Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they've never seen before. Hitting it, they are taken to Rivendell...and it meets its worst nightmare as Fred and George duke it out with Elladan and Elrohir to be the most annoying twins in the city.
Disclaimer: Everything mentioned that is not mine is not mine. (Duh)
Inspirational Music for Chapter: Lost in the Shadows, off of the Lost Boys track. And then Skillet. And the song Jesus Freak by dcTalk!

Chapter Dedication: Christina, my good friend! Love ya, girl! Oh, and Spezlee and CharliesMommy, who were and hopefully still are my loyalist reviewers, after I've been gone so long…

"What in Mordor was that all about?" Legolas questioned as he looked at the obviously jumpy Elladan and Elrohir who forced him to stop at every corner so they could assure themselves that the other pair wasn't waiting for them so they could make a move.

Shooting him a withering glance, Elrohir indicated for him to be quiet until they finally reached the twin elves' room.

"You might want to sit down, this is a long story we're going to hack up into pieces. Just keep a full mind on it or you just might get confused," Elladan for warned as he looked at his blonde friend grimly.

As they paced in front of him, Elladan and Elrohir explained quickly without detail what had happened, being as blunt as possible so that Legolas would occasionally stop them to repeat something before they could continue.

"…that means they can probably turn us into toads or something!" Elrohir finished, pasty white with exasperation.

Legolas frowned a bit, wondering exactly how they were going to get themselves out of this new mess of theirs when he put his head in his hands.

"You guys are dead," was all he said but after the glare he received he held his hands up in surrender. "Alright, we can always have some sparring matching with them. And a little game of cat and mouse," he shrugged, as if he had no inspiration at the moment. "What can you really do?"

"Oh come on, Legolas. Think! We've been torturing you for the past century with pranks," Elladan insisted. "There's got to be some you remember."

"Well, there have been quite a few things. You put those pastries on my bed and I rolled on top of them as I slept. You put some liquid things on the chamber toilet so that I would

slip and fall off. And don't forget that one event where you insisted that a wild three headed orc that killed anyone who looked at it in the eye and forced one of the neighbor children to dress up as it only for me to lose all conscious thought and run recklessly through the castle. My father made me pay yours for those three vases!"

Exchanging a look, the twins couldn't help but grin. Those had been terribly funny, especially the fact that they had everything happening to the heir of Mirkwood.

"Daro lle nadorhuanrim,(Stop you cowardly dogs)" Legolas hissed at them before brightening, thinking about what they had said earlier. "Wait a moment. They are not from the land, you say? Then first of all, you must try talking in a language of which they don't understand. Never speak a word that they will be able to comprehend."

Their eyes meeting once more, the twins seemed to be discussing the matter without speaking a word when the nodded simultaneously.

"That works. I say we start now. But I've also been wondering for quite some time—do you think there is any chance that they will ever find a way back to their original own, well…era, location, life?" Elladan asked Legolas hopefully, not denying the fact that he wanted nothing more than the two to disappear altogether.

"Do I look like one who would know?" Legolas questioned before shaking his head. "What we need to do is to find out exactly how they got here. It could be a help in finding out exactly why the Valar placed them here and other important ways in deciphering how to send them back."

"Alright, then let's hurry up. The sooner they leave, the better," Elrohir said in a hurried voice, bouncing on the balls of his feet as he looked anxiously around at the two of them.

"Elrohir, they are our guests. You've got to be atleast polite when you're saying it," Elladan mocked a civil tone.

"Well sorry, father. But gya'she (damn), I swear that they would say the same," the younger twin declared before pushing his small braid back behind his ear. "Come on, let's go. I am not going to wait for this. I have no care to what father says. Patience is not a virtue when it comes to that red-haired set of twins."

Legolas watched as the two stood up and raced for the door and sighed, realizing he would have to go as well. Running quickly after them, they started with their regular cat and mouse game—Legolas being the one who was to chase after them like a rabid tiger.

"Elrohir, watch out!" he called out but winced as he watched Elrohir, who had turned around to taunt him, tumble into a small table that had a very ancient looking vase sitting upon it.

Cringing as they all watched it tumble and shatter on the floor, Elladan looked widely around as they heard cries of servants everywhere. If their father caught them, they'd be so dead…

"Run!" was all Elladan could think of as they raced out for their lives rather than a chance to declare war upon young Legolas. They didn't even have a chance to finish their routine as they tried their best not to be killed by Lord Elrond. Oh, but the time would come when they would deliver the painful acts onto either Fred and George or Legolas himself…

"Come on, hurry up! Let's go out and spar…then we can work up a sweat and look like we weren't there," Legolas said hopefully, looking back to make sure no one was running after them as of yet.

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Chapter 7 Reviewers:

Spezlee: Yes, evil me. But I think George is just so much sexier! I don't know why. I think it's his name. It's longer, lol. Thanks for the review and all the support!

Estrella de la Tarde: Alright! A fellow Elladan and George worshipper! Oh yes…worship me, for I rule all! Alright, I'll calm down, lol. But thanks for reading and the review!

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Alatira-Intelar: Oooh, thankies! YAY for updates! Lol, I'll be sure to read them! Also, she will slap, if anyone, Fred. George is MINE!!!

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