Scaramouche: We're mean to him because we hate him! You just said he's not greasy! Awwwwwww! We need to send you to a meeting of the Hate Dan Fan Club. But for now you are a Dan Fan!

Piperleo4eva: I know, I know. Just had to clear that up. I love that rhyme! It's really good! Now write one for Kern! They make a great couple when they look in the mirror! I mean Greg played Dan. That's just too disgusting for me thank you! Well we could cut his grease glands and put them it the boiling pot of grease I want to dunk him in so badly. Better dumping thingie that Piper should have said to Dan: Nothing personal Dan...it's just well you're a little too greasy to me. Thanx!!!

P3charmed4eva: Thank you! I can picture it now (switches to dream mode) Leo and Piper kissing on stage while Dan's lifeless body look on. While Phoebe stabs Dan a hundred more times just to make sure he's dead for good...unlike Cole. But, that my friend was a good thing! Thanx!!!

CharmingJessica: No one would. No one, I mean no one would miss him! And now after hitting that precious blue button you're apart off the Hate Dan fan club! I hate Dan for the same reason! And Leo best guy ever in the history of Charmed!

Part III: Mr. Greasy meets Mr. Evil

Who do I hate more

Brad or Dan?

Who do I want to see,

Walk out the door?

!!!xxx!!!

Well, Dan already did that

And Brad's about to

So I'm letting you decide

Who's a stinky, dirty rat.

!!!xxx!!!

So in your review

Tell me who's worse

Because I can't decide

And then I'll write another bashing poem just for you!

!!!xxx!!!

AN: Just tell me who you hate more and the one that wins will have a bashing poem (or maybe another!) Check out my other fics!

Hate Dan Fans: 11

Dan Fans: 3

We so Rock! Hate Dan Fans went up 4 people! Dan Fans went up 1 person!

Hate Dan Fans: don't know yet

Hate Brad Fans: but will soon find out