You Could Have Caught Me
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: Ow! Trisher! Why did you blow you're sax in my ear! I can't hear anything now. I don't own this if I can hear by tomorrow.
Chapter 37
We're Working On It
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The dinner hadn't gone over well. That had been clear. So I needed a new plan.
An Even better Plan. Something that would work.
But first, I needed to think
"Why." BANG "Won't." BANG "They." BANG "Listen." BANG BANG BANG
I do not recommend banging your head against a wall.
"Lady Anna?" a questioning voce said
"Huh?" I turned around, it was Legolas
"Oh, hi Legolas."
"May I ask why you were …?"
"Oh, yes, I was taking my anger out on the wall."
"What are mad about?"
"Eomer and Faramir won't talk to each other! Well, they will, but they won't agree on anything."
"I see."
"And I have to get Eomer agree to let Faramir marry Eowyn. I have to! But, I am running out of ideas."
"I'm sorry I can't help…"
An idea dawned on me.
"Yes, you can! You all can! Get everybody in the library, except of course, Eowyn, Eomer, and Faramir."
He went off to find everybody, and I headed off to the library.
I should come up with a plan before they get here.
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"So, we need to uhhh, get Eomer and Faramir to agree."
I was winging this.
"On what?" asked Aragorn
I swear, even as a king Aragorn was the dimmest person I have EVER met.
"That Eowyn can marry Faramir, duh."
"Oh."
"Yea, so we need to come up with a plan."
"How about we stick them in a room together for an hour…"
"Already tried it."
"Oh."
"So, what else? Any ideas?"
"They have to have some common ground." Said Gimli "If Legolas and I can become friends, so can King Eomer and Prince Faramir."
"I think the only common ground they can find is Eowyn, and they currently do not want to talk about her. Eomer is to protective of her, he's afraid of losing her." I said
"So?" asked Aragorn
"We hook him up with some one." I replied
"What?" everyone said
"We find a girl to hook Eomer up with, and then he has some one, and then lets Eowyn marry Faramir."
"That's not going to be simple."
"I'm up for a challenge, how about you?" I said cheerfully
Instantly everyone backed up.
"I lost a finger."
"He lost a finger."
"I'm too hungry."
"I have to find him some food."
"I'm a king, and I have a wife."
"I have to polish my bow."
"I have to repair my axe."
"I just changed colors."
"C'mon you guys!" I pleaded "Faramir would do this for you! So would Eowyn. Help me, or I'll black mail you."
Apparently black mail is another word that is totally universal.
"Well, she did let me ride with her."
"She had hair like Galadriel."
"I would form an alliance between Gondor and Rohan."
"I did save Faramir."
"Fool of a Took, I saved Faramir."
"They do seem to be happy together."
"I mean I didn't destroy the Ring to not make everyone happy."
"I didn't go all the way to Mordor with Mr. Frodo just so that two sweethearts couldn't be together."
"Good, I see all of you changed your mind. Now, let's get to work."
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"Okay, so anyone have a plan yet?"
"WE'RE WORKING ON IT!"