Muggle Relations
Summary: Dumbledore has planned an excursion for the seventh years to improve Muggle/Wizard Relations. Results: Multiple Pairings
Warning: this is the result of three hours filled with pizza, coke, Orange Bacardi Breezers (sadly all that was available) and one computer.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: you'd think we own them by the way we *use* them, but alas we do not (much tears are shed), buuut, it doesn't stop us from having fun! (rubs hands together, cackling evilly).
THE REVIEWS!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Story Penguins and I are THOUROUGHLY OVERJOYED that you all met your quota! We were so happy that we shed many tears of pride! Our egos are now officially record-breakingly HUGE!!!!!! Thanx to all of you that Reviewed, you've been a great inspiration to us both and our friends in the White Coats are loving you all too, because they've been able to prescribe some stronger lil white pills, but I do have to say, that black one that they gave me was veeeeeeeeerrrryyyyyy yummy! I saw lots of everything! Stars with pink and purple polka dots were my favourite!
Anyways, enough blabbering on about my cool and exciting habits, you are all waiting for...........................
THE ANSWERS!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kretchkny: Your obligation will now be required to review this chapter. However, you will see in the future that such activities have already been recorded! M M M MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
cutiepie 73: Thankyou kindly! We were rather impressed that we wrote such good slash there, but with our experience and talent, I guess it just comes naturally! ;-) And we do appreciate multiple reviews, even if you have to sign anonymous! - It's a gooooooooood trick!!! Eh eh!! idril.tinuviel: Thankyou, our Brilliance is loving you right now! Craw/Brad: Why spankyou, Brad, spankyou very much. zen kitten: THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU! Oh, we Oh, we love you, and you can review ANY TIME you want!!!!!
Snake-boi: MUCH, MUCH more is to come (Innuendo also intended!) Shania Maxwell: We are going! More is on its way! Thea-Dominique: *Blushes DEEPLY and grins sweetly* Thankwoo! SilverDreams04: We LOVE smut too! All six of us! We have worked it out, we've both got three personalities each, and they just keep on coming! It's like, WOW, we've got sooooooooo many friends, but we mainly see them at Pill Time! You keep rockin too babe! Thou hath asked for more, and thou shall receive that. Ranma Hiqurashi: Soon enough for ya? justxme: We have written more for you, but you are very lucky that our friends in the White Coats have given Evil Story Penguins her sedatives, coz otherwise, you'd have had your head smacked against a brick wall! And she'd be saying, "It says (smash) SLASH (smash) in the (smash) warnings! (smash) It also (smash) says that IF (smash) you DON'T (smash) LIKE IT, (smash) DON'T (smash) read it (smash smash)!!" I do have to say that you were warned, and you read it at your own discretion. And there will be more of such context, so please, if you don't like it, skip it! Fallen Angel: And more you shall have! Harry Pothead1: Yes, we do aim to cause all kinds of interesting bodily functions to occur, lots of FUN!!!!! We have updated and want to hear of your next lot of interesting bodily functions! Eh eh!
ON WITH THE CHAPTER, I SAY!!!
THEN OFF YOU ALL GO!!!
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU ALL WAITING FOR???
STOP READING THESE ABSOLUTELY INCONVENIENTLY IRRITATING COMMENTS AND READ THE CHAPTER!!!
SERIOUSLY! SCRAM AND READ!!!
WE LOVE TO BE EVIL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Chapter 4 - Day One!
SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAY AGAIN, SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't like it, don't read it, skip that part!!!! Simple! If you don't like it and you do read it, then it is your own fault! So there!!
***************SLASH BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****************
Harry awoke in Draco's embrace, the blond still fast asleep. He began planting butterfly kisses all over Draco's face.
"Mmm, morning love!" murmured Draco.
"Morning Mr Malfoy." Harry smiled as he continued down Draco's chest.
Draco moaned. "Aren't we frisky this morning?"
"With you, always!"
"Okay, I can live with that, but. . . Baby, I want a shower!"
Harry grinned mischievously, "I can accommodate that!" and he scooped Draco up in his arms and carried him into the en suite bathroom.
Harry turned the taps on, once he had let Draco stand of course, and they stepped in to the shower. They slowly began to wash the other's skin. Harry moved up Draco's back and towards his hair.
"NOT THE HAIR! Harry, yes I love you touching me, but only I wash my hair! Okay?"
"Whatever you say love." Harry mumbled into his shoulder. "Wanna do mine for me?"
Draco looked like he had just won the lottery. Taking one of the complimentary shampoos he filled his hand and drew Harry in for another kiss, rubbing his hands through Harry's hair. Harry moaned as he left his hands to rest on the other boy's hips, often gripping at particularly tense moments, while Draco slowly massaged his head, moaning into his mouth.
