You Could Have Caught Me
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
Disclaimer: Trisha! Did you leave your sax at school again? You need to practice. Really. Do you remember practice last week? Some ppl…. Oh well, I don't own any of this.
Why does everyone think I should go with Eomer?? I love Faramir! Just ask Trisher!! But, Eomer is hot, so not problems there. But really, what made you think that I would hook up with him? I don't see it, but literature is in the eye of the beholder.
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Chapter 39
That Worked Out
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We were all a bit embarrassed. And we had a whole lot of black mail on Eomer now. Let me explain. After Pippin retrieved his apple, we went to storm Dol Amroth for Lothiriel, who happens to be Faramir's cousin, go figure. Well, on our way there, let me just show you….
"Hey, who's that, on the wall?"
"That would be two people, Pippin."
"I know that Merry, who are they?"
"It looks like Eomer. And a girl!"
"Let's get closer."
So we snuck up to where these to people were. When we got closer, Eowyn gasped a little.
"That's Lothiriel!"
"I guess we don't have much to do then, if only they would kiss.." but my sentence was cut off when we saw Eomer and Lothiriel, well kiss.
We all looked at each other, then ran back to the library.
"Eomer is so dead!" exclaimed Eowyn "He won't let me marry Faramir, but he's out on the wall, kissing Lothiriel!"
"Wait, don't get mad, we could use this to our advantage."
"How?" asked Legolas
"Well, let me explain…"
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We all stood along the hallway where Eomer's room was.
As he walked down the hallway…
"Hello Eomer!"
"Hello Legolas"
"How are you Eomer?"
"Good, Aragorn."
"You're looking nice Eomer."
"Thank you, Gimli?"
"Wonderful night, isn't it Eomer?"
"Yes, Eomer, isn't it?"
"I guess, Merry, Pippin."
"King Eomer."
"Gandalf."
"Nice outside, isn't it, Eomer?"
"I suppose so, Lady Anna."
"Hello, Eomer."
"Eowyn? What's going on here?"
We all closed around him, with sort of evil grins on our faces. Truthfully, Eomer looked scared.
"What do you want!"
"I want you to let me marry Faramir!" said Eowyn
"No, what is this all about?"
I smiled "Let's just say it's a matter of leverage."
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Again, I sneak in Pirates of the Caribbean. ;) sneaky lil think I am.
Oh yes, soon Trisher and I will make an account together (while keeping our separate ones) and one of the names that we're thinking of is ' Drunk Under the Table and Phwch' I'm Drunk Under the Table, and Trisher is Phwch.
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