Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they've never seen before. Hitting it, they are taken to Rivendell...and it meet its worst nightmare as Fred and George duke it out with Elladan and Elrohir to be the most annoying twins in the city.

Disclaimer: I just wish I had the money to publish all this stuff.

Now on constant alert, Fred and George walked normally yet warily on the staircase in which led to their room. Slowly cursing themselves a bit for not being able to suppress their laughter before, due to the fact that they knew it wasn't funny entirely. But there was the fact that once they saw the face of the two from sword fighting with the air was unbelievable.

"Maybe we should leave and go someplace else," Fred murmured to his brother, shifting his eye about. "After all...we need to be alive before we return to Hogwarts."

"Yes, but remember what Elrond said? We're supposed to stay around here so that he can bring that Gandalf person here and get us back," George pointed out as Fred sighed in defeat.

"I guess you're right," he said miserably.

Giving a small grin as if to lighten the mood, George opened his mouth to respond. "Yes, of course I am! When am I not? After all, I happen to be..."

But Fred never found out what his brother happened to be as he gasped slightly before flying backwards and rolling down the stairs. Fred began to run after him, wondering what had happened with George yelled out to him.

"Stop!" he called out, but it was too late, for Fred was flying after him and landed with a loud 'thud' then 'snap!' onto the floor.

"Ginny's necklace!" Fred blurted out as the little beads Ginny had worked so hard onto the strings five years ago when he first came to Hogwarts, an identical one to George's, rolled onto the floor in numerous places.

Leaping out frantically to grasp them before they spread too far out, but he couldn't manage to round them all up. And the main bead, a much larger and artistic one that Ginny told him was her favorite and to take care of it because it showed him how much she loved him (hey, she was seven), was about three feet away from him.

As he flung after it, trying to catch it before anything else happened, someone else got there first.

Or rather their foot did.

"Oops," Elrohir muttered in mock apology as his foot crashed down on it, sending plastic pieces all over the place.

"What did you do that for?" George demanded, walking over to his brother who looked at the remaining pieces. What no one else knew except for the twins and Ginny was that there had been small bubbles in the middle of it, air bubbles that were in a number of nine, representing the whole family. They glowed bright blue whenever one of their family members were thinking of them, and it was told by the size of the bubble. Biggest for their father, next their mother, then Bill, Charlie, Percy, Ron, and Ginny. It didn't seem to be a matter of when the other twin was thinking of Fred, for they seemed to share minds as it was.

And the smallest one that could be seen through the pieces was brighter than any jewel or diamond.

"Ginny!" Fred said suddenly, reaching out and picking up the small shard that held her bubble, and his face fell, if possible, even more as it slowly faded out.

"Who's Ginny, your girlfriend?" Elladan sneered, still very upset with the two and not willing to forgive them over anything, nor disagree with his brother's actions.

"She's my little sister!" Fred shot back, trying not to allow the tears to come. Turning furiously to George, as though ignoring the others and unaware of their presence, he started talking softly. "We have to get back. We forgot...remember the chamber? After what happened last year...what if something happens to Ginny? Or Ron? And as much as I hate to add him, Percy? He's always nosing about as much as Ron, and what happens if Ginny does so as well? They could be killed!"

Nodding solemnly back, knowing that what his brother spoke was true, George heaved a sigh. "I don't think I could live with myself if anything happened to them. After all, we're the ones who had been bugging them. Remember Ginny's reactions about Mrs. Norris? And we never really leave anyone alone. For all we know Harry will die this year, and all we could do was go on and on about him being the heir."

"What do you mean he's the heir?" Elladan asked suddenly from behind them, but the two ignored him.

"Yeah...and sure it was funny and all but...I'll bet you that slimy git Malfoy's the heir. He really seems like the type," Fred continued one.

"Who's Malfoy? No one can be the heir! Our little brother Estel is!" Elrohir declared only to have his mouth covered quickly by Elladan.

"What? I knew it! You guys are working for you-know-who!" George hollered, jumping back and pulled his wand out in unison with Fred.

"No we're not!" Elladan protested, then smirked slightly at the sticks they held in their hands. "You think we're gonna play with sticks? What next, stones? Well, if we go out back we could always practice our swordsmanship..." he began, but gasped as his feet suddenly left the ground.

"What were you saying? Don't worry, you won't fall down..." Fred began.

George finished up for him. "Unless we decide you've been enough of a bugger."

"Yee!" Elrohir gasped as he floated upside down. "If you were wise, you'd put me down. You have no clue as to how angry I can get!"

"Does it look like we really care, you overgrown git. All we're showing to you is that you don't have to be immortal in order to get around in this world. We manage well enough ourselves," George insisted, before sighing.

As though he knew what he was about to say, Fred copied the sigh. "Oh, alright then."

As suddenly as they had been placed into the air, Elladan and Elrohir quickly landed softly onto their marble floor.

"What did you do there?" Elladan demanded, looking more than slightly frightened.

"It's a little thing called magic, bud. And it comes in handy in more occasions than this," Fred smiled cheerfully as he patted the eldest elven twin's shoulder and turning around.

"Yes, something that you wouldn't understand," George added, smirking as he saluted the left and turned around as well. "We'll be seeing you later, then!"

AN: Well, finally...I got it up. I had it done, but then I had to go by my mom's. I sent it over there but, of course, she doesn't have Microsoft Word. When she gets it, I promise more and quicker updates! ARGH! I have so many problems. Now for the past week it wouldn't let me upload. But now here we go... R/R!

Comments to Reviewers:

CharliesMommy: Lol, thanks for the great review...but thanks for what? NOW I'M CONFUSED! Runs off crying to mommy.

Spezlee: Oh, yes, Elladan and Elrohir...drools. Well, tell me who you think after each chapter, I wanna see if I'm able to sway people minds from time to time, as you'll soon see. 'Til later!

Lady of the Twilight Woods: Ahh, yes. Complete havoc...I think. And I promise it totally. Thanks for reviewing...glad you like!