AN: Just to let you know I changed one line on this poem!!!
Mr. Greasy: Part I
Yo! Mr. Greasy
You're a bastard and a sissy
I can't believe people think you're hot
When you are so totally not
No wonder Piper broke up with you
I hope you drown in that sea that is so blue
Or should you die in all that grease
That never seems to cease!
I can't see why everyone hates you
Oh wait I know! Cause you're a bastard you see
So have fun dying!!!!!!!
AN: How's that for a poem about Dan??????????????? R&R!