You Could Have Caught Me
By:
LiL Pippin Padfoot
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Disclaimer: I couldn't help myself, these make me sound crazy, but I don't care, all these guys are HOT, but all the rest are so drool worthy. Yeah, not John Rhys-Davies either, or that guy that plays Gandalf, all the old guys, are so not hot.
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Chapter 55
Alternate Endings 1,2,3,and aw heck, even 4
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Alternate Ending 1 The Battle of what now?(My personal Favorite, and the cheesiest)
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I decided not to go to the Battle of the Black Gate.
I stayed at the Houses of Healing, because well, you'll see.
I had thought that I would go to the Battle of the Black Gate, to prevent me from doing something, well, screw that, I was going to stay.
I was walking around in the gardens, when Faramir joined me.
We looked out to the East, toward Mordor.
"I hope they win."
"They weren't going to win; they were going to give Frodo a chance."
Faramir and looked at each other.
"I hope that works." I said
"I do not think this Shadow will endure."
And then Faramir and I fell in love, eventually the Ring was destroyed, Faramir and I got married, Eowyn went to the Battle of the Black Gate, and sadly died, but she died with honor, and was remembered as a brave person.
And Faramir and I lived happily ever after.
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Alternate Ending 2 People are expecting a Wedding (It's a Good one)
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"They aren't showing up." Legolas ran up to me.
"What do you mean, they aren't showing up?"
"I mean, that Arwen and everyone left for the Gray Havens!"
"That's not cool, what am I supposed to do? Those people are expecting a wedding."
"I don't know you could fill in…"
"Absolutely not. No way, am I EVER doing that."
A Few Hours Later…
"I now pronounce you, man and wife!"
And that is how I became the Queen of Gondor.
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Alternate Ending 3 All the Better (The most requested)
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"So, we hook him up with some one else." I said simply
"That's not going to be easy."
"I'm up for a challenge, how about you?" I said cheerfully.
After everyone had voiced their opposition, we started working on it.
"I can't find anyone." Said Aragorn
"I say we give up." Said Merry "I'm hungry."
"So'm I." said Pippin, who had been sleeping, but woke up at the word 'hungry'.
"No, we can't give up! Faramir has to marry Eowyn." I said
"Maybe, we already no some one…" said Gandalf
"Who?"
Gandalf whispered something to Aragorn who whispered it to Merry, who whispered it to Pippin, who whispered it to Sam, who whispered it to Mr. Frodo, who whispered it to Gimli, who whispered it to Legolas, who whispered it back to Gandalf.
"What?" I asked "Who?"
Then they all turned to me with a smile on their face.
"Why are you smiling at me like that?" I asked nervously
Next thing I knew they had (again) given me to the maids, who apparently had gotten some tips from Eowyn on how girls from Rohan dress, and how they do their hair.
But of course, I took the hair out of it's braids, before too long.
But it didn't matter, because I was even angrier to find myself in a dress.
Though, I have to admit, the Rohan dresses were much better than the stupid court dresses I had to wear in Gondor. Those sucked.
But anyway, I walked out where the guys were waiting.
"Who are you?" asked Aragorn
I gave him my 'sour pickle' look.
"Where's the little tomboy that fell out of the sky?" he offered me his arm.
I snorted and walked around him.
"There, I'm dressed up, happy?"
"No, but Eomer will be."
My jaw dropped.
"Not. Cool. I am NOT going to. You will not make me! I will not consent!"
"Oh, hello Anna."
Where did I go wrong with those guys?
I had found myself shoved, by all of them, into Eomer.
"Hi Eomer." I said as calmly as I could as I stood up, from where Eomer caught me.
"What are you doing out?" he asked
"I don't know." I shot a glare at the moving and slightly giggling bushes.
"It's pretty out isn't it?"
"Mhm." I responded.
I slowly backed toward the bushes.
"Ow!" something poked into my ankle. Hard.
"What?" he asked
A rubbed my ankle. "Nothing just a little mouse!" I aimed a savage kick at the bushes, and smiled when I heard a thump of some one falling over.
I glanced back at Eomer, you know, he looked so sad, almost like Faramir, and he wasn't ugly.
"Do you want me to take you back to your room?" he asked
"No, I think I'll stay out here with you longer, if you don't mind."
I heard the bushes move, I guess they were leaving.
All the better.
A few weeks later I married Eomer.
How do things like this happen?
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Alternate Ending 4 What REALLY Happened at Amon Hen (This one's for you Trisher!)
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Boromir and I killed almost all the Uruk-hai, except for the ones that had taken Merry and Pippin and a few others.
"Well," said Boromir "Good job."
"You too."
"You know, I think that the Fellowships splitting up, maybe we should just leave before it gets too bad."
"I agree."
We ran away.
"HEY!" yelled Legolas "Where are THEY going?"
"I dont know, let's just tell everyone they died."
"Meh."
So Boromir and I ran off got married and lived in some remote location and were never found out.
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I DONT WANT TO END THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!