This chapter is dedicated to Queen of Shadows for guessing that it was actually Kamatari. I know, I know. He is not a real girl, he's gay. You have to read this chap carefully if you wanna know why. I would like to thank Amery for guessing that it was either Okon or Omasu, Araya Michiru for Tae, Sugarsweet143 for thinking that the mystery girl is Tomoe, and Kenni for Magdaria. Thank you guys for trying, I almost consider all the girls you mentioned.
IMPORTANT: Pls read my author's note in the end………….
Disclaimer:
Aoshi-sama and Nishi are mine, Misao is only borrowing them for a while…… (A girl can dream, right minna-san????)
Chapter 5: Girls just Wanna Have Fun:Part 1
Enishi's Pov
I can no longer ask for anything in my life right now. I've got everything I need or to be more specific I have her here by my side. Everything is perfect.
She really looks like an angel when she is asleep. Dark sooty lashes caresses her porcelain skin, cheeks that has a rosy tint to it that it seems like a beautiful red rose in bloom kissed it and leave it's mark, pink lips that are slightly open ( Yukishiro, stop looking at it. But I can't. You have to. Would she mind if I kiss her just for once? This Misao we are to talking about bozo, how do you think will she react if she wakes up? Fine, you win. I'll just check out her other attributes, shall we?), and when she opens those beautiful blue green eyes of hers, she will be looking at me with………………
"Enishi………"
She will be looking at me with……………….
"BES!!!!!"
She will be looking at me with wonder, mirth, impatience and confusion rolled into one shining in her eyes. (Well, I was hoping for love until she suddenly woke up and disturbed my day dreaming. What? A guy can also dream, don't you think?)
"Morning Weasel", I greeted her sleepily.
"Morning yourself old man. What has gotten into you? Imagine how nervous I had been when I woke up from the longest sleep I had for weeks to find out that you are staring at me without blinking for even just a second. I thought that you are gonna snap out it but no, you just kept staring. I thought you're….. I thought you're dead with your eyes wide open. I'm so worried. Laugh at me, I know…….", I stopped her by placing my fingertip on her lips while I can't stop laughing.
"Hahaha......Misao, how could you think that I will die from my sleep? I'm not a porker, not like someone I know." I told her as I managed to stop myself from laughing, especially now that she is glaring at me. The last thing that I want to deal with first thing in the morning is to fight with an angry Misao. A very angry Misao that I'm sure will not hesitate to kill me when she wants to.
"You don't really appreciate how I care about you, don't you? I know that I'm just making a big deal out it but I, but I'm afraid that you are going to leave me. Meg, told me that it can happen, us dying in our sleep, and I believed her."
"Bes, it won't happen to me so calm down, and besides didn't I promise you that I won't leave without saying goodbye. You of all people know that when I promise something, I mean it." I reassured her.
"Sorry for jumping into conclusions, just don't do it again. Why are you staring at me by the way? Aren't you tired of my face after all these years?"
Tired of her? NEVER. I bet no one will and I will punch anyone who will contradict my statement, but she doesn't have to know that, right? She doesn't have to know what I have been thinking earlier either.
"It's not like I have choice but bear with that face of yours, right? And I'm only staring at you because you really looked like a fuzzy weasel. Come to think of it you, Megumi, and Kaoru, can form an all-girl band. You can yourselves as "Tokyo's Care Bears. You can also have aliases. Megumi will be known as the "FOX, Kaoru as RACOON GIRL" and my favorite of them all is Makimachi Misao better known as WEASEL. Say, what do you think of it? I will be happy to manage the three of you. "
"I don't look like a weasel. Kaoru and Meg might look like how you called them but I'm definitely not a weasel."
"Yes you do."
"Well, at least I don't drool when I sleep."
"And who are you referring to Weasel?"
"Well, maybe it is the "old man" right in front of me."
"And now you are making fun of me, you know where it's gonna lead to, weasel?
"Oh I certainly do."
"Ouch!!!!", I can't help but exclaimed when a pillow was whacked in my face.
"It's gonna be a pillow fight Ni-chan, and I just got my first point. Don't tell me that you are just going to lie there and let me win, don't you? Where's the fun in that?"
How can I be so unlucky? What did I do to deserve all of this? Can I just re-phrase what I've said a while ago? How can I fall for someone who treats me like a punching bag, a slave, a…………………
"Mou, you are such a spoilsport, Bes!!!", she retorted while straddling me.
