AN: PLEASE, PLEASE don't try to correct my usage of words or technological knowledge, I know that different places use different terms; my friend and I confuse each other 'cause she uses different terms then what I'm used to. And also, I've been a computer/ internet/ other addict for umm...my whole life, I might do stuff differently but oh well; it's a free country!
Falls on floor laughing Ow... the barn floor is hard! DEA A MARY SUE???? Please! She is partially based on KRIS (get her name right or she'll hunt you down) the singing, the favorite lines, a few situations...
Cybergurl- that so nice of you to say so! I'll try to keep the chapters long!
Char Char- Hey brat! How's life at the Lodge? Carrots is up 4 u!
Demie- See above, and thank you for taking time out of your day to drop me two reviews!
STR1- you are the winner of my BEST REVIWER AWARD!! YEAH! Thanks so much! I'm planning on using one of your names
Skeptica- Please hang on until other chapter roll around, and then tell me if you think Dea still needs work
Whitepaw- Poor Arty, it's not a guy! Oh well, Pancakes are happy!!!! You win the umm...OH! Happiest Reviewer Award!
You'll never know- or will I? Dun, dun, dun. Did u like my blue tights today? I'd rather not know what's in the tater tots.
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"Oh darling! I must paint my toes! Even though they smell like stinky cheese!" Juliet did a fake faint and landed on the couch.
"That's almost exactly like her! Only she flutters her eyelashes, like this!" Dea started fluttering her eyelashes. Butler stood up and looked at the clock.
"I'm turning in. Dea can stay over. It's too late for her to be going back up to the Manor. She'll set off all the security alarms."
"Good night!" Chimed Juliet and Dea.
"Great, now with him gone, why don't you tell me about yourself?"
"There's not much to really say."
"You could tell me how you broke out of that room."
"Through the air vents. It was way to easy."
"Who taught you that?"
"Oh, Charlie did. He's simply the bee's knees!"
"What?"
"The best. I've known him forever."
"Really?"
"Yeah, ever since I was a baby. He had a fun time fooling social services."
"He's your Dad?"
"Eww! Gross Juliet! No, he 'adopted' me. But in the records he is my dad. Okay, now I'm going to barf."
"Please don't."
"Not really."
"You know you're crazy?"
"The number of times I've been told that. Charlie always tells me I'm gonna be locked up in the happy home one day."
Unfortunately for Dea, Artemis happened to be listening. And unfortunately for Artemis, Simone walked in just as Juliet said,
"I've got this new green eye shadow. Wanna see?" And Dea, or Draven answered "Sure!"
"Atry-mus. I was hoping you'd still be awake!"
"Miss. Amblur! What a surprise. Why aren't you in bed?"
"I couldn't sleep, I kept thinking about you," she said walking up to him. She slid onto the desk next to him and frowned at the now empty screen. "Did I just hear Draven say he wants to see Juliet's eye shadow?"
Artemis frowned at her, "No, why would he say something like that?"
"Oh, well. I thought we could talk..." Simone bent her head and giggled.
"I'd rather not," he replied.
"But we really need to know each other better," Simone said sliding even closer to Artemis. He, looking extremely uncomfortable, pushed his chair away and stood up.
"It's late, and you need to catch up on some sleep," Artemis propelled her towards the door, "Goodnight."
"But, Arty..."
"Goodnight!"
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"Butler, as you may have noticed, my parents are trying to set me up with the Amblur girl."
"Yes sir, I have."
'Of course he had! Butler noticed everything, I'm really losing my touch,' thought Artemis.
"Miss. Amblur came in today. I think she suspects 'Draven'. We need to think of a reason for him to leave and for Dea could arrive. I was thinking something along the lines of Juliet's friend."
"Yes, very good. I shall arrange for it."
"Good," Artemis severed the connection; it had been one long night.
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"Mrs. and Mr. Fowl. I would like to introduce you to Dea. She's my friend and I was hoping that you wouldn't mind if she stayed for a while." Juliet had dragged Dea up to the Manor to 'introduce' her before breakfast. Dea had tied back her hair and let Juliet attack her with make-up.
"Of course not, Juliet."
"Thank you!" She speed out followed by Dea; Butler met them in the hall.
"So? Did they buy the reason why Draven left?"
Juliet gave him a blank look, then gasped in horror. She had forgotten about that.
"Master Artemis is not going to be happy," he groaned.
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Simone was snooping around the Manor. She could just imagine herself living here. First of all, she would bring in her interior designer. This place needed an update. Then she would-she stopped in front of Artemis's door and pressed her ear to it.
"What do you mean, THAT'S THE IDEA?"
"Please, calm down."
"WHY SHOULD I? I GAVE YOU ACESS AND YOU TURN THE WHOLE NETWORK UPSIDEDOWN?"
"D-"
"I can't believe this."
"Feel better?"
"NO! Do you KNOW how LONG IT TOOK ME TO SET UP THAT SYSTEM? IT WAS THE BEST! AND TODAY I'M INFORMED YOU BETRAYED ME?"
Simone chuckled. It looked like she suspicions were right. Artemis and Draven were having a lovers spat.
