Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they've never seen before. Hitting it, they are taken to Rivendell...and it meets its worst nightmare as Fred and George duke it out with Elladan and Elrohir to be the most annoying twins in the city.
Disclaimer: Everything mentioned that is not mine is not mine. (Duh)
Inspirational Music for Chapter: Nikki Cleary's CD

Chapter Dedication: Cassi...because I promised! Although you don't read my fanfictions because you don't get LotR...lol! Peace out and dedication to Christina (of course) and all my reviewers as well!

"Are you trying to tell me that they are...would you actually consider them as such?" Legolas began before shaking some dirt off of himself. "They're real life wizards? I've only ever met Gandalf."

"Yes, they have to be. They shot us up into to air with a stick--no, not a staff, a little stick!" Elrohir declared before charging at Legolas again, ducking as the Mirkwood Prince attempted a kick at his chest before reaching out to grab his leg and bring him down.

Legolas leaped out of the hold and rolled to give himself space before leaping back up on the balls of his feet, rocking back and forth as full concentration was held on his performance. "No way...we are so dead. I'm sorry but I don't know how I'm going to help you with all of this. You have got yourselves into one major problem, and there is no way I am going to get flown up into the air."

As Elladan and Elrohir exchanged a glance, Elladan lounging lazilly against a fence as he watched the two spar, they gave a simple nod. Legolas was certainly not swayed easilly--in fact, it usually took great depths to convince him otherwise. Lunging forward, they managed to tackle him to the ground, triumphant grins on their faces as Elrohir pinned the prince's arms behind his back while Elladan warded off his feet.

"Where in Mordor do you think you're taking me?" Legolas asked, struggling to get free as he groaned, twisting while attempting to pause Elrohir before he said anything.

"Oh, nowhere. Just a little persuasion, you know--something to keep you in line," Elladan declared, leading the other two through the House of Elrond past numerous rooms before knocking on one door, a grin on their face.

Coming to the door were graceful twins Alatari and Adyris, Alatari currently drying her hair with a towel that had slight blue stains on her. She glared the moment she saw Elrohir, her bluish lips that looked as if she had been without oxygen for too long formed into a frown.

"What are you--" she began before being cut off by an all to eager Elladan who glanced back at Legolas with mischievous eyes. "Excuse me, but--I was wondering, has Lady Brenwian been with either of you lately?"

The moment Legolas heard these words his eyes flew open, a newfound struggle as Adyris nodded softly. "Yes, she's inside--would you like me to get her?" she asked, oblivious to exactly what the guys were trying to do.

"Of course, if you don't mind. We just have a question for her," Elrohir commented, as if it was the most routine thing in the world.

Nodding simply, the two turned in, closing the door a little while Legolas glared at them. "Damn you!" he hissed, eyes flashing as he felt an all too familiar rush of blood creep up to his cheeks. Placing his eyes shut, not out of need but complete embarrassment as he insisted to himself that when they opened he would be home, asleep, and have had a dream. And surely he would not go to Rivendell if asked by his father.

But his thoughts were dismissed as a door opened slowly, revealing three elven girls this time, one of whom stepped forward. It was Alatari as she held her chin up, looking suspiciously at them. "You're not going to turn her blue, are you?" she demanded.

"Well, I was thinking a more healthy shade of red--" Elrohir began but cut off as he felt Elladan elbow him. "I mean, of course not. We just need to speak with her for a moment. It will honestly not take us long at all."

Stepping backwards slowly, as if not trusting them, Alatari gave a curt nod before returning to the room and allowing a raven haired elf to come out, confusion in her eyes. She was younger than the others by looks of a year, and she was never quite certain as to what they planned on doing.

"Er--what do you want?" she asked, puzzled as she looked between all three, trying not to laugh at the obviously captured Legolas.

"Legolas here wanted to tell you something," Elrohir supplied her, lifting Legolas' head up with a grin. "Weren't you?"

Legolas shot a look at Elrohir to kill before taking a deep breath before muttering softly. "All right, I swear I will do it. Just don't--don't make say anything," came his hiss.

