A/N: Hello, it is the almighty CYS again, bringing you more sugar-high joy from the Realm OfInsanity!!... yeah...

Mister Bonkers Lover: Only now, it's a SISTER thing!!

CYS: Oh yeah,I forgot to indroduce you!! This is my little sister, currently code-named Mister Bonkers Lover after an original character she made up to torture the fabulous Wufei Chang!! (He's a stuffed bear, DON'TASK!!) And now, she's part of the insanity, HOORAY! Because it's partially her fault I even thought of this in the 1st place! (Darn snowy nights watching Justice League!! Darn anime chats!! POOOOPPPIIIEEEEEE!! xx!!)

MBL: Hello, I am the one who made up half this fanfiction.

CYS: You give yourself too much credit. ....Loser...

MBL: WHAT???????

CYS: My point has been made. Ok, onto the ever-so-fun frikkidy dumass disclaimers!! (and maybe a word from the EXTREEMELY overworked Amep!!) ... & MBL, stop twitching!! (dudes, she totally is!! REALLY!! The chick's freakin' TWITCHING over here!!) GAWD! I know you're excited, but come on!! ...whatever, just give the darn disclaimer already!!

MBL: How the heck am I uspossed to do that? (That's how she says "supposed", she's actually saying all this. Hey, I'm just typing, ok?)

CYS: Like this, you loser:

AHEM...

If the Almighty Collision & Mr. Bonkers Lover own the anime, Cyborg 009, let Black Ghost dance around in his frilly pink underwear while singing the Barney theme song and picking pretty flowers.

He didn't do it (thank God!!).

Hmm... guess that means we don't own it, huh?

WELL FRIGGIDDY GOOD FOR WHOEVER DOES, THEY CAN ROT!!

...or be eaten by the radioactive poultry,

whichever comes first.

Amep: You are all crazy!!

... And I've been left out again, just like in the Rae/BB fanfic that one time!! WAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Sniff I feel so lonely and unloved...

MBL: Awww, shut up you big baby!!

Amep: You don't even know who I am!! WAAAHHHH!! Mean strangers are picking on meeeeeeee!!!! WAAAHHHH!!

CYS: Then take her advice & SHUT THE H UP!! (censored 'coz of little sister... baaaddddd!!)

We apoligize in advance for how stupid this is, and any liqudation of your innards or brain damage that insues.

HAVE A NICE DAY!! !


It was a peaceful day in the home of Dr. Isacc Gilmore. Everything was calm, everything was quiet, and all was right with the world...

Until...

007 had an evil plan, he was going to take over the world!

And he would do so by:

STEALING THE WORLD'S BIGGEST CHICKEN!!! (Bwuuhaha!!... & NO, we're NOT high, we're just crazy!! YAY CRAZY!!)

It was owned by Ze Ruler of Ze Wurld, Dr. Flieden-Shnavetz!!!!!!!

And it was his most valuable possession in the world!!!

It was 007's plan that when Ze Ruler of Ze Wurld let him have the world that he would surrender the almighty chicken to him.

To bad that was not how it worked out...


A/N: OK, we're weird, we know it, so GET OVER IT!!

...and we're having a contest to see who knows how many times we used the word "WORLD" in this story.

...Actually, we just want to see if anyone has enough free time to do something stupid like that and actually give us the answers...

Alright, she's falling asleep on the couch, and I wanna watch the rest of Yu Yu Hakusho that we missed (even though it's a re-run, DARN!! Loser re-run luving morons!! DARN THEM ALL TO THE BAD PLACE!!

... & no, not THAT bad place, I meant mydog's shoe. Belive me, it's a bad, BAADDDD place!! PU!!)

...See how nuts I am? We don't even have a freaking dog!!

YAY!!, IT 'STHE ONE WHERE HE POSSESSES KUWABARA'S BODY!!

C'ya real soon!! REVIEW OR I'LL EAT YOU!!

...or have my sis sic Mr. B on ya!! & That's frikin' scary!!

BYE!! 4