Muggle Relations
Summary: Dumbledore has planned an excursion for the seventh years to improve Muggle/Wizard Relations. Results: Multiple Pairings
Warning: this is the result of three hours filled with pizza, coke, Orange Bacardi Breezers (sadly all that was available) and one computer.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: you'd think we own them by the way we *use* them, but alas we do not (much tears are shed), buuut, it doesn't stop us from having fun! (rubs hands together, cackling evilly).
FAITHFULL REVIEWERS!!!!! Thankyou all so VERY much!!!
Jeannie81: Thankyou and do not worry, we have Snape all planned out. Cailin Malafe: Hehehe, disgusting the thought is, we are going to be writing Snape's little escapade(s)! Princess Bratty: Believe us, so did we. And I must say that 3.30 in the morning is a fantastic time of the day!!! A favourite to both of us!!! Hope u like the next instalment. Justxme: Worry not!! More is written! Makotochi: I was deeply disturbed to find that you were not a fan of slash, (that's what we took it to mean, anyway.) And please take our word that Bicardi's were the only thing available to us at the time. Personally Cruisers are muchly preferred. Although Evil Story Penguins doesn't mind Baileys or Scotch. Starz n Moonz however believe that Cruisers are a separate food group, and is not to be denied at all costs. Gaby: Done and done. Hope you like this one! Neevs: not to worry. We will comply, however it may not be for a little while. That pairing isn't till near the end. Craw/Brad: again we were deeply disturbed to find that you at first thought this may not be slash. WE APOLOGISE PROFUSELY FOR GIVING YOU THIS IMPRESSION. We are relieved to find that you continued to read this humble little fic of ours. Ranma Hiqurashi: Glad you like. Here's more.
And NOW. ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Chapter 3 - Hotel 69
WARNING: SLASHY GOODNESS FOUND HERE! Don't like it, don't read it! YOU HAVE
BEEN WARNED!!!!!
Everyone collected their baggage from the bus and received their key to their respective rooms.
Much to Harry's dismay, Draco had completely disappeared!
Where did he get too? He took his room key and took to the elevator. Okay, level 10, hmmm, top floor! Hope I get a good view from the window! Room 1032. What the?
"Ahhhh!!! Harry, what are you doing?"
"Uhhh, this is my room. Says it here on the key. Look, Harry Potter, Room 1032."
"But that can't be right! My room's 1032! It's got my name on the key!"
"Hmm, oh well, have to share then! Oh and Dray, I'm NOT sleeping on the floor!"
Draco registered that there was only one King Size bed, and Harry had already claimed the middle, spread eagled.
"Oh I don't think so Potter! Move over!" Draco launched himself onto the bed, but Harry was a little bit TOO slow to move out of the way (Authors piss themselves laughing. "Bullshit Harry!" Harry turned crimson, as always!).
Draco ended up lying half on top of Harry, who wasn't exactly complaining.
"So Potter. What's first on the agenda?"
"Kiss me!"
"Done!" Draco leaned in and locked his lips with Harry's as they began to kiss slowly. Harry licked Draco's bottom lip, asking entrance. Permission granted! They engaged in a Battle Of The Tongues, each trying to win dominance over the other.
Hands weren't stationary either. As Draco quickly pulled Harry's shirt out and started running his perfectly skilled hands over Harry's torso. He suddenly felt cold as he realised that Harry had removed his shirt all together.
How the hell did he do that? Draco was suddenly pulled a little closer to Harry as Harry flipped him over and straddled him.
"Someone's done this before!" Draco exclaimed.
"And what, you haven't?" Harry had started sucking on Draco's neck. Draco, getting all flustered, wasn't about to be taken as a submissive lay. He summoned up all of his energy and grabbed Harry by the shoulders and flipped him onto his back.
"I wouldn't say that Harry!" Draco slowly and teasingly undid the buttons on Harry's shirt, taking time to taste every inch of the newly exposed skin.
Draco gasped as he was suddenly grasped by his arse, Harry's hands inside his pants. When Draco had fully removed Harry's shirt, exposing his exquisitely tanned skin, Draco found his nipple ring.
"Interesting!" Draco commented as started playing with it between his fingers.
"Drunk. . . Dare. . ." Harry panted as Draco swiped his tongue over it.
Draco gasped again as he suddenly felt Harry buck his hips and ground his rock hard erection into Draco's. Moaning now, Draco and Harry couldn't wait any longer and practically ripped off the rest of their clothes.
Draco teased Harry's inner thigh, heading towards his arse. Harry, not stupid, just flipped Draco back on his own back.
"Nuh Uh! Me first!" Harry kissed Draco passionately and before Draco could argue about his position, Harry was already preparing Draco, all Draco could do was moan in pleasure.
Oh Fuck it!
Draco gave in as Harry added a couple of fingers and found his prostate gland, making him scream in astonishment. And they call me the Sex God!
Harry removed his fingers from Draco and reached for his wand, earned a Malfoy Glare, but that changed when he muttered a lubrication spell and slipped inside of Draco.
