Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they've never seen before. Hitting it, they are taken to Rivendell...and it meets its worst nightmare as Fred and George duke it out with Elladan and Elrohir to be the most annoying twins in the city.
Disclaimer: Everything mentioned that is not mine is not mine. (Duh)
Inspirational Music for Chapter: Pillar, Where Do We Go From Here

Dedication: To my bestestest friend CHRISTINA! I love ya, girl! Huggles You're my inspiration here!

George felt himself dance on his toes excitedly, his wand outstretched as he kept his brother steady on his feet while he balanced on a window sill that was high above everything else in the room. "What do you see?" he questioned anxiously, feeling his fingers tingle.

"I don't know. There's another boy about their age, he's blonde...then there's a little boy, too. He's got black hair, sort of messy. They're talking and the little boy is jumping up and down. Now they are turning towards the doors...quick, get me down!" Fred demanded, wondering what it would look like if they were suddenly caught off guard spying on the 'enemy'.

Quick to comply, George quickly levitated his brother down and didn't stop concentrating until he was certain his feet were safely on the ground. Together, they raced behind the staircase, preparing to act naturally as they made their appearance.

"...and they say they don't know where they are right now, but I'm not quite sure," Elrohir was saying as the doors opened and he and Elladan walked in, shortly followed by the bouncing young boy and a gallant stranger of which seemed to be an old friend of theirs.

"I swear by the Valar, those two are the spawn of Sauron himself, Legolas!" quickly added a furious Elladan. "And I think they like Adyris and Alatari, too..." he added under his breath, blushing a bit.

"Oh, right. It's about the ladies now," Legolas teased a bit after looking around as if to make sure no one was watching him and suddenly he tossed aside his remarkable green cloak aside to reveal rather plain clothes. "Should have known."

"Hey, shut up, I'm serious!" Elrohir declared while Elladan himself coughed under his breath 'Brenwian'.

This time Legolas was the one who blushed but he pulled a serious face quickly enough. "Please, she's just a friend of mine," he declared before quickly changing the subject. "Estel, could you inform your father that King Thranduil of Mirkwood wishes to talk with him?"

Estel stopped bouncing and became suddenly serious, taking the task to his heart as he liked being involved and being set with important 'missions'. "Yes, Prince Legolas," he chirped before turning and running off and up the stairs.

"A prince?" George whispered to Fred who turned to look at him just as Legolas winced from how Estel had addressed him, always using proper terms inside the house. "This should be easy."

Fred nodded in agreement, a smirk on his face but put his index finger to his lips just as they were brought up in conversation once more.

"Well, anyway, do you have any idea what you are going to do?" Legolas questioned, sighing a little.

"Actually...no, but that's what you're here for, right?" Elrohir asked with a forced smile before leaning to whisper something in Legolas' ear, of which he nodded, a small smirk forming on his lips.

"Oh, of course. Do you know where they are, then?" he asked, he himself extremely eager to meet them to find out what they were like.

Grinning at each other, the twins took their cue as they walked out, beginning a conversation with one another immediately.

"I bet you four sickles that Lee got a detention from Snape. I mean, we weren't there to actually finish the prank," George was going on as Fred nodded vigorously.

"He's going to kill us when we get back--if we get back. Do you think he figured out where we are at all, or if anyone is wondering?" he questioned before he paled slightly, own realization coming to him but he figured it would be more important to discuss the matters with his brother in private. "Oh, excuse me. I didn't notice you were there," he switched into polite mood immediately as he nodded to the twins curtly before turning to the other. "Excuse me, I don't think we've met you. I am Fred Weasley, one half master of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry," he stated, holding out his hand to shake hands with him.

Raising his head, remembering the plan, Legolas raised an eyebrow as his hand was shook lightly when he nodded lightly. "Charmed, I am Prince Legolas of Mirkwood, the woodland realms," he stated and was about to talk more when Fred was suddenly knocked from his grasp and George was in his place.

"Your highness, I am George Weasley. It is positively smashing to meet you," George said, this time nearly yanking Legolas' arm off as he shook it roughly up and down.

"Corking, don't forget corking!" Fred cried out as he stuck a pointed finger in the air as if to make a point before picking himself off the floor.

"Of course, how could I forget? Absolutely corking!"

Legolas turned to look at Elrohir and Elladan, as if confused but was stopped as George leaned in to whisper. "Standard procedures," he commented before pulling back, giving them a small wave.

"Tootles!" Fred added as the two raced off up the stairs, purposefully taking the long way. Snorting at the baffled looks of the three below him, he suddenly calmed himself down before he remembered the serious thought he had had earlier. "George, I think we have a problem," he commented and before his twin could reply, he went on. "We disappeared while people are being petrified. They're going to think we're dead--they're not going to be looking for us."

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