.
Carter looks disappointed. You know the "Aww man he's got better stuff than me!" look? That's the look he's got.
Carter and Cole come to the...ticket ...salesman...guy...I don't have any idea what their called. He's wearing a black suit.
Carter (acting like he doesn't see ticket man): That's right. The C train.
Black ticket man: None shall pass.
Carter: What?
Black ticket man: None shall pass.
Carter: You make me sad. C'mon Cole.
Black ticket man: None shall pass.
Carter: Look you stupid bastard I'm a federal agent! (Holds up a badge)
The black ticket man places the badge in the scanner. It beeps and flashes red.
Scanner: Deadbeat! Deadbeat! Deadbeat!
Black ticket man: Sure you are.
Carter: I'm a power ranger too!
Black ticket man: I move for no fair jumper.
Carter morphs.
Carter: Let us through on the federal agent policy or I'll cut your balls off!
Black ticket man: C'mon ya pansy!
There follows 10 minutes of fighting, Carter with his gun/dagger and the black ticket man with a night stick. At the end of this Carter gets bored and lasers the black ticket mans arms off.
Black ticket man's torso: All right mister federal agent, off you go.
Carter de morphs.
Carter: C'mon Cole.
They board the train, leaving the Ticket man's torso behind.
Black ticket man's torso: Oh I see! Running away huh? You yellow bastards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!
Later...
Carter and Cole are in a light speed rescue jeep.
Carter: NASA here we come!
Cole: That was over dramatic but not entirely unexpected. I'm going to have so much FUN!
Off they drive.
Carter: Mind if I play some music?
Cole: So long as it's not Hanson.
Music to Moving right along starts
Cole: Moving right along in search of good times
And good news with good friends you
Cant loose.
Carter: This could be a habit!
Cole: Opportunity just knocked
Let's reach out and grab it!
Together we'll nab it!
Carter: We'll hitch hike
Bus or yellow cab it!
Cole: Cab it?
Both: Moving right along
Foot loose and fancy free.
Cole: Getting there is half the fun
Come share it with me!
Cole gets out a map.
Cole: OK we gotta turn left at a fork in the road.
Carter: Fork in the road right. (Notices something) Cole...
There's a giant fork in the road, and crouched on it in a classic Daredevil pose is Spawn guy.
Spawn guy: I told you! 24/7!
Cole: I don't believe that.
Both: Moving right along
We found a life on the highway.
Carter: And your way is my way!
Cole: So trust my navigation.
NASA here we come.
Carter: Come eye in the sky land!
Cole: Palm trees and warm sand!
Carter: Yet sadly we just left Road Island.
Cole: We WHAT?!
Carter: Just forget it.
Both: Moving right along!
Moving right along!
Cole: Carter...CARTER!
Carter: What?
Somehow unnoticed by Carter, a silver guardians van is bearing down on them. Spawn guy covers his eyes and peeks out behind a finger. The guardians van is now on top of the jeep...upside down.
Spawn guy: Well what did you expect? Happened in the Muppet movie.
The sun roof of the van slides open and Wes and Erick stare down at Carter and Cole.
Wes: Carter? Cole?
Cole: Wes? Erick?
Carter: Erick? Cole?
Erick: Wes? Carter? Cole?
Spawn guy: Brad! Janet! Dr Scott! Get on with it!
The guys shrug and continue on their way to NASA.
Spawn guy: Well...that was interesting. Next up: Six string rangers. Cole meets Jason, TJ, Andros and Tommy. And Jason explains the mystery behind the red rangers music talent. Until then I must ask you to get out of my theatre and thank you, come again.
Curtain close.