Title: To Wine or Not

Much to the elven lord's dismay

In staggered his sons this day.

With plastered on smiles they came to him.

What is the wrong Ada why the weird grin?

As he was about to speak one ran to the door.

And in a few moments hurled on the floor.

It is alright Ada I am really fine.

I only drank two bottles of wine.

I think you are worse off than that.

You look like an orc used you for a bat.

All three staggered and reeled past.

As he wondered which would last.

His question soon answered as they came tumbling down.

One right after the other like circus clowns.

What am I do to with all of you now.

Estel you are as heavy as a cow.

What would someone say if they saw.

The sons of Elrond laying in the hall.

I am ashamed of all of you.

Elrohir stop hurling on my shoe.

It is late come let's go to bed.

Tommorow you will wish you were dead.

He might as well been talking to thin air.

For all three were now asleep on the stairs.

The next morning they awoke in their underwear.

To the amusement of every elf maiden there.

Ada how could you leave us here this way.

Do you not love us, do you not care today?

Next time you drink six bottles of wine.

Keep this memory fresh in your mind.

With a snicker he walked away.

As the elf maidens moved in on their prey.