A/N: I think I have to explain, why my chapters are called, what they are called like: some Friends-geeks out there might have noticed it already, but for all the not Friendsers: every Friends-episode title starts with this TOW (the one with) ;)

Oh and if anyone wants to know, in which Gilmore Girls-season this story plays: it would be at the beginning of the 2nd season, when Rory and Dean are together (Jess isn't there yet ( )… well Lane's band story is earlier here.

The one with the hot ass

Back in Luke's: Lorelai goes to Luke.

„Tea Time ...well Coffee Time actually."

They're disturbed, when Kirk enters the diner. „Luke, could you please hide me?"

„No." Luke says.

„Why are you running away?" Lorelai asks.

While looking to the door. „Taylor!"

„Oh, that's a good reason." Luke adds.

„Did you sit on his hat again?" Lorelai asks.

„No, not this time. I told Patty that the oranges are dry in Doose's market and he stood right behind me. I had luck he is not that fas…"

„RUN. Don't stop running. Never look back. Leave the town." Luke says way too excessive.

„Luke, sometimes you're so mean." Kirk says disapointed.

„Yeah, Luke..." Lorelai joins Kirk.

„KIRK?!" Taylor screams from outside the diner. Kirk runs into the kitchen.

„Hey." Luke calls him, then turns back to Lorelai.

„So, what's up with the coffee?" she says.

„Before I'll give you coffee for free, you have to date…" he takes a look around and finally lands into the kitchen, where Kirk uses a pan for hiding his face. Then he turns back to Lorelai. "... Kirk." He says.

„Honey..." she says like she'd be so sad „...I don't want this..." she's pointing between the two of them „...to end, because I still love you..." she pretends to cry, Luke is watching, whether someone in his Diner recognized the „crying" Lorelai „...and I don't want to hurt you."

„Kirk or coffee?" Luke says straight.

„No!" Lorelai says „furiously" „We talked about that so many times. I said you have to take Kirky and I'm gonna get the coffee. We said so. Don't discuss that again. It's done. Little Kirky needs you."

Rory comes in. Luke sees her. „Oh, thank god..." he whispered, then he points at Lorelai „Rory, here she is."

Rory goes to Lorelai and Luke. „Hey, Rory, great you're here." Luke says happy.

„What did she do?" Rory asks.

„I didn't do anything, Luke and me, we had a great conversation." Lorelai says.

Rolling his eyes „Jup." Luke goes into the kitchen.

„What's it like being Tess?" Rory changes the subject.

„I'm a really good Tess, so it's cool, although it says „if one in a team is weak, the whole team is weak" and Bubba right there..." she points at Luke „...isn't really professional at all. Well, but here I am for teaching him how to work in a Diner, you know."

„For sure, you will, mom."

„What was the band like?"

„They had been unbelievable."

„Good or bad?"
„I didn't know that you can't say "unbelievable" just alone..." Rory wonders.

„And you want to go to Havard..? Of course, there is a difference: good is, when she was saying „woah, they're playing so unbelievable great, I have to be in this band." and bad is „oh, damn it, they do suck. It's unbelievable there's a band worse than every band I listened to till today". See the difference?"

„Never looked at this that way... Then it would be unbelievable great, okay?!"

„Cute guys there?" Lorelai smiles.

„Dean." Rory says.

„Dean was there?"

„Nope."

„Another Dean?"

„Mom, Dean's my boyfriend..."

„What? Why didn't you tell me that? I thought we'd be best friends...?!" Lorelai says sarcastically.

„Dean is my boyfriend and you're my mother you shouldn't force me to think about other boys."

„Rory, Rory, Rory, you don't drink, you haven't ever done a crime, you didn't even steal something..."

„I did." Lorelai looks unbelieving at her daughter. „Remember the first kiss between me and Dean in Doose's?" Rory asks.

„That wasn't stealing. That was an accident. Where did I stop?! ...Right: you're the nicest and most innocent person I know, let me please force you not to forget about men like George Clooney, the young Marlon Brando, Brad Pitt..."

„Don't worry I will never forget about Fight Club's Brad Pitt."

Luke comes to them „Girls talk?"

Lorelai continues „...and Luke." Rory and Lorelai are smiling at Luke.

„What?" Luke wonders.

„We just talked about your hot ass." Lorelai smiles.

Rory joins her mom „Yeah, a really nice ass, Luke." She smiles.

„And now: continue working!" Luke says straight.

„When are you coming home then?" Rory asks her mom.

Lorelai turns to Luke with a questioning look. „I think, we could close at 8 p.m." Luke says.

„Bubba says we're closing at 7 and I have to get the kitchen cleaned, so I will be home at 8." Lorelai translates.

„Okay. And mom? Can I ask Dean to come to watch with me our „afternoon –movie?"

„Oh, yeah our „afternoon movie"...I miss the "afternoon-movie", today." Lorelai says sad. "Alright, though I'm sad it won't be our „afternoon movie", today, you can, but that would be Scream."

„What? But we got Westside Story, too." Rory says. Lorelai looks at her with an angry look. „Oh... right. So it has to be Scream. Good. See you tonight." Rory walks out Luke's.

„Could you please take the order of table 8?" asks Luke.

„Jup, I'm on my way." Lorelai says and then goes to one of the tables.