Always the frisky Gryffindor, Harry yanked his mind away from the pure bliss he was experiencing at the hands of one Draco Malfoy, and decided to let him know the act was appreciated as he backed the blonde man into one of the walls and started to grind into him. The cold tiles coupled with the steamy hot water and the even hotter Boy Who Lived set Draco moaning into the kiss; Harry grinned.
Things got even steamier as Harry acted like a man with a purpose and reduced Draco to a quietly moaning mess, as he now clung on to Harry for dear life when his legs gave up on him, meaning all the support he had was Harry's hold on him against the wall. Soon shouting was joined in the shower, except muffled. The two students took no notice as they continued their activities.
With a low growl, Harry erupted between their stomachs, following soon after was the equally low moan as Draco bit down on Harry's shoulder, also releasing between them. Panting heavily, they stood under the shower as the stars slowly faded away.
*****************END SLASH!!!!!!**********************
Another loud shout was given out, accompanied by a scream, though what was called was not discernable. Harry picked his head up from Draco's shoulder and looked curiously about.
"Hero. We're in Ibiza." Draco muffled into Harry's shoulder, lapping at the recent bite mark that marred Harry's perfect bronze torso. "We're not the only ones getting any."
"Forgot where I was for a minute." Harry explained, giving half a laugh.
"Well. Come on wonder boy. We'd better go down stairs before people start wondering."
"Do we have to?" Harry whined.
"Do you want people to find us?"
"Could be interesting. And then I won't have to tell people. They'll already know."
"Pansy."
"Eeep. Ron and Hermione." Harry shuddered.
"Ooohhh. They'd shred you alive."
"True. That they would."
They slowly dragged themselves out of the warmth of the shower and dried each other off, then reluctantly clothed themselves ready for the world of Ibiza.
Draco dressed in a very tight fitting pair of jeans with a white silky shirt with only two buttons done up. After drying his hair, he heeded Harry's wishes and left the gel in his bags, allowing his hair to flow freely down to his shoulders, framing his face.
As for Harry's hair, well, it never changes.
(AN: Be WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!! And VERY afraid. We've moved onto Cruisers)
When Harry stepped out in his own outfit, Draco cringed. "No Fucking way in hell. Tell me. Did Hermione buy that for you?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"No. No no no no no." He literally dragged Harry by the 'shirt' (more like an abominable atrocity to the world of fashion) and proceeded to rip said 'shirt' from Harry's person, and continued to shred It and disposed of it in the bin.
"Well, what am I going to wear?"
"You could go like that if you want. . ."
"Hmm, but I'd get every guy and girl on this island trying to get their hands on me!"
"They wont if they know what's good for them." Draco said through gritted teeth.
"Never thought you to be possessive." Harry went and cuddled the cute grumpy Slytherin.
"Only child." Draco stated in his own defence. "Now. What clothes did you bring?"
Harry led Draco over to his bags and drew all the contents out onto their bed. Draco immediately started to rift through all the 'Clothes'. He took each item one at a time and threw them in the bin with such comments as:
"Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, RON??????, Mrs Weasley, Hermione, Hermione. . . . . Don't. Want. To. Know."
"Dursley's." Harry piped up.
"Oh. We're going shopping." Draco took the rest of the clothes and dumped everything in the bin. Taking his wand out he cast an incendio spell and it all turned to ashes. "Come on. Shopping time!"
Harry paled, *God no.* as he was dragged out the room still shirtless. He was thrown into lift and Draco hit the button. After a very hard snog on the way down in the elevator, they stepped out into the foyer.
"Hey! Harry?!" Ron yelled across the lobby not understanding why Harry was walking in the other direction. The shirtless aspect was hardly even noticed by the dumb Gryffindor. "OI! HARRY!"
"No Harry. Shopping not socialising." Draco instructed, and Harry only had a chance to wave.
"Hey 'Mione. Where's Harry going?"
"I'm more worried about the fact that he's not wearing a shirt and all the marks he's got all over himself."
"Hey, Seamus. What do you think?" Dean and Seamus had caught both the scene before them and also the conversation.
"I think so. Looks like our boy Harry got into a bit of frisky action last night." Seamus commented. "Not that you'd recognise it, Herm." He directed at the bushy haired, conservatively dressed bookworm.
Hermione: FUMING. Dean & Seamus: gone. Ron: "What are they on about, 'Mione?". Hermione: "SHUT UP, Ron."
*************************************************
End Chapter 4!
We've decided to up the ante, and we would like NO LESS than 15 reviews, otherwise, NO CHAPTER 5!!!! Of which is titled SHOPPING!!!, so if you wanna know what happens, REVIEW! Lil button is down there, in the corner, waiting ever so patiently, unlike us!!!
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(breathe)HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to add that! Sorry, felt good, so we did it!!!
