Lil-whitelighter111488: I plan too!!!!!!!

Prue, Piper, Pheobe: It's is funny isn't it? Thanx!!!

Melissa: You're a Dan Fan? Never would have guessed and I guess he was okay. But I still don't like him and I'm glad it made you laugh

Rusalka: Thanx! I just don't like him cause he stole Piper away. It's my opinion (and mostly others)

Piperleo4eva: My heart wouldn't even break if we were siblings (God forbid) and I'm so glad I have a hate Dan fan, Dan fans keep reviewing!

Leojunkie-charmed04: I know I do! Thanx!!!

Piperperson: Thanx!!!

P3charmed4eva: Thanx!!! I totally agree!

Cheese: Thanx!!! It makes me sick too!

Dan fans: 2

Hate Dan Fans: 7 (We so rule the hatred fan club!)

Mr. Greasy: Part II

I just want you to know That you are just so low

Every Charmed fan hates you

This poem says it's true

You stole Piper away from the love of her life

I mean, come on! She was going to be his wife!

I know Greg didn't want to play him

He was in love with that guy Jim!

I'm not sayin the hair is Dan's fault

I'm sayin its Greg's when the weekly showers came to a halt

Now, Mr. Greasy, what is with that?

You smelled before and that is a fact!

Now why did those showers cease?

I think he couldn't handle all that grease!

We don't care if you die in the coming morning

So at your funeral no one will be mourning!

AN: Another poem that bashes Dan. Man I'm so good! R&R!!!

For any other people out there who wrote Dan bashing poems/songs I did not copy you! Miggs: The Crisco Dan Songs: Published 5-31-04 PiperLeo4eva: I Hate You Mr. Chip Pan: Published 5-29-04 Me: Mr. Greasy: Published 5-28-04 SO YOU CAN'T SAY I COPIED OFF YOU!!!!

Other Stories by me (LeoPiper24/7):

I'm in love with my sister's prince charming

What is love?

One night stand