(Guess who's finally back again! Yep, it's the lovely author once more and I'm ready to give you all an update in the story. I just moved back into school so this update is coming from a little bit of a different place. Although writing this is a great getaway from that kind of stuff. Now, for the usual shout outs because you guys are so cool and I love you.
KwazyKandyPie: Well, of course you can use those characters! Heck, they aren't even mine! I'm just really happen that someone is so inspired by my work that they would write a story! You rock!
Netbug009: Wow, is she really that predictable? I've always seen Wanda as someone that will step in whenever help is needed. Besides, she is really smart.
MaxMyu: I love love love that movie! I really should get it on DVD soon. I just love it.
Kay-T-Person: I'm glad you got to see your work up on my page. You are a very talented artist and should really keep it up. Hey, if you keep practicing, maybe you can work for the animation company!
What the G stands for: I hope you have good luck with school!
Cyberlink420: The Anime screams got a little annoying after a while. I liked Cosmo's little comments after each world. Cracks me up every time. "You should listen to me more often." Ha ha!
PT-Chan: You have a nice guess, but I'm still not going to tell. You are just going to have to find out the same time as everyone else.
Nonymous: He does remember all that kinds of stuff. He's jut pretending he doesn't know so that they don't get suspicious and that the kids don't loose them. It's a little complicated, but it's going to get sorted out in the end.
Ghost1: MMmmmm...cookie. A lot of people have told me that it reads like an episode. Maybe it'll be turned into one someday.
k-chan28: You know, I might consider writing that in. That would be pretty funny. I also wanted Timmy to be the protective type in that sense. He was bullied too and he knows that it just isn't cool.
ObiOtaku16: Oh, a lot more havoc is going to go down.
Faeriefan: I'll try to get nice and adjusted to school to give you a good update. I didn't think this story would get this much attention.
Saiya Woods: You are so goofy and I like that. I am trying to update like the wind.
WrItErKaT322: Like I've said before, I'm not telling if it's Vicky. She is going to appear, but I don't know what her role is going to be.
Tdcfdtl: The next chapter is right now dude.
Okay now that I've gotten that out of my system, I can begin the show. Now remember, Timmy knows about everything about being an adult, but is just faking it so he doesn't draw attention the fact he knows about Cosmo and Wanda. If he did, they would have to be taken away Now, away we go!)
The morning pressed on without much of an incident. The three Turners were just in shock about how much Wanda really knew about everything. She could go from a history lesson straight into a math lesson without any trouble what so ever. Even Timmy's college degree would have had no match for her intelligence.
"And that's why they call it the Boston Tea Party. Are there any questions?" Wanda said, turning away from the chalk board. She was met with about a dozen of love struck eight year old boy eyes. You could almost see the little hearts floating above their heads. Suddenly, the kid with the zit known as Elwood raised his hand. Wanda nodded at him.
"Will you marry me?" He said with a sigh. Wanda gave a chuckle. From Tommy's watch, Cosmo was awoken from his snooze.
"What?! She's going to leave me for that dream boat?" He said in horror. Wanda smiled kindly at the young boy.
"That's a very sweet question, but I'm afraid I'm already happily married." She chimed, showing off a wedding ring that the Turners had never noticed on her before. Cosmo's looked switched from horror, to absolute pride when she said that.
"I had to eat 12 boxes of cereal to get her that." He whispered to Tommy. Tommy had to stifle back a snicker. Then, the bell gave a ring to signal that the morning half of class was complete. The children gathered their things and darted for the door, but not before the boys got another look at their pink haired substitute in her yellow and black skirt suit. One even reached up to try and take her crown pin as a souvenir.
"Bye Mrs. Magik." They said in unison. Even Chip was part of that group.
"Dude, your dad sure knows how to pick a sub. This ones a total babe!" he chuckled into Tommy's ear. Timmy caught the comment and gave a short look of disgust.
"I can't decide whether this is funny or down right disturbing." He thought. They were about to leave the room when they heard Wanda clear her throat.
"Can I see you three for a second? I need to send something home for Mr. Turner." She said with a wink. Timmy, Tammy, and Tommy nodded and turned to the other two.
"We'll be there in a minute. Do what we did yesterday." Tammy said, motioning them away.
"Okay! We'll save you guys some seats. Sani and my little brother Mendel are sitting with us today too!" Allegra said as they left the room. The three then returned their attention back to their substitute teacher.
"Wanda, that was amazing! How on earth did you know all of that?" Tommy said, using huge hand gestures.
"Hey it might just be useless information to you guys, but I've actually lived through it. Cosmo was the one that actually started the whole tea catastrophe, but I couldn't add that in." she said. She gave a little tug on her braid and turned back into her normal self. Turns out, she was actually hiding her wand in it. Cosmo popped in beside her.
"I said I was sorry about that! How was I supposed to know that's not how you make sun tea?" He said with shrugged shoulders.
"Either way, you were great. Dad would have been proud if he knew you." Tammy grinned. Timmy gave a little half smile at what she had said.