"Alright, then," Elrohir said, letting his friend go as they stood up and she cocked her head to the side. "What is it you wanted?"

The three looked at eachother, Legolas taking in a quick breath while the twins snickered. They new very well that he had to think up something on the spot--and fast.

"I was wondering--er--I was wondering if you would," he stopped trying to think up something before he blurted out the first words that came to his mind as he remembered the reason he and his father had come to Rivendell.

"Would you like to go to the dance at the end of the week with me?" he asked, exasperated from his lack of ideas.

Brenwian's lips formed into a small 'o', obviously if she had been expecting a reply it had been anything but that. "Well--" she trailed off, trying to think of an answer.

Seeming to take a deep breath, she looked down towards her toes before glancing back up. "I don't know if I'll be here then, you see--we're not supposed to attend..." she trailed off, talking about the common girls of Imladris.

"Unless invited," Elrohir grinned, elbowing her a bit before shaking his head. "Come on, go with him."

Taking a deep breath while Legolas sucked in as much air as he could before exploding, Brenwian nodded lightly. "Alright, but don't be expecting Luthien," she said, commenting about the long ago beautiful elf of whom all elves mourned the passing of.

With her small words she gave a small smile before turning back into the room of the girl twins, obviously having no more to say.

As they watched slowly, waiting for the door to shut, the two identical twins let go of Legolas as he breathed once more, nearly hitting the floor before catching himself while looking up once more towards the two. "If you say anything, I leave Rivendell," he hissed, flushing a little as it seemed to have taken a lot out of him to go through what he just had.

"Alright, young Prince Legs. Just be careful, now and don't tread where we wouldn't. Especially not across the paths of the twins from Mount Doom," Elrohir declared, shaking his head.

"Valar, they're more dangerous than the One Ring," Elladan added in reply, remembering the long since lost legend his father had told the two about years ago.

Nodding vigorously, the three elven boys made their way down the corridor, thoughtful looks on their face before Elrohir turned his eyes towards the other, this time they being filled with shining glee.

"Hey, what do you say we go tie Glorfindel upside down against a tree?" he asked, jumping up and down while Elladan cried out his agreement beside him. The two taking off, calling after Legolas to keep up, they ignored the Mirkwood Elf's protests against their idea.

The moment they had vacated, two red headed twins smirked to themselves as they stepped from behind a corner and crossed their arms simultaneously. "Well, Fred, it looks like you and I have a party to attend," George grinned, looking towards his brother.

Fred, who had been watching the vacating backs before they disappeared from the hallway altogether, nodded in agreement. "Yes, and we've only got a week. I saw we start planning...now."

Comments to the Reviewers:

the7bells: Lol, it's a good idea but I think Gandalf would be able to (even though Dumbledore would have a better chance in my opinion), and they don't have everything they did in Hogwarts for some pranks. It is a little more solitary...Thanks for the review!

niwren: I'm writing more! Lol, thanks for the reviews a LOT. Glad you like it! And thankies much for putting it on your favorites!

CharliesMommy: Awww...breaks WAY over for me, too, lol. But I have off this friday...well, thankies for a review once more!

Guardian of Balance: Thanks, and I'm trying to update faster.

Venetus:OH! Mucho thankies!

Lunatic Pandora1: Lol, I can see that, too. I'll have to figure out a time to work that in....thanks for the idea!

Alatira-Intelar: Lol, of course! Lot's of love, sista! And YAY FOR UPDATES! Of course, I don't update that quickly...but when you do, it seems SO MUCH BETTER! Oh, also, if I die...I'm willing you to finish my Salem novels, lol. Good luck! AND GO JESUS FREAKS!!!!

Spezlee: Lol, nobody from Hogwarts will be landing in Middle Earth. BUT I have had thoughts about a sequel where the elfies get sent to Hogwarts and have to cope there. Not sure if I should have Legs there or not, though...I'll have to see...thanks for the review!

Misao, Demon Master: Lol, thanks for the positive...er...feedback? Or...whatever. I feel like I'm on eBay, lol.