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Writing last chapter was the hardest thing ever! But this chapter was really fun to write! I hope you enjoy it!
Chapter Eleven: Transfiguration
Hermione lay awake, thinking. This had to be a dream. Ron couldn't have proposed, and she couldn't, just couldn't had said yes! Her thoughts rambled on and on, and her eyes filled with tears.
Marry. As in be together forever...forever. I don't think I can do it. I thought I loved Ron, but now...I...don't. I love...Harry....?
But who the hell am I kidding? This is Harry! Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived! He can get any girl he wants, and it's not going to be me...Harry doesn't love me.
I don't have a chance with him. But what about all those clues about him having feelings for me?....No. They weren't clues at all. They were just pathetic attempts that I saw through my eyes.
She rolled over in her bed. I should be happy with Ron. Harry should deserve someone prettier, funnier, and all together better than me. And with that, she slowly drifted uneasy sleep.
Harry never had a more uncomfortable night. He kept waking up in the middle of the night, screaming Hermione's name and covered in a pool of sweat. He got out of bed and went to the bathroom, washing his face with cold water.
"Get a hold of yourself, Potter!" he said to himself. He splashed some more water on his face. He sighed as he looked at his reflection. "What is that he's got, that I haven't?" He turned the switch back off, and returned to his bed, for the most uncomfortable night of his life.
Harry apparnated to the Ministry of Magic, looking completely drowsy. He took a long sip of his coffee, but then spit it back out, when he saw Ron.
"You okay, mate?" Ron asked, as Harry stood there gaging the hot coffee out of his throat.
"Yeah, yeah..." They walked to the elevator. Ron and Harry stood alone in the elevator, with nothing to talk about except... , about the whole marriage thing with
H-Hermione."
"Yeah...thanks..." Ron said. Silence.
"You know, this is really weird," Harry said.
"Yeah?"
"Yeah, because before, we would never shut up, and now we have nothing to talk about..."
Ron smiled. "You know what, I'll come over during my break hour and we could...talk, like the good old days."
"Yeah, I'd like that."
"Level 2, Department of Magical Law Enforcement," said the cool female voice.
"Well, see you later," Harry said.
"Yeah, okay."
Harry walked down to the narrow hallway. He was glad to be back. He was quickly joined by his assistant, Barney.
"Hello, Mr. Potter," he said apprehensively. "Er...I heard about the car crash."
"You did?" Harry asked.
Barney nodded. "News travels fast if it has Harry Potter in it." Harry snorted. "Anyway, Mr. Potter, I was just wondering, er...it was all my fault wasn't it?"
"What? No, of course not," Harry said. "It was all my fault. I wasn't looking at where I was going."
"But if it wasn't for me who called, you would have never had lost track, and you would have seen the other car coming, and you would—"
"Have never crashed into one of my best friends if it wasn't for you." Harry finished. He walked into his room, and sat down on his desk. He had a lot of work ahead of him.
Harry immediately begin writing long letters to the Minister, Dumbledore, and began checking his notes for the meeting he had today at 1:15, while Barney sat there yapping about how irresponsible he was.
"Listen, Barney," Harry said, not able to ignore Barney any more. "Er...I really, really need to get this done, er...so how about you...er...go do some important...something."
"O-of course, Mr. Potter, sir," he tripped out of seat and crashed opened the door.
Harry laughed to himself and returned to his work, absent mindedly writing Hermione's name on his notes, continuously. He dozed off into a disturbing daydream...
Harry waited for his bride to come, as he stood apprehensively. The doors swung open and a girl, slowly, came walking towards him. When she finally face-to-face with him, he moved the white net away from her face to find...MOANING MYRTLE?!
"NOO!" Harry cried, as he fell off his chair.
"Mate! Harry, are you okay?" Harry rubbed his eyes and noticed Ron standing over him.
"Yeah...yeah...I just fell asleep." Ron helped him up.
"Listen, I just came down here to let you know that I can't come down during my break. I have to go to a meeting at one, and then I have a lunch date with Hermione."
"Oh, it's okay," Harry said.
"Could you do me a favor?" Ron asked.
"Yeah, sure."
"The meeting might take a some time, so could you come by my office and tell Hermione that I might be a little late."
"Er...yeah sure." Harry didn't know if he could handle this. He didn't know if he could ever face Hermione ever again.
"Thanks, Harry," Ron clapped him on the back and then left.
Harry fell onto his chair. He looked at the time, 12:45. "Fifteen minutes until I see Hermione." He looked out his window. "But she doesn't want to see me. She wants to see Ron..."
A mischievous grin spread across his face.
"Potter, think about this..." Harry talked to himself in the bathroom stall. "If I do this, I might get to know what Hermione thinks about all of this marriage stuff, but if I don't do this, then I won't find out." This was really hard. "But their my best friends! I can't play a dirty trick like this!"
He sat down on the toilet, thinking. The toilet was one place he could think peacefully. (A/N: Hehe) He made a decision. He was going to transfigure himself into Ron Weasley.
Harry took out his wand and muttered the complex spell. "Comlocogorna Escortio Ron Weasley!" He felt a tingling sensation all through out his body. He felt his nose becoming longer, and his legs growing. He fell onto the ground on all fours. His brain felt like it was exploded, with all the banging in his ears.