Summary: Dumbledore has planned an excursion for the seventh years to improve Muggle/Wizard Relations. Results: Multiple Pairings
Warning: this is the result of three hours filled with pizza, coke, Orange Bacardi Breezers (sadly all that was available) and one computer.
Rating: R
Disclaimer: you'd think we own them by the way we *use* them, but alas we do not (much tears are shed), buuut, it doesn't stop us from having fun! (rubs hands together, cackling evilly).
THE REVIEWS!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evil Story Penguins and I are THOUROUGHLY OVERJOYED that you all met your quota! We were so happy that we shed many tears of pride! Our egos are now officially record-breakingly HUGE!!!!!! Thanx to all of you that Reviewed, you've been a great inspiration to us both and our friends in the White Coats are loving you all too, because they've been able to prescribe some stronger lil white pills, but I do have to say, that black one that they gave me was veeeeeeeeerrrryyyyyy yummy! I saw lots of everything! Stars with pink and purple polka dots were my favourite!
Anyways, enough blabbering on about my cool and exciting habits, you are all waiting for...........................
THE ANSWERS!!! DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kretchkny: Your obligation will now be required to review this chapter. However, you will see in the future that such activities have already been recorded! M M M MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
cutiepie 73: Thankyou kindly! We were rather impressed that we wrote such good slash there, but with our experience and talent, I guess it just comes naturally! ;-) And we do appreciate multiple reviews, even if you have to sign anonymous! - It's a gooooooooood trick!!! Eh eh!! idril.tinuviel: Thankyou, our Brilliance is loving you right now! Craw/Brad: Why spankyou, Brad, spankyou very much. zen kitten: THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU THANKYOU! Oh, we Oh, we love you, and you can review ANY TIME you want!!!!!
Snake-boi: MUCH, MUCH more is to come (Innuendo also intended!) Shania Maxwell: We are going! More is on its way! Thea-Dominique: *Blushes DEEPLY and grins sweetly* Thankwoo! SilverDreams04: We LOVE smut too! All six of us! We have worked it out, we've both got three personalities each, and they just keep on coming! It's like, WOW, we've got sooooooooo many friends, but we mainly see them at Pill Time! You keep rockin too babe! Thou hath asked for more, and thou shall receive that. Ranma Hiqurashi: Soon enough for ya? justxme: We have written more for you, but you are very lucky that our friends in the White Coats have given Evil Story Penguins her sedatives, coz otherwise, you'd have had your head smacked against a brick wall! And she'd be saying, "It says (smash) SLASH (smash) in the (smash) warnings! (smash) It also (smash) says that IF (smash) you DON'T (smash) LIKE IT, (smash) DON'T (smash) read it (smash smash)!!" I do have to say that you were warned, and you read it at your own discretion. And there will be more of such context, so please, if you don't like it, skip it! Fallen Angel: And more you shall have! Harry Pothead1: Yes, we do aim to cause all kinds of interesting bodily functions to occur, lots of FUN!!!!! We have updated and want to hear of your next lot of interesting bodily functions! Eh eh!
ON WITH THE CHAPTER, I SAY!!!
THEN OFF YOU ALL GO!!!
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU ALL WAITING FOR???
STOP READING THESE ABSOLUTELY INCONVENIENTLY IRRITATING COMMENTS AND READ THE CHAPTER!!!
SERIOUSLY! SCRAM AND READ!!!
WE LOVE TO BE EVIL!!! MWAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Chapter 4 - Day One!
SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I SAY AGAIN, SLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don't like it, don't read it, skip that part!!!! Simple! If you don't like it and you do read it, then it is your own fault! So there!!
***************SLASH BEGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!****************
Harry awoke in Draco's embrace, the blond still fast asleep. He began planting butterfly kisses all over Draco's face.
"Mmm, morning love!" murmured Draco.
"Morning Mr Malfoy." Harry smiled as he continued down Draco's chest.
Draco moaned. "Aren't we frisky this morning?"
"With you, always!"
"Okay, I can live with that, but. . . Baby, I want a shower!"
Harry grinned mischievously, "I can accommodate that!" and he scooped Draco up in his arms and carried him into the en suite bathroom.
Harry turned the taps on, once he had let Draco stand of course, and they stepped in to the shower. They slowly began to wash the other's skin. Harry moved up Draco's back and towards his hair.
"NOT THE HAIR! Harry, yes I love you touching me, but only I wash my hair! Okay?"
"Whatever you say love." Harry mumbled into his shoulder. "Wanna do mine for me?"
Draco looked like he had just won the lottery. Taking one of the complimentary shampoos he filled his hand and drew Harry in for another kiss, rubbing his hands through Harry's hair. Harry moaned as he left his hands to rest on the other boy's hips, often gripping at particularly tense moments, while Draco slowly massaged his head, moaning into his mouth.
