A/N- Before I start ANYTHING! I must tell you about this Sonic fanfiction humor website you might

This author use to be a humor writer until took a lot of humor out of the website. So check it out, PLEASE! The webmaster REALY wants more people to see it just do a small favor and visit it at least ONCE OKAY???? I'll bribe you with ice-cream!

Second thing, Topaz and Rouge will be the main characters of this chapter. As a fan on odd couples, you make think that I will be making Topaz and Rouge have a romantic relationship. But this time I am taking criticism and backing off the romance…BUT IT'S SO TEMPTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes…I happen to be a Rouge/Topaz fan as much as a Sonic/Chris and Sonic/Tails fan.

Chapter 4

Rouge is a furried creature just like the rest of the characters. She is a white bat that wears a heart shaped shirt. She is highly attractive too. But never underestimate her; she is a great treasure hunter and a spy for the president!

But today was not a good day for Rouge….

"WHAT?" she scream, "HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT I NEVER GRADUATED FROM HIGHSCHOOL!"

"Topaz told me," said the president of the country. "It is required for a spy to pass high school, she told me you dropped out at senior year!"

Rouge just glared at Topaz, her spy partner.

"Well, I could always assign you to the greatest pubic school in the country, Station Square High school," the president told the sexy bat.

Steam came out of Rouge's head, "FINE, I'LL DO IT!"

"Great," the country's leader said, "Topaz, since you are her partner, I have a job for you at the same area."

Topaz is a human, who is also an agent for the government. She isn't as attractive as Rouge, but she is more serious about her job then Rouge. She solute to the president, "What is it sir?"

"I want you to check up on that hedgehog, so I got you a job as a Home EC teacher at his school, it's the same that Rouge is going to."

"I will do my best sir," she told him.

"I bet she can't cook," Rouge whispers to herself, "No wonder why she couldn't find a man…"

Topaz heard her partner, "I HEARD THAT!"

"WHAT I SAY IS NONE OF YOUR BEEZWAX!" Rouge yelled back.

Then Rouge and Topaz went into a catfight. The vice president ran into the office immediately to watch. "I love female agents," he told the president as he handed him some popcorn.

"How about entering the Gay, Bisexual, Transgender, Asexual, Straight Alliance?" asked Tails.

It's Saturday, and Tails is thinking about entering a school club with Sonic.

"Dose the name has to be so long?" the hedgehog asked as he is flipping through channels.

"Well, we could always enter the Dance Dance Revolution Club, or the Anime Club, or the Basketball Club," Tails told Sonic.

When Sonic found something to watch, then he turned back, "Do we have to enter a club?"

Tails shook his head, "No, I thought it would be fun."

Then Cream and her new friend, Isse came into the room. "Excuse me, Mr. Sonic, can we use the TV?"

Sonic threw the remote to Cream, "Sure thing, I wasn't watching anything anyhow..." Then Sonic stood up, "By the way, who's your friend?"

"My name is Isse," said the friend. "I'm in Cream's kindergarten class."

"Well, my name is Sonic, Sonic the hedgehog," he told the little girl.

"I know you," said Isse. "You're on the news all the time and you are my big brother's friend," then she pointed to Tails, "and you are too."

"You have a brother?" asked Cream, "I don't have a brother, it must be nice having siblings."

Isse shook her head, "Nah, he's so mean; he's worse then any mean first graders."

Tails then began to speak, "You don't happen to be talking about Sosa, are you?"

"Yea, of course, he always ignores me and always working on homework!" Isee answered.

Tails always thought Sosa was a very nice guy, he knows what it's like to have a big brother, Sonic is exactly like a brother. But maybe blood related siblings are mean to each other.

CRASH

BOOM

KABAM

A giant machine was outside of the mansion. "What the?" asked Sonic, "COME ON EGGMAN IT'S THE WEEKEND!" Then he ran outside to see Eggman.

When the hedgehog got outside, Eggman greeted him, "Hello Sonic, how was SCHOOL, oh you don't have any today, LET ME FILL UP YOUR WEEKEND!"

Sonic only shook his head. "I hate you," he told whispered so Eggman can't hear him. "WHAT THE HEACK DO YOU WANT?"

"Oh, I'm not asking for much, not even for a fight, just your pen."

"Huh? Pen?" he asked…then Sonic just realized Eggman somehow knows about the pen…"I don't have the damn pen!"

"Yes you DO," Eggman talked back, "your homeroom teacher told me the WHOLE story!"

Homeroom Teacher? "Miss. Tailor?" Sonic wouldn't expect anything from her to do such a thing. He just thought she was just a normal human, not into the forces of good OR evil. She must have been forced to tell. Yet what he thought was not true….

Isse was looking out a window watching Sonic with Cream and Tails. "Oh, so that's what Aunt Emily was doing."

"What do you mean?" Asked Cream, "Who is Aunt Emily?"

"She's my aunt silly," Isse told her friend, "She is also you teacher Tails!"

"Miss. Tailor?" the fox asked Cream's friend. "But how could she do such a thing."

Isse just laughed, "She idolizes Eggman, I do not know why, but she is into robotics too."

Tails just let out an anime sweat drop, "This is bad." Then he took the pen out of his shoe. "Yet, the only way to fix this problem is to break the pen." Tails broke the pen in half with his own bare hands. No, he isn't THAT strong, that's just how cheap BIC pens are.

Just then Chuck came into the TV room to ask Tails and the two kindergarten girls a question. "Do you know where my pen is?"

Tails' pupils shrank as he is sweating at the same time. "Umm….about that pen--"

"He broke it," Isse said pointing fingers at Tails.

"ISSE," yelled Cream, "Tattling is no good!"

"But it's true," Isse told Cream, "Aunt Emily told me to always tell the truth."

"Yea, and Miss. Tailor also the one who helped Eggman us by, 'telling the Truth.'"

Sonic and Eggman were fighting meanwhile, but Sonic seen the whole pen breaking incident, Eggman did too. "Looks like your party's over."

Eggman's face turned red, "YOU DARN HEDGEHOG!"

"What? I didn't do it, Tails is the one who broke the pen," Sonic told his arch-rival.

"YOU WILL REGRET THIS!" Eggman yelled as he left with his GIANT robot.

Sonic smiled, it was no victory, but at least things got much easier! He went back to the house, just to hear Tails, Cream and Isse argue.

"So, you want me to lie and say that, 'Cream did it,' that would be mean!" Isse yelled to Tails.

"I don't mean that," Tails said, "I meant that you shouldn't tell the truth when it is wrong to."

Sonic was very confused, "What are you guys talking about?" Tails blushed REALY hard. "Ehe."

Tails told the whole story about how he broke the pen, and how Isse told Chuck that he did it. Sonic nodded his head, "Isse shouldn't be telling everything she knows to everyone, and Miss. Tailor shouldn't have either, I think you should only tell the truth when it's right to."

"Yea, I guess your right," Isse said. "Hey Cream, want to watch our favorite show?"

"YEA," yelled cream as they turned the TV on!

There's a moral of this chapter, and it's to always tell the truth, but don't tell the truth to EVERYONE. Just tell the truth when it's right. JEE, I made a moral. I never do that!

But in other note, I would like some pointers on my character design. Especially characters like Isse, Sosa and Miss. Tailor (Emily). I did not make them to be…loveable or to be hated. (Yet you have rights to hate any of them) I'm just trying to keep them from being completely perfect.

I will continue next chapter will take place Monday, Rouge's first day ever since she cut school at senior year.