(SOME OF THIS HAS BEEN REWRITTEN. THERE IS A FEW MORE DETAILS THAT I LEFT OUT LAST TIME!)
(I'm here again and ready for another installment of the story! I have great news for everyone and it made me really happy too...the story finally reached its 100 review goal. I never imagined that it would become the kind of story it is. I am in shock and a little teary eyed from how much love I have gotten for this. I love you all!
Saiya Woods: You're not supposed to eat the bulletproof marshmallow, that's why they are bulletproof! Ha ha ha! Yes, Timmy is kidnapped and I did it because it added a twist to the story. Keep reading.
Kay-T-Person: If Timmy ever really was kidnapped, I would go after that person with a hammer and a bunch of nails. I'd string them up on the wall. Thanks for sticking with the story; I never thought it would be so good.
Faeriefan: I'm sure everyone would like some fairy godparents to help them. My real life fairy godparents are my sisters and my best friend. They can grant me wishes without magic.
What the G stands for: Aw, I hope your computer gets fixed soon. I hate not having a computer. I'd die within hours of it breaking down.
Kchan-28: I totally thought that line would sound like Cosmo. It's how I imagine Cosmo proposing to the love of his like even without lots of money for a ring.
KwazyKandyPie: Nope, still not telling if it's Crocker. I like knowing stuff others don't. It makes this a whole lot more fun for me.
Gennie Kags and Sess's Child: I like bunnies. They are nice and soft. I always wanted a pet bunny, but my house was too small to house one. Oh well. Don't be confused, everything will be sorted out in the end.
Ghost1: More cookies, yea! There's something strange in the neighborhood, who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! Oh no, look out for slimer! I loved that movie. I think it would be better if they called Danny Phantom instead. He's my weird crush.
Nonymous: That was a fun part to write. I hope it painted a picture in your mind as I thought of it in mine. It's really hard to get all of your thoughts into words.
Cyberlink420: And all of the questions will be answered soon enough. Make sure you take your medicine, you might end up like Crockpot if you don't.
You guys are totally awesome for sticking with me for this long. You guys have made my day. Oh, and one last thing before the story begins. I have a challenge for the artists out there. I want to make sure I did my job when describing Cosmo and Wanda turning into humans for the day. I would like you guys to draw them and send the pictures to me. They will be featured on my fanart site and will be the key to making sure that my job is done right. Alright, time for me to get to it. Enjoy!)
Neither of the twins knew that they had even left the bathroom, but found themselves running through the halls at top speed. In Tammy's hand was her father's faded pink hat that was left behind. Both of their minds were in a whirl wind of panic, just allowing their little legs to carry them to where they needed to go. Back at the classroom, Wanda was trying to bring Cosmo up to speed with a learning game before the kids came back in.
"Okay, what is the capital of Idaho?" She said with an exasperated voice. Cosmo slammed his hand on a little buzzer on the desk in front of him.
"A can of tuna!" He belted out with pride. Wanda's head fell onto the teachers desk. Suddenly, the door burst open and the twins fell over, panting for air.
"Cos...mo...Wan...da...help!" Tommy choked out. The two now human fairies ran to their godchildren and helped them to their feet.
"What's wrong Sport?" Wanda asked with obvious concern as she set Tommy down onto a seat. Both kids were crying and were tired from running. Cosmo looked around in his usual absent minded fashion.
"Hey, where's Timmy?" He asked with a raised eyebrow. Tammy crumbled into a fit of tears at hearing her fathers name.
"He's gone! We went into the bathroom to try and find him, but he wasn't in there. Then we found his pink hat and looked out the window just in time to see him being carried off by some dark creep!" She cried out in all one breath. Both Cosmo and Wanda gasped.
"We have to do something!" Cosmo said, his face etched with seriousness.
"Let's go! We have to save him!" Tommy said, grabbing Wanda's sleeve and tried to pull her towards the door.
"Hold on there Sport. First, we have to make sure that no one will know that we are gone." She said, poofing herself back to normal. She gave a wave of her wand. Suddenly, the intercom gave a high pitched squeal. They could hear Principal Waxelplax clear her throat.
"Attention all students. Due to a chili flood in the cafeteria, gym, and bathrooms, school is now dismissed. Have a nice weekend!" She said gleefully over the sound system. The twins would have kissed Wanda if they hadn't been so upset over the disappearance of their dad. Without farther notice, the fairies magically took the twins from the classroom into their bedroom. Tammy looked around and gave a look over disgust.
"What are we doing here? We need to go get Dad!" She said angrily.
