A few hours later and Kyo had been released by the death grip and was now sitting comfortably on Kagura's lap (don't ask me how it happened, it just did).
"So do you have a boyfriend?" Tohru asked trying to make polite conversation while everyone was still in the house.
"Well sort of," Momiji glanced into the corner where Ritsu, Haru, and Shigure sat, "Bu-"
"How can you be "sort of" together with someone?" Kyo asked incredulously.
Yuki sniggered, "The same way you are with Kagura, look at her, she doesn't even know you hate her."
"You hate me?" Kagura asked reverting to her childlike passive state, two seconds later however she was screaming, "YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD!!"
Thinking quickly Kyo got up and slipped behind Kagura so that she was now sitting on his lap, this seemed to neutralize her.
"You were saying Momiji?" Hatori said in his trademark monotone.
"Oh well yeah, see, it's… well it's… it's Ritsu."
Everyone turned around to look at Ritsu and immediately he jumped up, "I APOLOGIZE FOR NOT TELLING YOU ALL SOONER!! I APOLOGIZE FOR CORRUPTING THIS YOUNG BOYS MIND!! I APOLOGIZE FOR DESTROYING THE FACE OF THE EARTH MORE THAN I ALREADY HAVE!! I APOLOGIZE FOR BEING SO SELFISH AS TO SEEK AFFECTION IN THIS YO-"
Everyone, including Tohru, jumped on him at once to use the "magic touch" simultaneously creating a zoo in Shigure's house. Tohru pushed herself up into a sitting position and looked at all of the animals in horror.
"OH IT'S AN ORGY SHIGURE!!" Ayame giggled, from somewhere among the pile of animals.
"Quiet you two, now could someone kindly put me in the bath tub?" Hatori asked from the very bottom of the pile somewhere under Hatsuharu.
"I'll do it," Ritsu sobbed picking up Hatori and quickly bounding out of the room, "This is my fault anyway."
A/N: short I know but I'm much too tired to continue this so yeah.