Always the frisky Gryffindor, Harry yanked his mind away from the pure bliss he was experiencing at the hands of one Draco Malfoy, and decided to let him know the act was appreciated as he backed the blonde man into one of the walls and started to grind into him. The cold tiles coupled with the steamy hot water and the even hotter Boy Who Lived set Draco moaning into the kiss; Harry grinned.
Things got even steamier as Harry acted like a man with a purpose and reduced Draco to a quietly moaning mess, as he now clung on to Harry for dear life when his legs gave up on him, meaning all the support he had was Harry's hold on him against the wall. Soon shouting was joined in the shower, except muffled. The two students took no notice as they continued their activities.
With a low growl, Harry erupted between their stomachs, following soon after was the equally low moan as Draco bit down on Harry's shoulder, also releasing between them. Panting heavily, they stood under the shower as the stars slowly faded away.
*****************END SLASH!!!!!!**********************
Another loud shout was given out, accompanied by a scream, though what was called was not discernable. Harry picked his head up from Draco's shoulder and looked curiously about.
"Hero. We're in Ibiza." Draco muffled into Harry's shoulder, lapping at the recent bite mark that marred Harry's perfect bronze torso. "We're not the only ones getting any."
"Forgot where I was for a minute." Harry explained, giving half a laugh.
"Well. Come on wonder boy. We'd better go down stairs before people start wondering."
"Do we have to?" Harry whined.
"Do you want people to find us?"
"Could be interesting. And then I won't have to tell people. They'll already know."
"Pansy."
"Eeep. Ron and Hermione." Harry shuddered.
"Ooohhh. They'd shred you alive."
"True. That they would."
They slowly dragged themselves out of the warmth of the shower and dried each other off, then reluctantly clothed themselves ready for the world of Ibiza.
Draco dressed in a very tight fitting pair of jeans with a white silky shirt with only two buttons done up. After drying his hair, he heeded Harry's wishes and left the gel in his bags, allowing his hair to flow freely down to his shoulders, framing his face.
As for Harry's hair, well, it never changes.
(AN: Be WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!! And VERY afraid. We've moved onto Cruisers)
When Harry stepped out in his own outfit, Draco cringed. "No Fucking way in hell. Tell me. Did Hermione buy that for you?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"No. No no no no no." He literally dragged Harry by the 'shirt' (more like an abominable atrocity to the world of fashion) and proceeded to rip said 'shirt' from Harry's person, and continued to shred It and disposed of it in the bin.
"Well, what am I going to wear?"
"You could go like that if you want. . ."
"Hmm, but I'd get every guy and girl on this island trying to get their hands on me!"
"They wont if they know what's good for them." Draco said through gritted teeth.
"Never thought you to be possessive." Harry went and cuddled the cute grumpy Slytherin.
"Only child." Draco stated in his own defence. "Now. What clothes did you bring?"
Harry led Draco over to his bags and drew all the contents out onto their bed. Draco immediately started to rift through all the 'Clothes'. He took each item one at a time and threw them in the bin with such comments as:
"Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, Hermione, RON??????, Mrs Weasley, Hermione, Hermione. . . . . Don't. Want. To. Know."
"Dursley's." Harry piped up.
"Oh. We're going shopping." Draco took the rest of the clothes and dumped everything in the bin. Taking his wand out he cast an incendio spell and it all turned to ashes. "Come on. Shopping time!"
Harry paled, *God no.* as he was dragged out the room still shirtless. He was thrown into lift and Draco hit the button. After a very hard snog on the way down in the elevator, they stepped out into the foyer.
"Hey! Harry?!" Ron yelled across the lobby not understanding why Harry was walking in the other direction. The shirtless aspect was hardly even noticed by the dumb Gryffindor. "OI! HARRY!"
"No Harry. Shopping not socialising." Draco instructed, and Harry only had a chance to wave.
"Hey 'Mione. Where's Harry going?"
"I'm more worried about the fact that he's not wearing a shirt and all the marks he's got all over himself."
"Hey, Seamus. What do you think?" Dean and Seamus had caught both the scene before them and also the conversation.
"I think so. Looks like our boy Harry got into a bit of frisky action last night." Seamus commented. "Not that you'd recognise it, Herm." He directed at the bushy haired, conservatively dressed bookworm.
Hermione: FUMING. Dean & Seamus: gone. Ron: "What are they on about, 'Mione?". Hermione: "SHUT UP, Ron."
*************************************************
End Chapter 4!
We've decided to up the ante, and we would like NO LESS than 15 reviews, otherwise, NO CHAPTER 5!!!! Of which is titled SHOPPING!!!, so if you wanna know what happens, REVIEW! Lil button is down there, in the corner, waiting ever so patiently, unlike us!!!
MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA(breathe)HAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Had to add that! Sorry, felt good, so we did it!!!