"She really saved my butt, so I really am." He said in his head. He then shook his head a bit to get himself out of his trance. "You guys are lucky. I had to sit through Crocker all through school." He spoke up.
"We almost had him, until he got sent away and you can in." Tommy explained.
"Well, you three better go now. Your friends are probably wondering what's taking you guys." Wanda said, transforming herself back into their teacher. Cosmo let out a little wail.
"I don't wanna be away from you again! I was so lonely." He whined. The four of them rolled their eyes at the green haired fairy.
"Fine. You three think you can get along without us during lunch?" Wanda said with an exasperated sigh. The twins and their shrunken father looked at each other.
"I guess we'll be fine. I mean, it's just a little while." Tammy said after some thought. Wanda gave a smile.
"Good." She answered. She then flicked her wand at her innocently stupid husband. "Every good teacher needs an aide sometimes." She said as Cosmo changed from a fairy into a tall man. His clothes remained the same as always, seeing that it was only white shirt, black tie and nice black pants. Only instead of the tie being jet black, there was a wand picture down the middle with a little gold crown tie-tack. His green hair was slicked back into a cool, professional look. To top it off, some thin rimmed glasses now framed his green eyes. He looked down at himself in admiration.
"Whoa! I look even better then when I pretended to be Timmy's dad!" He exclaimed, examining himself in the reflection of the window.
"I'll say. You look positively hunky." Wanda said, looking her magic work over. No matter what he looked like she would always love him, but maybe this was a look she was going to keep around for a while.
"Wanda, what can't you do?" Timmy laughed. Wanda gave a shrug.
"I can't play the piccolo. Now, off with you guys! We'll meet up after school and keep waiting for Timmy to change back." Wanda said, pulling Cosmo away from the window.
"Okay, we'll see you later." Tammy waved as they walked out of the door. This was the first day since they had received godparents that they had ever been parted. It felt a little strange to the twins. They ventured down the halls when Timmy suddenly stopped and looked behind them.
"Do you guys feel that?" he asked. Tommy and Tammy turned back to look at him.
"Feel what?" Tommy asked with a little impatience.
"Don't you use that tone with me." Timmy said in his head. "I've just got this weird feeling that someone is following us." He said to the twins.
"There is no one else here. They're all in the lunchroom." Tammy said, giving her brother a bit of a glare. "Come on." She smiled, taking him by the wrist. Timmy reluctantly went along, but looked behind them the entire time. The dull roar of children's chatter filled their ears as they proceeded to their usual table. Of course, it was going to be a tight squeeze today with the arrival of three other people.
"Hey Tom, you'll never guess what I found under my dad's bed yesterday." Chip said with what looked like a raccoon and baloney sandwich in his hand.
"I can just about imagine what can be found in Chester's room. How Claudia puts up with him is beyond me." Timmy thought, trying to avoid Chip's lunch from dripping on him.
"It doesn't involve a dead creature or a fungus by any chance?" Tammy asked sweetly. The three girls started to giggle as Chip narrowed his eyes at them.
"No, not this time anyway." He said, turning away from them. He pulled a picture out of his lunchbox and handed it to Tommy. Across the table, Allegra's younger brother Mendel leaned across the table to look. He was only a year younger, so he was cool enough to sit with them from time to time. Timmy's mind flashed back to the past when he saw it. It was their old baseball team picture when they play the Bankees. The picture was snapped just before Timmy and Chester had the fight that robbed Chester of the talent his friend had wished for him to have. He remembered Chester's father being so proud of him for living up to the McBadbat name.
"Wow, I remember that." Timmy whispered. Unfortunately, it was loud enough for Tommy, Chester, and Mendel to hear.
"Huh? How can you remember that? It was 20 years ago and in the United States!" Mendel said in a matter-of-fact voice. Apparently his sister had filled him in about the cousin from Canada thing. Timmy could feel a bead of sweat trickle down his neck.
"I mean, Uncle Timmy told me that story." He answered nervously.
"Good cover." Tommy whispered into his childlike father's ear. Timmy could feel his heart starting to beat again. That was a really close call for all of them. Good thing the twins only thought that he was remembering things from the age he had been turned into. Across the table, the girls were speaking their usual fashion that no boy could understand.
"Meaning no offence Tammy, but I like this Mrs. Magik as our teacher." Sani said, stabbing her fork into what could have been a plate of rubber meat.
"None taken, but to be honest with you...I really miss my dad up there at the chalkboard. I know it's only the second day, but something about it just seemed right. After all, we don't get that much time with him as it is. To have him in the classroom with us is almost a dream come true." She answered. She tossed a look over at Timmy and she felt her heart sink a little bit. Cosmo wasn't the brightest wand in Fairy World. For all they knew, this was a permanent thing. She had to admit it to herself, she was really worried that she wasn't going to get to see her daddy again for a long, long time. Just then, Allegra snapped her fingers in front of Tammy's face.
"Hello, earth to Tammy! Come in Tammy!" She said, bringing the brown haired girl out of her stupor.
"Oh sorry." Tammy said, her face turning a slight shade of red. She shifted her eyes away from her dad and back to her gal-pals.