They both moaned in unison as Harry set up a pace. They began slowly and sweetly, letting Draco get used to him moving inside his tight arse. However, as Draco got used to Harry's size, not diss-similar to his own, he took command and thrust himself up to meet Harry.
Fine with me Drake!
Harry immediately got faster and harder, Draco writhing underneath him. Harry reached forward and began to pump Draco in time to his thrusts. Before long, Harry saw stars in front of his eyes as he peaked, screaming Draco's name as he spilled inside of him. Once he felt Harry's seed fill him, Draco followed Harry, coming all over his hand and stomach.
Harry, still in Draco, fell on top of him, panting harder than after any Quidditch Match. He looked at Draco and moved up to kiss him. As he kissed him, he removed himself from Draco.
The kiss got more and more passionate, and Draco took the opportunity to get back on top.
"My turn!" he growled.
Harry nodded and mumbled incoherently, instantly hard again as he thought about Draco filling him deeply.
Well, it was certainly unexpected when he felt Draco's tongue swipe the pre- come off the tip of his dick. Harry shuddered immensely as Draco slid his tongue along the underside of his shaft. Draco fully took Harry into his mouth and sucked him hard.
Harry didn't take long and shot his load into the back of Draco's throat, crying out in ecstasy. Draco swallowed all that Harry could give him.
"Shit Dray! Where'd you learn to do that?!"
"Places."
Draco slid two of his fingers inside Harry's mouth and Harry sucked on them. Draco removed his fingers and deftly slid them in Harry.
Harry let a low, deep moan erupt from his chest as Dray stretched him and kept hitting his prostate.
"Draco. . . inside me. . . now!" Harry begged.
Draco couldn't ignore his own throbbing erection, mumbled the same lubrication spell and quickly entered Harry.
They set a similar rhythm to before, and Draco wrapped his hand around Harry's once again erect cock and pumped in time to his thrusts. They screamed louder and louder as their movements became more and more intense.
They cried out their orgasms as they came simultaneously.
"Oh, God Harry!" moaned Draco as he slipped out of him and collapsed on the bed next to him.
"That was good! Dray, that was really good!"
"Oh yeah!"
They pulled each other in for a slow and sweet kiss before drifting off to sleep in each other's arms.
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We would like to start a new tradition with this chapter now being posted.
REVIEW PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(okay so its an old tradition from a lot of other fics, but we forgot last round.)
We humbly request that we please receive no fewer than TEN REVIEWS PEOPLE OR NO CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Thankyou!
Two Deranged Penguins.
Summary: Dumbledore has planned an excursion for the seventh years to improve Muggle/Wizard Relations. Results: Multiple Pairings
Warning: this is the result of three hours filled with pizza, coke, Orange Bacardi Breezers (sadly all that was available) and one computer.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: you'd think we own them by the way we *use* them, but alas we do not (much tears are shed), buuut, it doesn't stop us from having fun! (rubs hands together, cackling evilly).
FAITHFULL REVIEWERS!!!!! Thankyou all so VERY much!!!
Jeannie81: Thankyou and do not worry, we have Snape all planned out. Cailin Malafe: Hehehe, disgusting the thought is, we are going to be writing Snape's little escapade(s)! Princess Bratty: Believe us, so did we. And I must say that 3.30 in the morning is a fantastic time of the day!!! A favourite to both of us!!! Hope u like the next instalment. Justxme: Worry not!! More is written! Makotochi: I was deeply disturbed to find that you were not a fan of slash, (that's what we took it to mean, anyway.) And please take our word that Bicardi's were the only thing available to us at the time. Personally Cruisers are muchly preferred. Although Evil Story Penguins doesn't mind Baileys or Scotch. Starz n Moonz however believe that Cruisers are a separate food group, and is not to be denied at all costs. Gaby: Done and done. Hope you like this one! Neevs: not to worry. We will comply, however it may not be for a little while. That pairing isn't till near the end. Craw/Brad: again we were deeply disturbed to find that you at first thought this may not be slash. WE APOLOGISE PROFUSELY FOR GIVING YOU THIS IMPRESSION. We are relieved to find that you continued to read this humble little fic of ours. Ranma Hiqurashi: Glad you like. Here's more.
And NOW. ON WITH THE STORY!!!
Chapter 3 - Hotel 69
WARNING: SLASHY GOODNESS FOUND HERE! Don't like it, don't read it! YOU HAVE
BEEN WARNED!!!!!
Everyone collected their baggage from the bus and received their key to their respective rooms.
Much to Harry's dismay, Draco had completely disappeared!
Where did he get too? He took his room key and took to the elevator. Okay, level 10, hmmm, top floor! Hope I get a good view from the window! Room 1032. What the?
"Ahhhh!!! Harry, what are you doing?"
"Uhhh, this is my room. Says it here on the key. Look, Harry Potter, Room 1032."
"But that can't be right! My room's 1032! It's got my name on the key!"
"Hmm, oh well, have to share then! Oh and Dray, I'm NOT sleeping on the floor!"
Draco registered that there was only one King Size bed, and Harry had already claimed the middle, spread eagled.