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"I am so sorry, Mrs. Fowl. But I feel it is my duty to inform you!" Said Simone through false tears.
"Yes, yes of course dear. I just cannot accept the fact."
"Maybe you should talk to them?" asked Simone smiling, this was going perfectly.
"No, Artemis said Draven was leaving, could you just get Artemis?"
"Yes, Mrs. Fowl." Simone left the sitting room and headed to Artemis's room.
"Oh, Artemis!"
"Yes?"
"Your mother would like to talk to you. Where is Draven?"
"Draven left earlier."
"Oh, well, I heard you arguing with him, anyway. Your mother is waiting."
Simone skipped out the door, leaving Artemis to put the two and two together. (AN: and get five! Sry barn joke)
The second Simone left; Artemis turned to his desk and opened a line to Haven. He'd need Foaly's help on this one.
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"So let me get this straight. You're calling us because you WANT us to hack into the camera recording, and change 'Draven's' image into Dea's?"
"Yes," Artemis replied patiently.
"Because your parents think you like Draven, who is actually Dea?"
"Foaly, listen. Just change the image, please. And I do not like Draven or Dea."
"Okay sure, Artemis, I'll just enlist Captain Short to help me." Foaly broke the connection. The fairies were going to get a good laugh over this one.
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Dea was sitting in a spare room in the Lodge. She had done a lot of moving around in the past few days. She was just closing her book when Simone came in.
"Thanks for knocking!" she flared.
"Well, its not like you should have something to hide. So you're Juliet's little friend? How sweet."
"Unlike you."
"I'm sorry, I didn't catch that."
"I said UNLIKE YOU,"
"Well, don't we have a temper? What did I say?"
"Nothing, go away!"
"Now, now, that's no way to treat a lady."
"Screw you," Dea stood up and shoved her out of the door. Simone banged into the wall, bruising her forehead.
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"Why that's terrible. Of course I'll report it!" Simone was talking to a policeman.
"Thank you so much, sir. You are truly a noble man." The officer smiled and walked away, chest puffed out. Simone turned and started the walk back to the Manor. No policeman was brave enough to go through those iron gates. And the fact that the last policeman to do so had to be taken to a mental facility didn't help. Yet so far everything was good, Dea would be arrested and Draven was gone. She had messed up, informing Mrs. Fowl of their conversation after Draven had already left. She had been hoping that Draven would get kicked out. But there was no need for that now; she hoped that Artemis could worm his way out of trouble. (AN: MUAHAHHAH Sry...who the heck is Artemis?)
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"Is there anything you would like to tell me, Arty?" asked Angelina Fowl as Artemis can into the room.
"No, Mother. Why?"
"Well, Simone, such a sweet girl, informed me that you and Draven were, ah, having a disagreement?"
"You mean Dea and I were having a disagreement."
"No, honey. I'm quite sure that it was Draven who felt that you betrayed him. Are you sure you wouldn't like to tell me something?"
"I am positive it was Dea, mother. See for yourself." Artemis opened his laptop and selected the camera files. "Here, my room. You can plainly see that it is Dea not Draven."
"Very well, sweetie. How are things going with Simone?"
"As well as can be."
"That is good. Positive there is nothing you wish to tell me?"
"Yes."
"You may go."
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Dea was heading up to the Manor to meet Juliet. She was just passing the gate when a policeman stepped out and grabbed her arm.
"Miss. Dea Nuhad? You are under arrest for an extreme display of anger."
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"Charlie!" Pack yelled over the intercom system. "Charlie!"
Charlie started and rolled out of his hammock.
"I'm comin'! Gods Pack, must you raise the dead?" He hurried through the bombed out factory that served as their headquarters until he reached the basements. The basements were the pride of the Nuhad group. Kids and teens would work on projects down there. There was a testing room, two labs, a junk room, an electronics room, and of course, Pack's room. Pack was the only one with some sort of education beyond high school; he had gone to collage for a year.
"What is it?"
"The brainless twits have taken Dea."
"On what charge, this time?"
"Lets see, oh, once again, anger."
Charlie groaned.
"Look on the bright side! The new guys can get some practice."
The group had a very simple procedure. First, send in the wise guys to try to argue the way out, if that failed, bribes and promises, and then they sent a group in the get that someone out. If that failed, which it never did, Pack took over and sent in the specialists.
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Artemis sat quietly on his bed thinking about everything that had happened. For some reason, he couldn't quite grasp-then it clicked. He had typed in her password wrong, and for some reason accessed a fake profile. That's why she looked disturbed at his comment, and that was also why the fact that she had a six-year-old son made no sense. Artemis opened up her files, again and this time accessed her real profile. He scrolled through it, nothing new...except...she had done what? Quite shocking, really. What else, she had been arrested over seventeen times for displays of anger. Artemis smiled. This was too perfect.
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Hi Im Kris, yeah...anyways...I typed this so you all have to review and say how great it is.
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GRR!!! This is Snuffles, please excuse Kris, she has taken my account and is posting this chapter and only letting me add this footer. I promise I'll do the next one.