Lightning-Dono: I know, the chapters are awfully short and easy to read, but this was just a fun piece I did. It's not even funny, but how funny can one be when you have a cold, no?
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Granger, Hermione--A note attached to Harry Potter's paper
Professor, I did not by any means attempt to hurt you emotionally. It was all a part of Harry's imagination that I had cast such a loathing look when your name came up – sometimes being a teenager is hard. Your imagination can run rampant and you'll never catch up with it.
Anyway, since I no longer attend your monotonous classes, I would like to give you a few pointers after reading your note to Ron's paper.
The Grim is not a real figure. It's only an example of something that is used to scare old men into not wanting to walk across the street on their own and make grandmothers not want to sit on their porches any longer. It's as real as the muggle superstition that seeing a black cat dart infront of your face after dark is bad luck. Seriously, the people who witness The Grim's many outings have just been frazzled enough to go and think, "Oh, no, now that I've seen The Grim, I may as well croak!"
Please professor, practicing belief of The Grim is overly dramatizing the truth – there is no black dog that makes you die when you see it. Religious practices branching from the Salem Witch trials grew with these traditional thoughts and now some are catching on to the practice.
The Grim isn't real and any actual proof of it's existence are in pictures of shaggy black dogs. I assure you that The Grim is actually a person in an Animagus form. Don't let anything fool you.