"As I was saying, I don't care who the teacher is. Just as long as they don't ban me from the science fair again this year, I'll be happy." Allegra said as she finished off her lunch. Both Sani and Tammy snorted.
"Ally, last year you tried to build that zero gravity thing! You would have beaten all of us average kids...again!" Tammy laughed. Allegra rolled her eyes.
"I would have done it, only my project was taken away by the government again." She said, shifting her tray.
"Knowing you, you'll probably spend the next two days working on blueprints for a new project." Sani snickered.
"Hey, at least I know how to use my weekend." She said in a sing-song voice.
"Yeah right. Why they ever started school on a Thursday is still a mystery to me." Tammy said, returning her attention back to her food. Soon, all six of them had finished eating and dumping their trash into the receptacles. As they headed for the doors to go outside, Timmy's spine chilled with the same feeling from before. He whipped his head around to just catch a dark hand darting around a corner. His curiosity spiked to a feverish level.
"You guys go ahead. I'll be right there." He said. He turned to take off after the person, but was stopped when Tommy nabbed him by the shirt. "Okay, if you don't stop that you are so grounded for the weekend."
"Where are you going? We're supposed to stick together." Tommy hissed. Timmy snatched his shirt away and smoothed out his shirt.
"Chill dude, I just need to use the bathroom." He said with a bit of annoyance. Tommy's eyebrows went up.
"Oh, I guess that's okay. Meet us out by the jungle gym when you're done." He said, following his friends out the door.
"Will do." Timmy said, giving a thumbs up. As soon as the door snapped shut, Timmy listened to make sure that their footsteps were moving away. Then, he took off like a shot after what he thought he saw. As he rounded the corner, he could tell that the person had been listening in since they weren't that far away. There had to be a reason why this person was following them. He ran as fast as his little legs could carry him after this mysterious stalker. As he rounded another corner, he saw the door to the boy's bathroom give a swing.
"At least I don't have to lie about where I was." He said as he pushed the door open. He was shocked to find that the room appeared to be empty. Not a thing was out of place. Even the gross floor remained as if no human foot had touched it. It was like an eerie horror movie. Slowly, Timmy crept farther into the room. There was just no sign of the dark stalker. Timmy looked into each stall. Not even someone standing on the toilet seat in there. Timmy looked toward the window. It was still closed. There was no way anyone could have escaped.
"Unless..." Timmy said. His eyes went wide as he looked up to the ceiling. There, stuck there with suction cups, was the person that had stalked them. Timmy knew who it was right away.
"You! What are you doing here?" he yelled at them. The person didn't answer as he leaped down from his post. Timmy tried to make a break for it, but was quickly caught by the person. He wanted to yell for help, but he was gagged with a bandana before any sound to get out. His hands and feet were bound together with such skill that it took mere seconds. In the scuffle, Timmy's silly pink hat was knocked off the back of his head and onto the floor.
"Yahhhhhhh!" Timmy screamed in his head as the person slammed the window open and made his daring escape. All the while, the twins were making their way down the hall once more.
"I don't care what he had to do! I don't want him wandering off somewhere." Tammy snapped as they walked to the boy's bathroom.
"Tam, he's just been turned into a kid. He's not a puppy." Tommy answered, shaking his head.
"I know that! I just don't want him getting beat up or something. After all, Frankie is around the halls somewhere and she doesn't really care who she takes down." Tammy said, stopping just short of the bathroom door. Tommy went to open the door, but saw that his sister wasn't coming.
"Well, you wanted to look for him." He said, letting the door go. Tammy looked from side to side.
"I can't go in there!" she whispered. Tommy just let out a sigh before grabbing her and shoving her in.
"Well, you can now!" He said, dodging in himself. Tammy smacked him in the arm.
"Don't ever do that again." She snarled. She went to go do it again, but stopped. There wasn't anyone in the bathroom, but they could see the little pink hat laying on the floor. Tommy went up and picked it up.
"Timmy?" he called out. The sound of silence was deafening. Both of them panicked.
"Timmy, this isn't funny!" Tammy yelled. She then looked up to the open window. The bathroom windows were never open. "Oh no." she murmured. She pulled her brother along as they approached the window. She then climbed up onto his shoulders and looked out the window. To her shock, she saw someone in the distance running away carrying a smaller person. Her heart jumped into her throat. Her voice was gone.
"What? What is it?" Tommy groaned under his twin's weight. It was just then Tammy gained her vocal chords back.
"DAD!!!!!!"
To Be Continued...
(Well, another chapter has come and gone in our little journey towards the ending. This is going to be way longer then I ever thought it was going to be. It's been an actual joy to write this chapter. I've been having a really bad week. I started school, I hate my new job, and I'm away from my family. To tell you the truth, I actually laid awake in bed the other night thinking about how having fairy godparents could really help at this time. I know I'm technically an adult, but sometimes wishes do need to come true. They could have really made things a whole lot better. Maybe everyone has their own version of Cosmo and Wanda. This story happens to be mine. Keep reviewing and I'll be writing again soon. Peace, love, and bulletproof marshmallows.)