Lightning-Dono: Need I say anything?

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Professor Trelawney

Reply to Ron Weasley's essay

Ron, you poor, poor soul. How do you expect to pass my class in which knowledge of The Signs rule over all while you betroth yourself to a dedicated little book-girl who can't even See into the crystal ball? I beg you to stop fooling with The Signs – The Grim is of no joke and as much as your uncle wished to die after seeing one, it was The Grim's work. He did not kill himself.

I am surprised that you have proceeded to give a frivolous example such as The Grim, all-mighty and Angel of Death to wizards, to be Harry Potters godfather. While the boy sports extraordinary ability to draw attention to himself, I am very sure that The Grim himself will not fall for such arrogant charm. You speak as though he is but a friend, The Grim, even though he should be feared. Do not take him as a joke for he is realer than a house elves' brain, for house elves don't have a discernable energy pattern emitting from their brains.

As your Divination teacher, I would like to inform you that whatever you may do, The Grim is a very real figure.

Now that you have read this note attached to your returned assignment, I suggest you rethink your foolish idea that The Grim is someone's godfather. The Prince of Death has yet to arrive.