Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they've never seen before. Hitting it, they are taken to Rivendell...and it meets its worst nightmare as Fred and George duke it out with Elladan and Elrohir to be the most annoying twins in the city.
Disclaimer: Everything mentioned that is not mine is not mine. (Duh)

Inspirational Music for Chapter: Positive Station...Newsboys are on!

Chapter Dedication: I dedicate this chapter in the name of America! Tooooo: My Hawaiian friend, Aethirion!!! Giggles

Fred and George grinned to themselves while they checked their appearances in the ceiling-to-floor length mirrors inside their guest room, trying their best not to laugh out. They had gone through extreme measures to appear different than they usually did—from wearing a much more elvish-styled gown down to temporarily removing the brighter red tones in their hair to a more subtle brown.

"They're going to have absolutely…" George began before being cut off by his all too eager brother, bringing back their own habit of finishing off each other's sentences.

"…no idea who we are," Fred beamed, nodding enthusiastically. His now shaggy brown hair bounced across his forehead, a gleam in his eyes as he turned and tossed himself onto his bed. "We're going to get them so badly, and they won't even know it's us."

That, of course, was their whole plan. Because the others finding out it was them in the end would make it so much more priceless.

"Hey, bro, I think it's about six—the suns below that pole thingy again—we've got to go," George commented as he was turning towards his brother and spotting the glowing star about the horizon.

Looking up from where he laid down, Fred frowned before hopping up. "Alright, then, time to get started," he grinned, taking off towards the door with George just behind him.

Elladan and Elrohir muttered under their breaths as they stood beside their father Legolas himself next to Thranduil while all three of them stayed in place under strict orders not to leave until everything had been properly announced. The twins rather anxious while Legolas was more patient about the matter, they kept exchanging glances until their fathers had finished explaining why everyone was there and what an honor it was to be in their presence.

"Why do they even bother? They just say the same thing each and every time," Elrohir muttered darkly towards the other two the instant they had bolted from their fathers' hearing range, bouncing anxiously from toe to toe.

"I don't know, but the point is that we shouldn't have to bother listening to them the whole time and just stand there," Elladan responded, shaking his head.

Legolas snorted lightly before giving them both looks, shaking his head as well. "You're both wrong. The point is that we need to find out where those two are so we can make sure that they don't ruin anything."

"What are they going to ruin? You're little date with precious Brenwian?" Elrohir questioned innocently while Elladan snickered, the two both watching as the Prince of Mirkwood's face turned a brilliant shade of red nearly that of the Weasley's normal hair color.

"They could very well do something that can make our fathers believing it was us," Legolas responded, holding his head high while shaking his head. "Do you really think that she is all I ever think about?"

While pausing to pretend to be in thought, Elladan and Elrohir exchanged glances and shrugs before nodding vigorously. "Actually, yes," they responded in unison.

Rolling his eyes, blush turning into a flush of anger, Legolas shook his head. "You're lucky I don't feel like giving up on you two," he muttered before looking around. "Now if you'll excuse me, I must see if she's here."

"Yeah, I'll bet," Elladan snorted under his breath as they watched him start to walk off before the followed him immediately. "Sorry, you won't be getting rid of us that easily. We need to find Adyris and Alatari, and she'll be with them."

Obviously disgruntled at this fact, Legolas just gave a short nod before continuing his pace around this room before stopping short blocking the path of the other two.

"Oh come on, if you're going to take charge finish what you started," Elladan muttered before walking back towards where they had been before stopping where he was as well. "Elrohir, don't look."

"Don't look at what?" Elrohir asked, popping over to where his brother stood and peered over his shoulder, lacking any intentions to heed the instructions. What he saw, though, made his jaw drop to the floor.

Dancing with Alatari and Brenwian were two brown haired boys who had smiles on their faces while they talked to the girls. Adyris sat in a corner, obviously disliking her seated position as she looked at her sister who was only distinguished from her sister by Alatari's slightly blue lips.

"Who are they?" Legolas asked hoarsely, obviously upset that although he had asked Brenwian she was dancing with someone else.

"I don't know, but I'm going to find out," Elrohir responded, anger welling up inside him as he tried not to shout his response out loud. "Even so, I have a good idea. Who can do magic, is tall and red all over?" he questioned, glaring at the two boys suspiciously.

Now, it was more than war.


N/A: Chapter---DONE! But the results are going to be MUCH more of a shock than you think! Giggles I hope you enjoy!

Comments to Reviewers:

Spezlee: Lol, thanks once more for the support and agreement with the sequel! It really means a lot to me, because I've always been nervous about finishing a story because I feel like I'm slightly stupid with my writing. But, I guess if I do manage to finish this story, I will be very happy myself that I managed to do it! It's my new goal…finish a new story! And thanks to your feedback as well, it helps. Having more reviews, I guess, really actually DOES help, lol. But thanks again!

Niwren: Lol, I really hope this chapter shows atleast some of what is happening at the dance. I didn't actually want to write everything that happened in this one so I have inspiration for the next chapter and all. Thanks once more for the review, means a lot! I'm almost tempted to huggle you! (If you were smart, you'd walk away slowly, lol.)

The7bells: Hmm…I think what they do really is more of a way to get back at each other or atleast make them jealous. Hey, they're playing with hearts and girls! I think the most enjoyable part about all of this will be with the sequel with Fred and George's feelings for Angelina and Katie…it was harder for this story because I had to make up characters for Elladan, Elrohir, and Legolas. Well, glad you enjoyed my update and thanks for the review!

Alatira-Intelar: Lol, thanks for your interesting feedback…I'll see about Alatari and Fred, I'm formulating a plot in my head right now. Also, NO WAY! Not everyone who reads it doesn't like it! I love it, two other reviewers do, and then those people who claim they don't like it OBVIOUSLY spent their time reading the whole thing before dissing it. They probably really liked it, just wanted to keep up a reputation. Seriously, no one would write that much in a review, even if they do want to be a critic! Lol. Keep up with it, I love it!