Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon, and neither Ranma ½.

Author's notes: Well, I do appreciate Ranma/ Sailor Moon crossovers, but I had to make this parody! :-)

The NWC meets the Sailor Senshi

Tsukino Usagi was not happy. Well, normally she would be what people calls a very happy girl, but being tossed away trough three walls by an evil Youma is something that tends to drop your mood. Worse yet, is to see your dear friends and comrades suffer the same predicament. And that's not all. Your attacks being totally useless are also a heartbreaking sight.

"WHAAAAAAAAAA!!!" Wailed the ditzy blond with her legs sprawled in the ground.

"Shut up Sailor Moon! Stand up and fight." Hissed Hino Rei, as she herself rose from within an ice cream shop, which was completely leveled with her crash landing. "Ok monster, time to a little pay back. MARS FLAME SNIPER!"

As the powerful fire attack headed towards the intended target, Sailor Mars allowed herself to smile, and that smile widened when the Youma caught on fire. However, a smile was not meant to be, and soon it was replaced with shock as the Youma walked away from the blazing torch unscratched (and also, not burned).

Similar things occurred with the other Sailor senshi: being tossed away, retaliating and doing nothing worthy. Not necessary in that same order. Anyway, our favorite squad of sailor-suited defenders of love and justice were slowly, but undoubtedly, being defeated by that Youma wave. As a last resort, the valiant girls sought breathing room inside Sailor Saturn's silence wall.

"This can't go on. It things go like this, we're dust!" Commented Sailor Jupiter. She liked to fight, but this was ridiculous. "Can't you find any weakness in them?" Asked her eyeing Sailor Mercury.

Fumbling with her stupidly advanced Mercury computer, the genius that went by the name of Mizuno Ami, who was frustrated due to her lack of results, snapped at her friend. "I'm doing all that I can! But can't you see that I'm not a weak spot finder?"

Sailor Moon was panicking, looking at her friends, she could see that two of her most powerful allies, Sailor Uranus and Neptune, were already down. Even Setsuna was hurt and the inner senshi were fairing no better. Looking at the energy barrier that protected her group, the blonde gasped as cracks had begun to form. "This wall won't last much longer. Please Kami-Sama, don't let us die..."

Her preys were heard, and salvation came in an unusual yell of "MOUKO TAKABISHA!"

KABOOM!!!

A sphere of blue energy came out of nowhere and struck about six Youmas, and after the explosion, they were no more. Soon, a large set of sharp metal weapons attached to chains came into view, piercing several other Youmas, which quickly crumbled into dust. Also, several small spatulas were seeing sailing trough the air and then, killing other Youmas. As well as some swirling yellow disks (?).

"Ayia! Ugly monster, Shampoo kill!" A Lavender haired Chinese girl jumped into the Youma wave and started to swing a pair of something similar to maces, and following suit, several other persons came and started to trash all the Youmas.

Soon, all the Youmas were dead and in their place stood a strange party of seven young persons. One of them, a very handsome boy whose black hair was braided in a pigtail, was holding a mirror, which had a lot of cracks, waiving the mirror as if to show it to his companions, the boy gave a very cocky smile and said. "See? The Naban mirror just needed some instant super glue."

"Yeah. This time I have to admit it femboy, this idea was good." Said a tall, cloaked boy whose hair was appearing, and it was blue.

"Can it Taro!" Replied the mirror-wielding boy. Then, looking at the sailor senshi, the boy said. "Hey girls, are you okay?"

The reaction within the Sailor Senshi was very variety. Three of them, Minako, Makoto and Hotaru blushed as they saw the smile of the boy. Michiru and Haruka, both awoken just right now, looked perplexed at the other group. Amy and Setsuna looked impassive at him, their surprise very well hidden, but still there. Only Rei was fuming. Usagi rose from the ground and smiled. "Why, thank you! As you might know, we are the sailor-suited defenders of love and justice, the Sailor Senshi. Thanks for giving us a hand with those monsters."

"Yeah, right. I'm Saotome Ranma, sorry 'bout this. Anyway, never heard of you. And I believe that weaklings like you shouldn't try to fight those creatures. Leave the fight for the martial artists, girls should be at the kitchen!" Replied the boy. Immediately, the lavender haired girl in his party started to argue with him, but the most interesting, was the bishounen boy, dressed as a cook also arguing with him. Suddenly, a longhaired boy with glasses and another one, with a yellow bandana threw water at him, transforming the chauvinist boy into a cute red haired girl. "So Ranma, why aren't you in the kitchen too?" Asked them in unison.

