Mr. Greasy

Part VII

People all over wish you were dead
Why can't you just listen to them?
Or are you still hiding under your bed?

People hate you will your ugly cleft chin
And they also hate your greasy dark hair
Having those traits should be considered a sin.

If I were Leo I would have killed you
From the very start with your stupid behavior
If I were him I would sue!

Aww my eyes!
They burn with grease from your hair
And all of your childish lies!!!

I wish you would just go bye-bye
And the charmed ones would vanquish you
If only they would (this is where everyone lets out a sigh)

ooOoo

an: darn Mother Nature snowed me in…when I was supposed to go out with my guy! So I had some free time so I just thought I write some horrible stuff about Dan! Enjoy!!! –lindsey-