Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they've never seen before. Hitting it, they are taken to Rivendell...and it meet its worst nightmare as Fred and George duke it out with Elladan and Elrohir to be the most annoying twins in the city.

Disclaimer: Everything is mine except what you recognize.

Inspirational Music for Chapter: SAVE A HORSE RIDE A COWBOY! IT JUST CAME ON LAUNCH! GO ME!

"Wait, please. Let me explain!" Elrohir begged to the now blue Alatari. Had he been in a position to do, he would have laughed. He knew very well that Elladan and Adyris were having a fun time laughing their heads off at the two, and it took the force of every fiber in his being not to glare at his brother.

Elladan, Elrohir's own flesh and blood...identical twin! He had gone as low to stop the evil deed he had wished to do to Adyris, and Elrohir knew very well why, and now he was stuck in a sticky position in which he couldn't escape.

Alatari, every inch of her except for her clothes completely a pale complexion of blue, was standing above a panicking Elrohir whom had a red hand print across his left cheek, understandably being the reason why.

"Why did you do it? Do you know how hard it is trying to get this off? I've been trying for two days, now! And you never even thought of telling me?" she questioned, using every bit of her not to slap him again. She had known him for so many centuries and, although she had odd feelings for her that she herself couldn't explain, she couldn't help but get upset with him.

"I couldn't help it! It was Elladan's idea!" Elrohir declared, taking that moment to quickly glance at his brother who wasn't even paying attention to him for he was too captured by Adyris, she of whom held his heart since he had been small.

"Atleast he didn't go along with it, even if it was his horrid plan!" Alatari shot back before taking deep breaths. "Do you know how frustrated I get with you? I can't believe it...you keep trying to talk to me and tell me you'll never do something like this again but...but you do! It's so complicating for me, don't you see that?"

"I'm sorry, I truly am...I just thought it would be fun! I didn't mean to do this all!" Elrohir declared before he stood frozen, looking out the window. Of all times, why did it have to be now the third set of twins to show up.

"Elladan!" he called out to his brother who jumped up, naturally pushing Adyris behind him out of instincts but turned a bit more relaxed when he saw who it was.

"What are you two doing here?" he asked coldly before looking back towards Adyris. Why were they up in the girl's window? After all, they didn't even know who they were.

"Well, we heard the whole soap opera from the lawn, we thought we'd come and watch it first hand," the one whom Elladan guessed was George replied. "Hope you don't mind," he added before giving a flirtatious wink towards Adyris who looked towards Elladan with wide, curious eyes. She didn't feel that...well...safe with the new boys there acting as if they were at home.

"We do mind, leave!" Elrohir replied, glaring at Fred who was eying Alatari up just to anger him, and then risked a glance towards Elladan. He seemed quit angry at the prospect of George possibly trying to date his Adyris.

"Oh, my are we touchy today or what?" Fred rolled his eyes, unlocking the window with his wand and entering, giving a smirk. "You boys didn't really think we were going to stay away, did you?"

"We had hoped so," Elladan murmured under his breath, still keeping himself in front of Adyris as he held her hands. He wasn't letting anyone getting near her.

"Well, aren't you two just the doll?" George asked, pushing Elladan out of the way quickly because of the unexpected shove, kneeling down in front of Adyris and kissing her hand softly. "It's a pleasure to meet you, miss," he murmured just in time before he was soon pushed away

"And you, as well," Fred continued, looking over Elrohir's shoulder towards Alatari with a slight smile. "Why darling, why are you so blue?"

Exchanging glances, Elladan and Elrohir managed to victoriously look back in time to see Alatari give Fred a fair share of blows, her palm slapping soundly across his face.

"Hey! What did I do?" Fred demanded, holding his jaw.

"You opened your mouth," Elrohir muttered before looking proudly at Alatari. It was nice, her slapping someone else for a change. Some reason, one that he didn't know the answer to, she always managed to get a good swing at him.

Comments to Reviewers:

Spezlee: Yepp! Except I'd see them in Gryffindor, as well...noble, caring...just deep down. They don't show it often, but when they get older...yeah...you get what I mean. Giggles Thanks for all of your positive reviews!!!

Merenwin the Elf: Thanks...I guess. I do have a beta reader, actually...Huggles Beta insanely. But thanks for the advice...and also, no way! George is MINE! You can have Fred, though! Any of them but my Legolas, Elladan, and George. Snatches them away greedily and laughs insanely