The pain soon stopped and Harry, breathing quickly, got up and went to go examine 'his' face. He smiled. "It worked."
Hermione walked into Ron's small room. She looked around but Ron wasn't there. She sat down in his seat, and stared at the name plate on his desk. Hermione Ron Weasley...that doesn't sound right. She cheeked her watch; 1:05, where was Ron?
Harry walked down the long aisles of the Department of Misuse of Muggle Artifacts. He walked awkwardly waving at everyone. He reached Ron's room and opened the door.
He saw Hermione. She was looking beautiful, like always. She was wearing a pink flowered skirt and a white shirt with a jeans jacket. Her hair done in curls. Harry's mouth went dry.
"Hello, Ron," Hermione said.
"Yes. That's right. I'm Ron. Ron Weasley," Harry said stupidly. He could have kicked himself.
Hermione raised her eyebrows. "I'm glad you know who you are." She walked up to him and gave his a small kiss. Harry was in heaven.
"Er..." Harry said, surprised with the kiss.
"Where were you? It's almost 1:20." Hermione said.
Harry was finally shot back into the real world. "WHAT?!" He looked at his watch. It was 1:17. Oh no! The meeting!
"Ron, what's wrong?" Hermione asked.
"Er...nothing...I just have to go to the bathroom," Harry said. "Wait here! I'll be back." He flew out of the room.
Harry went into the bathroom and took out his wand. "Comlocogorna Escortio Harry Potter!" He felt the same pain he had felt a few minutes ago, and then he returned to his normal self. He turned his watch's alarm on, so it would ring every five minutes.
He sprinted down the halls, until he reached the meeting room. All of the Aurors were waiting for him.
"Mr. Potter, where have you been?" a short bald man asked.
"I'm sorry..." Harry said between breaths. He walked in front of the room and begin his speech.
"I have noticed that the over the years that the Aurors have worked harder than ever to—"
Beep Beep! Beep Beep! Harry's watch went off. "Er...excuse me...." He ran out the door, leaving behind confused Aurors.
Harry jumped into the bathroom stall, and quickly said, "Comlocogorna Escortio Ron Weasley!" What have I gotten myself into? Harry ran to Ron's room.
"Ron, what's going on?" Hermione asked.
"Nothing...I," Harry stammered. He had to get to the chase. "Hermione, er...what do you think about all of this marriage thing?"
Hermione looked at him. Why was he asking her this? "Well, I guess I—"
Beep Beep! Beep Beep! "Sorry Hermione...I'll be right back!" Harry ran out the door.
He flung himself into the nearest stall, and muttered the spell. When he returned to his normal self, he ran out the door. Hundreds of people were coming his way. Harry guessed that they were on there lunch break.
Harry got caught in all the traffic, and forgot where he was supposed to go. Instead of going to the meeting room, he went to Ron's room.
Hermione, who was tired of waiting, began to gather her stuff, until, the door swung open.
"Sorry, Hermione, I just had to go to—" Harry said.
"Harry?" Hermione said, delighted to see him. Harry's eyes bulged out. He brought some of his hair to his eyes; it was jet black. Oh shit! Wrong room! "What are you doing here?"
"Er..." his mind began to race. "T-that's a good question. Er....What am I doing here? Well, you know me. Short term memory."
Hermione laughed. "Okay..."
"So...how are you doing?" Harry asked. "Did your boss give you a hard time?"
"Not really. When I mentioned the famous Harry Potter, he let me off the hook." Harry and Hermione laughed. "Did you see Ron?"
"Ron? Yeah, I'll go get him." Harry ran out the room and back to the bathroom. He turned himself into Ron, and thought of how mad the other Aurors would be, but Hermione was first.
"Hey Hermione," Harry said.
"Ron! What's going on?" Hermione asked. "Where's Harry? He went to go get you."
"I'm really, really sorry Hermione...er...how about I make it up to you and we go anywhere you want after lunch?"
Hermione smiled. "Okay..."
"Good." He slowly leaned in to kiss her again, when—
Beep Beep! Beep Beep! "Got to go!" Harry dashed out. He made his way back to the bathroom one last time. The real Ron would be coming out of his meeting any minute now, and Harry could go to he's meeting.
"One day I'll look back at this and laugh," Harry told himself. "Yeah....right!" After all that chaos, he still didn't know Hermione thought about all of this marriage stuff.
Harry sighed and mumbled the spell. "Comlocogorna Escortia Harry Potter!" He got out of the stall, and without looking at his reflection in the mirror once, walked out of the bathroom. He made his to the meeting, while everyone started at him.
"I'm really sorry, about what happened. I assure you, I won't happen again." He walked in front of the room, while everyone gaped at him. "What?"
"Mr. Potter," the short bald man said. "What did you do to your hair?!"
Harry brought some of his hair to his eyes. It was a mix of red and raven! "Oh shit!" Harry grumbled. I said the spell wrong! How stupid am I?! He groaned as he fell into his seat.
A/N: Well?!? What do you think? I really really enjoyed doing this chapter! It's probably my favorite so far. And if you look, Harry was supposed to say Escortio, but he said Escortia.
Please, please tell me what you think! I know that half you hate my guts, right now, but don't worry!
A LOT more Harry and Hermione stuff will be coming up soon. I know there wasn't much Romance in this chapter, but I just had to do this chapter. It was swarming around in my head forever.
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