From there on, the newly redhead girl started to yell and soon the three of them were fighting.

Looking at the sailor senshi, the boy dressed as a cook, sweat drop and smiled apologetically. "Ano... sorry, but that jackass of Ran-chan tends to be a little chauvinist. Anyway, I am Knouji Ukyo, please to meet you."

Although angry at the redhead, the sailor senshi were confused. "How come you haven't heard of us?" Asked Sailor Mercury.

"Ayia, we no from this world. See mirror in airen's hand? Naban mirror. It can transport us to other worlds. We here because of it!" Offered the lavender haired girl, whose chest size made Haruka droll.

"A teleporting mirror... interesting... I shall watch the time gates." Said Sailor Pluto as she vanished trough the air.

"Hey, that was neat! Do you think she would teach me how to do that?"

"RAMNA!!" Yelled in surprise Ukyo and Shampoo eyeing the girl besides them. "You jerk! I almost had a heart attack! When did you get there? Wait, weren't you fighting with Ryoga and Mousse?"

"Well, I was, but those morons fell with me into that fountain." Said her pointing backwards with her thumb. Behind her could be seeing the park's fountain, a duck wearing glasses and a black piglet with a yellow piece of cloth around it's neck. "Bah, anyway, those monsters were so weak that even the tomboy could have came along..."

That was it. Sailor Mars couldn't take anymore. First this strange person came from out of nowhere and took away their monsters, them she called the Sailor Senshi weaklings and made chauvinistic comments, not to say that she was also a girl, and now she called her group weakling again? "LISTEN HERE YOU PIG! Who gave you the right to come here and make a fool of us?"

"Hun? You're wrong miss. The pig is bacon breath back there. I'm Ranma. And what are you so angry about? No one of us peeked under your skirt, even if it is so sluttish." Saotome: zero, his foot in mouth: four.

Every senshi was deeply offended with that comment, but obviously, Sailor Mars was the angriest. "MARS FLAME SNIPER!"

Seeing the flame attack coming into her way, Ramna made something intelligent. Instead of simply dodging, she also produced a bucket full of water and put into the flame path thus, heating the water.

Looking at the strange girl, Sailor Mars was too confused wit her actions to do anything and thus, just watched as she poured some water from the bucket over herself, turning back into that hunky black haired boy. Them, he went into the animals and poured some water over them, changing they back at toe boys that were accompanying him.

"EEEEP!!!" Yelled all the sailor Senshi as they watched the pair of boys and realized that they were naked. Both jumped behind a bush and Ryoga angrily said. "This is all your fault Ramna! Give me back my clothes!"

Sighing, the boy wearing Chinese clothes grabbed the clothes scattered in the ground and tossed at the other boys behind the bush. "Here you go."

Blinking in confusion, Hotaru asked. "What was all that about?"

The other entire party replied in unison. "It was a curse, please ask no more."

"Well Ramna, after all, it was just a waste of time to come here, those monsters were not that great." Said the longhaired boy, getting out of the bush.

"Well, I guess you're right Mousse. Anyone against going back home?" Asked the pigtailed boy. As no one made any objection he edged the mirror near Sailor Moon, who was still crying for seeing two naked boys. "I wish we could go home..."

And then, the Nerima Wrecking Crew went back to their rightful place.

Again, Hotaru asked. "What WAS that?"

Shrugging her shoulders, Haruka said. "Never mind Hotaru dear, the important is that they helped us against all those Youmas. Anyway, I wouldn't think too much about them..."

After agreeing with Sailor Uranus, all the Sailor Senshi went on their own way.

AVAVAVAVAV

Later, at the gates of time...

Setsuna was calmly watching the time gates, about some random topic. The incident two weeks ago almost forgotten. Suddenly, an angry cry came out of nowhere.

"WHERE THE HELL AM I NOW? SAOTOME RANMA, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!"

Recovering from her near heart attack, Sailor Pluto addressed the boy behind her. "Haven't you gone away with your friends?"

Smiling sheepishly, Ryoga scratched the back of his head. "Err... I kind of got lost..."