"Oh I don't think so Potter! Move over!" Draco launched himself onto the bed, but Harry was a little bit TOO slow to move out of the way (Authors piss themselves laughing. "Bullshit Harry!" Harry turned crimson, as always!).
Draco ended up lying half on top of Harry, who wasn't exactly complaining.
"So Potter. What's first on the agenda?"
"Kiss me!"
"Done!" Draco leaned in and locked his lips with Harry's as they began to kiss slowly. Harry licked Draco's bottom lip, asking entrance. Permission granted! They engaged in a Battle Of The Tongues, each trying to win dominance over the other.
Hands weren't stationary either. As Draco quickly pulled Harry's shirt out and started running his perfectly skilled hands over Harry's torso. He suddenly felt cold as he realised that Harry had removed his shirt all together.
How the hell did he do that? Draco was suddenly pulled a little closer to Harry as Harry flipped him over and straddled him.
"Someone's done this before!" Draco exclaimed.
"And what, you haven't?" Harry had started sucking on Draco's neck. Draco, getting all flustered, wasn't about to be taken as a submissive lay. He summoned up all of his energy and grabbed Harry by the shoulders and flipped him onto his back.
"I wouldn't say that Harry!" Draco slowly and teasingly undid the buttons on Harry's shirt, taking time to taste every inch of the newly exposed skin.
Draco gasped as he was suddenly grasped by his arse, Harry's hands inside his pants. When Draco had fully removed Harry's shirt, exposing his exquisitely tanned skin, Draco found his nipple ring.
"Interesting!" Draco commented as started playing with it between his fingers.
"Drunk. . . Dare. . ." Harry panted as Draco swiped his tongue over it.
Draco gasped again as he suddenly felt Harry buck his hips and ground his rock hard erection into Draco's. Moaning now, Draco and Harry couldn't wait any longer and practically ripped off the rest of their clothes.
Draco teased Harry's inner thigh, heading towards his arse. Harry, not stupid, just flipped Draco back on his own back.
"Nuh Uh! Me first!" Harry kissed Draco passionately and before Draco could argue about his position, Harry was already preparing Draco, all Draco could do was moan in pleasure.
Oh Fuck it!
Draco gave in as Harry added a couple of fingers and found his prostate gland, making him scream in astonishment. And they call me the Sex God!
Harry removed his fingers from Draco and reached for his wand, earned a Malfoy Glare, but that changed when he muttered a lubrication spell and slipped inside of Draco.
They both moaned in unison as Harry set up a pace. They began slowly and sweetly, letting Draco get used to him moving inside his tight arse. However, as Draco got used to Harry's size, not diss-similar to his own, he took command and thrust himself up to meet Harry.
Fine with me Drake!
Harry immediately got faster and harder, Draco writhing underneath him. Harry reached forward and began to pump Draco in time to his thrusts. Before long, Harry saw stars in front of his eyes as he peaked, screaming Draco's name as he spilled inside of him. Once he felt Harry's seed fill him, Draco followed Harry, coming all over his hand and stomach.
Harry, still in Draco, fell on top of him, panting harder than after any Quidditch Match. He looked at Draco and moved up to kiss him. As he kissed him, he removed himself from Draco.
The kiss got more and more passionate, and Draco took the opportunity to get back on top.
"My turn!" he growled.
Harry nodded and mumbled incoherently, instantly hard again as he thought about Draco filling him deeply.
Well, it was certainly unexpected when he felt Draco's tongue swipe the pre- come off the tip of his dick. Harry shuddered immensely as Draco slid his tongue along the underside of his shaft. Draco fully took Harry into his mouth and sucked him hard.
Harry didn't take long and shot his load into the back of Draco's throat, crying out in ecstasy. Draco swallowed all that Harry could give him.
"Shit Dray! Where'd you learn to do that?!"
"Places."
Draco slid two of his fingers inside Harry's mouth and Harry sucked on them. Draco removed his fingers and deftly slid them in Harry.
Harry let a low, deep moan erupt from his chest as Dray stretched him and kept hitting his prostate.
"Draco. . . inside me. . . now!" Harry begged.
Draco couldn't ignore his own throbbing erection, mumbled the same lubrication spell and quickly entered Harry.
They set a similar rhythm to before, and Draco wrapped his hand around Harry's once again erect cock and pumped in time to his thrusts. They screamed louder and louder as their movements became more and more intense.
They cried out their orgasms as they came simultaneously.
"Oh, God Harry!" moaned Draco as he slipped out of him and collapsed on the bed next to him.
"That was good! Dray, that was really good!"
"Oh yeah!"
They pulled each other in for a slow and sweet kiss before drifting off to sleep in each other's arms.
****************
We would like to start a new tradition with this chapter now being posted.
REVIEW PEOPLE!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(okay so its an old tradition from a lot of other fics, but we forgot last round.)
We humbly request that we please receive no fewer than TEN REVIEWS PEOPLE OR NO CHAPTER!!!!!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Thankyou!
Two Deranged Penguins.