"We're here because we need to retrieve an old tracker that belonged to him. It'll help us find him a little better then what our wands can do." Cosmo said, as he darted out of the room. The three followed close behind him. As they rounded the corner to their parents bedroom, they saw him dive under the bed. After a couple of moments with a scuffling noise, a box came flying out from underneath the bed ruffle. The boxes lid flew off and an object that looked like a game buddy came bouncing out of it. On it was the image of a blinking crown that moved whenever Cosmo or Wanda did.
"Why on earth would Dad have something like this?" Tommy said as he picked it up. Cosmo and Wanda looked at each other. Neither of them knew exactly why Timmy still had it either. They thought he might have gotten rid of it a long time ago, but figured he had forgotten about it tucked away under his bed.
"No time for questions. Go get some of your dads hair." Wanda ordered, taking the machine from the black haired child. Tammy scurried into the bathroom and snatched a hairbrush off of the counter. She knew it was Timmy since he never cleaned it out unless Tootie bugged him about it. It was loaded with brown hair. She threw it at the three, where Tommy caught it in midair. He plucked a few hairs out of it.
"Let me be the first to say that Dad can be really gross sometimes." Tommy cringed as he tossed the brush aside. He handed the hairs over to Wanda, who placed them into the top of the machine. It gave a beep, and the image changed from a blinking crown to a shape like Timmy's pink hat.
"This says that your dad is down at the old Dimmadome. That place is supposed to be abandoned ever since they built the Double Dimmadome." Cosmo said, looking over Wanda's shoulder.
"Then that's where we need to be." Tammy growled. No matter what, they were going to get their dad back. Tammy started to run out of the room, when Tommy grabbed her shoulder and spun her around.
"Wait, we just can't go running into this without a plan. Besides, we're probably going to need some kind of backup." He said, much calmer then he had been before. Tammy pulled away from her brother with a snarl.
"Let go of me Beaver Tooth! We can't wait! Dad's in trouble and we have to go help them! We have fairies here to help us, so what else would we need?" Tammy said, not wanting to stay there a minute more.
"Magic is great, but this calls for something more." Tommy said. Cosmo and Wanda gave him a confused look.
"What do you mean?" Wanda asked.
"I mean we're going to need the mind of a genius and a con-man, and I know exactly where we can get both of those." He gave a half smile. He took Tammy by the hand. "Come on!" He said. With that, they departed on their little rescue mission.
During the journey to the hide-away of his captor, Timmy had been knocked out by the person that had taken him away from the school. It was a little while later before he began to come too once again. His eyes slowly opened to the blurry world that surrounded him. He closed his eyes to shield them from the bright like shining right in his face. It was almost enough to give him a headache. Soon, the shock of the light subsided and he opened his eyes back up. Instead of seeing the Dimmsdale Elementary boy's bathroom or even his own home, he saw nothing but gray cement walls and a hanging lamp from above. He could feel his back pressing against a very cold, metal chair that would make your butt sore if you sat in it for a very long time. He tried to move, but his little body was still bound with rope.
"Huh...what?" He said with confusion. It took him a few minutes to fully remember what had happened to him, but it all came back to him in a hit. The wish his children did to him, sitting in the classroom with them, telling people he was from Canada, Cosmo and Wanda being teachers, him getting kidnapped from the little boys room. Everything was flooding back to him. It felt a little too much for his mind to comprehend. He shook his head to get rid of the clutter and looked around once more.
"What's going on here?" He managed to yell out. Gone was the gag that kept him from yelling for help before. He began to fight against his bindings.
"Struggle all you want, it's not going to do you any good." A sinister voice flowed through the air. Timmy stopped abruptly and looked over where the voice had come.
"You! Why are you doing this?" Timmy yelled with a growl. The shadowed figure let out a chuckle.
"Because I will do anything for the headmistress. Although, it does seem quite odd that she requested that I capture a man, but instead found this ten-year old boy fitting the description." He said, his red eyes glowing like a cats against the dark. Timmy opened his mouth to say something, but closed it. He could tell this figure that the man and the boy were probably one in the same, but that would also expose the secret that he still knew about fairies. Even in this peril, he still wanted to protect his children from losing something so great. It was a tough choice, but he had to hold his tongue when it came to that issue. Instead he had to continue playing dumb, which really wasn't that difficult anymore.
"Then you are probably wrong. I mean, how can I be the same little boy twenty years later without aging? You captured the wrong person and will most likely suffer for it, so maybe it's best that you just let me go. I will never admit that this happened." He gave an ignorance smile. "Come on, buy it! You always did in the past. Buy it you idiot!"Rang in his thoughts.
"Not a chance. The Headmistress knows you are here and has said that you are the one that we need." The shadowed figure snickered. Timmy's shoulders dropped slightly with the disappointment. He guessed that the shadowed figure had gotten smarter in the years.
