Summary: HP/LOTR Crossover. Planning a prank, Fred and George knock into a tapestry that they've never seen before. Hitting it, they are taken to Rivendell...and it meets its worst nightmare as Fred and George duke it out with Elladan and Elrohir to be the most annoying twins in the city.
Disclaimer: Everything mentioned that is not mine is not mine. (Duh)

Inspirational Music for Chapter: Music from Pirates of the Caribbean

Chapter Dedication: Hmm…this time it's for TROY!!! (Has just watched Troy) Man…Hector, Achilles, AND Paris are all hot. If I faint, poke me so I can continue writing…For my loving reviewers!

As the three walked closer to their sworn enemies, anger shining in their eyes while they stepped forward, it was all Elrohir himself had inside him not to charge towards the one leading Alatari in a dance and choke him to death. Those two should have known that they shouldn't touch the girls—not out of anyone there.

When they were just behind them, Adyris spotted them and seemed to sigh in relief. Obviously she had been far from entertained by being left to sit alone before she stood up, walking over towards them. "Elladan! Elrohir, Legolas—it's nice to see you finally," she said, giving a grin before turning towards her other two friends who slowly seemed to realize they were there and stepped back from their partners.

The two boys had what seemed to be a feigned confused expression as they turned around before nodding their heads towards the two young Lords and prince. "It's a pleasure to see you here," they said simultaneously.

Reacting on impulse, both dark haired boys darted at the brown haired boys before knocking them to the floor, rolling around a bit in a small wrestling match.

Legolas paled even more than his usual shade as he noticed one problem the moment he saw their faces. They looked nowhere near identical—there was no way it was Fred and George.

As he opened his mouth to comment his thoughts while he debated their magic, he heart an announcement being made out behind him from two very familiar voices.

"Excuse me, babes and dudes," came a loud voice, echoing through the ballroom. The voices of idle conversations and the small match going on around their feet stopped immediately as all heads turned towards the main table where the Lords would sit during the feast. Elladan and Elrohir had frozen in mid turn, their fists clenched around the necks of the boys' shirts.

"Would you care to take it away, Mr. Gred?" the original speaker asked, turning to his identical copy at his right.

"Of course, Professor Forge," the other responded before clearing his throat. "Welcome to the House of Elrond, my distinguished colleagues. My friend and I have been thinking and we have thought it suitable to present you our own taste of our home as you yourselves have shown us out of hospitality these past weeks."

Exchanging looks, the three elven boys were all standing by each other in a flash, the twins sending quick apologies to the disgruntled boys while the three girls sent them curious looks.

"What is going on?" Brenwian asked before Elladan put a finger to his lips to silence her as their rivals began to speak once more.

"We have put together a performance for you all to witness, and we hope it is truly beneficial for you all," the one on the right who they suspected to be George began, clearing his voice once more. "But first off, we'll need a few lovely ladies for our assistance."

Taking out their wands, they gestured towards Alatari, Adyris, and Brenwian, which caused slight gasps to go out through the crowd when the girls were lifted up and brought to stand upon the tables as well before the three opponents could do anything about it.

The three girls felt their eyebrows raise, looking around them in a panic as if trying to comprehend what was happening. As they turned to Fred and George, however, they jumped in slight shock. Their appearance had changed drastically once more, back to their normal features.

"Well, now that you all know who we are—I assure you, it would have been harder for us to get up here if we hadn't—we'd like the lovely ladies to join in with us in a song."

Everyone around buzzed with their confusion as towards what was happening before they heard vocals shooting up, the girls' eyes wide as if they had no idea what they were singing.

'I'm good without you, I'm good I'm good," their voices belted out, no subtly as they strained to stop themselves from saying anything else.

Grinning a bit as the two girls slowly began with slight Jennifer Lopez dance moves, Fred groaned as an obviously upset Alatari flung her hand out as she made a cross step, slapping him soundly across the cheek.

After he had composed himself and George managed to stop laughing hysterically at him, they started a rap of their own making, sounding suspiciously once more like the Hogwarts School Song.

The three boys' eyes widened, obviously upset with what was happening. Not only were the twins making a fool of their girls—they were MESSING with their girls!

Leaping onto the table, the three knocked the two to the floor, landing onto the floor with a thud as they held them down.

And before they struck, Fred felt his eyes widen with a familiar look at the carpet. He had seen it somewhere before.

Closing his eyes when they made impact, Fred opened his eyes again after words and looked around him, jaw askew as he looked around, confused just as much as the others around him who struggled to untangle from each other.

"Where are we?" came a rather panicked voice, belonging to the blonde elven prince.

Looking around, it took a while to register before Fred and George realized everything that was there. It was all too familiar, and looking around where he was he came to the conclusion.

"Guys—we're back at Hogwarts!" George said, a smile on his face before frowning and turning back to them all, groaning. "And they're with us!"

THE END

A/N: Well, there is Twins of Terror…I'll start on the sequel as soon as I can. But I was also thinking, if you guys wanted I could do another post or something that involves the girls if you want. I was thinking about something happening a long time ago where the girls end up using the guys against each other, but I couldn't work it out then. If you have any suggestions, MAYBE I would do a trilogy if enough people were interested…let me know what you think! I liked writing this story, even though it began to suck in the end…but I became desperate with ways to end in because I couldn't figure it out, and this seemed like the perfect opportunity. Also, I may do a revised edition where I add more, since I have more to work off of and more time. Let me know what you think! R/R!

Comments to Reviewers:

Spezlee: Well…not really. Depends. For Elrond, yes. They did go too far. As for the others, nope! I had originally planned it to be them, but after thoughts, I don't really think those two could keep up with something like that when they like those other two back at Hogwarts. And it added a slight surprise, possibly. It's getting complicating trying to think up plots lately, lol. I think this story is almost done, though, unless someone gets a really good idea. Otherwise I'm gonna go straight to the sequel, I guess. But either way, I want to thank you so much for your positive reviews all through this story!

The7bells: Lol, yeah, except they sort of—well—didn't, yet did in an odd way. Of course Elladan and Elrohir are pissed—it's their girls! Lol, I'm crazy. I hope you liked this story, and if you have any suggestions for the upcoming sequel (Which I'm hoping will be longer—at Hogwarts I know more possibilities and love Harry Potter more) just let me know! I'm all ears! Thanks for the reviews!