"You know, you don't have to wait in the shadows. I already know who you are." Timmy said, narrowing his eyes. The glowing eyes showed an expression of shock.
"Really?" He asked.
"Uh, yeah! Duh!" Timmy said sarcastically. The figure let out a sigh of relief.
"Thank goodness. Lurking in the darkness is really becoming annoying." He said, taking a step away from the wall. He continued to grin at Timmy with his large white teeth. He was dressed in all black, from a long sleeved shirt, jeans, boots, gloves, with the exception of his neck and head that were uncovered. A pink belt clashed with the outfit, but went unseen in the dark. His pinkish, reddish hair was sticking up in the front, and his skin was a green tint.
"What are you doing on earth Mark? Better yet, why are you human?" He asked the former alien invader that hates everything that is seen as good.
"Easy. My BELOVED headmistress turned ME human so that I could be with HER until the end of time WITHOUT offending her was that look SHE fell in love with." He said, overusing a few of the words as he always did.
"Beloved Headmistress? What beloved headmistress." Timmy queried. Mark Chang gave out another laugh.
"You puny, chocolate-eating, bear-hugging version of Timmy Turner. I can't BELIEVE you haven't figured it OUT yet." He chortled. Timmy thought for a moment. Then, his eyes went wide.
"Uh oh." He let out. Just then, the doorway to the room banged out, light coming in from the outside. This person was obviously an older female, judging by the wiry hair tied back into a sloppy pony tail. As she stepped into the light, Timmy felt angry fill him from head to toe. It was just like when he saw his children being picked on at school.
"Well, isn't it Icky Vicky." Timmy hissed at her. His blood boiled at the very sight of her ugly form. Aging hadn't been as nice to her as it had been to her younger sister Tootie. Even though she was only six years older then either of them, her face displayed wrinkles by her eyes and mouth from mean years of clinching her teeth and laughing evilly. She still wore the green shirt and black jeans, but they had grown with her frame. Her hands were almost like claws, her nails were so long. She looked like she hadn't been out in the sun for possibly a decade. Vicky walked over and gave Mark a punch in the shoulder.
'Thank you for guarding the twerp." She said happily. Mark looked totally love struck.
"ANYTHING for YOU my lovely WIFE." He said with little hearts floating above his head. In his universe, this was the greatest sign of affection.
"Wife? When did this happen?" Timmy yelled out suddenly.
"Many years ago, when I started plotting against you for making my horrible little sister so happy." She said in a ho-hum fashion. She then resumed her evil smile.
"Look, I don't even know what the heck is going on around here. I'd rather go back to the school and finish out my day without being confused as much as I am now." Timmy said. Vicky gave a snort.
"Like it'd be that easy. Besides, I know all about you being shrunken down into a ten-year old ankle biter" She said, flicking him in the nose. It really hurt, but he couldn't rub the pain away seeing that he was still tied up.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Timmy lied.
"I hope you also know that this means that I know all about those little fish you know as fairy godparents." She said, bringing her face close to his. Her breath smelled a little bit like old cat food. He wondered if she had been eating some of his mothers cooking.
"What??!!" Timmy exclaimed. "No way can she know about all of that stuff."
"MY wonderful VICKY is so SMART when it comes to STUFF like this." Mark gushed to his wife. Timmy rolled his eyes at him.
"Hey Mark, isn't that a pack of ridiculously cute cereal box prizes behind you?" He said. Mark let out a little yelp and hid behind his spouse.
"AH! Keep them AWAY!" He said in fear. Vicky smacked him in the head, but turned back to her little hostage.
"Of course, I couldn't come to that conclusion all on my own. I had a little help from the expert." She said evilly. Once again the door banged open. Timmy let out a gasp when he saw who it was.
"Crocker!"
Too Be Continued.
(Okay, I know this chapter was really short and really confusing. Honestly, I'm even confused by it. Most likely, I'll rewrite this one to be a lot better then it is now. For now, it's just the thoughts of a very tired college student. Anyway, I hope all of you try out the challenge I mentioned at the very top. Wanna know what's funny? As I'm writing this, Channel Chasers is playing in the background of my dorm. Yes, it was on right after Shelf Life. By the way, I was really happy to see an episode about literature since I am an English Major. I'm going to get going now, I have to work tomorrow and I'm very tired. Happy reading and I hope you leave a very nice review about my crappy chapter. Later days!)
(Okay, another little after note. I was just watching the credits to Channel Chasers and finally caught something I never saw before. Did you know that older Timmy was voice by Alec Baldwin? I just thought that was kind of funky since I know who that is. Rock on Alec, you did a great job! Okay, bye again!)