(Ok Boy, calm down. Calm down please. It's not like you are still in Junior High, right? Misao's is gonna freak out if you let yourself be known. Now that's it. Good Boy.)
"Get off me and hide. At the count of 10, if I found you then get ready there will be hell to pay."
"Come and get me, boy!!!", Misao told me with a husky voice. Come to think of it, that's a perfect imitation of Nicole Kidman in Moulin Rouge.
"10, 9, 8,7…………………………….."
Misao's POV
Jiya can be so annoying sometimes. Hey, don't get me wrong I love and respect him a lot but it's just that sometimes I can't help but get pissed at him. Here I am on my way to Kaoru's house but I can't focused on what we are going to do later because I'm still mad at my grandfather who is already 65 yrs old but still acts like he is in his 30's. Why does he always assume that he knows everything about me? Take this incident this morning for example…………..
FLASHBACK………………………..
"Misao, where have you been last night?", Jiya asked as soon as I had entered the front door. He really looks funny to me with his nostrils flaring, hands on his hips, pink ribbon on his beard, and giving me his fiercest glare.
"Jiya, I think you are already going senile. Have you forgotten that I always sleep at Enishi's every Fridays and he sometimes spends the night here, so what's wrong with that?", I answered him while I am removing my shoes and then going to the living room to lay in the sofa.
"Misao, who gave you the idea that I was getting old, I'm just turning 40 this year and I haven't forgotten it that's why? So, did the two of you use protection?"
"NANI!!!!", I can't help but exclaimed as I suddenly bolt upright.
"Sao-chan, don't get me wrong. I would like to see my great- granddaughters or grandsons with black hair and aquamarine eyes running around the Aoiya; I sure hope that they will inherit your hair-color, no offense to Ni-chan but his hair is kinda freaky, but I think now is not the right time for them to come out. Both of you are still in college and……………."
"Hahahaha…., Jiya you can be too funny sometimes. That is definitely the stupidest thing I had ever heard from you. How can you say such a thing? Are you using cocaine Jiya? Enishi and I are just friends. Actually we're the best of friends."
"A lot of you teenage girls said that. Oh Mom, Dad, he's just my friend. Then after a couple of months they will come to their parents and tell them that they are going to be grandparents with their "friend" as the father. Misao, don't think that although you are already an adult you can do all you want. You don't have to be shy with me. I know that by now, you already have an experienced with sex and I won't be surprise if it's Enishi or with other guys but I still prefer Enishi, what I'm trying to say is that you shouldn't forget about condoms".
"Spare me the sex education Jiya. I can't believe you are telling me this. Don't assume that you know everything about me, coz the truth is you don't. And for God's sake, Enishi and I are friends. How can you think so lowly of me?" I asked him angrily. I bet that my face is all red because I can feel all my blood rushing to it. I hurriedly go up to my room and slammed my door so hard that the hinges almost came off.
"Young lady, come down here. I'm not yet finish with you.", Jiya bellowed from downstairs but I didn't hear the rest of his sentence as it was swallowed by Utada Hikaru's voice, coz I turned my stereo's volume to it's maximum.
END OF FLASHBACK………….
How can he think so lowly of me? Yeah, it's true that I always wear the skimpiest of outfits, and it is also true that I flirt with a lot of guys, but it doesn't mean that I have sex with almost anyone even Enishi. I'm still a virgin. Is it too hard to believe? Well, believe it.
I'm still a virgin after going out with fifty something guys. Even though I don't believe in love, I always think that a women's first taste of sex should be special and that also includes the man she is suppose to do it with. Sex for me is too personal, too private. It's not like Enishi is not special but can you imagine us having sex? My God, I was there when he was circumcised. We will probably laugh the whole time when we make love correction, have sex.
I know that Jiya was only concern about me but I'm too mad at him because he doesn't trust me to notice it. I can't help but feel guilty about walking out on him, maybe tomorrow I can ask for forgiveness. Maybe…
"Misao, wait!!!"
Did I just hear someone call my name? I look around me to see if there is someone I know, to find out that there wasn't except for this girl about my age that is looking at me expectantly.
"Misao, do you still remember me?"
How did she know my name? I'm sure that I haven't seen her before. Let's see, she has this shoulder-length hair, chocolate brown eyes, and creamy white skin. She is wearing these tight leather black pants and a white tube top. She looks like someone whom I usually hang-out with, but I'm definitely sure that she isn't.
"Look at me closely Misao. I can't believe that you'll just forget someone whom you have known since you were in primary school." She told me with one of her eyebrows raised.
I know a certain someone who can do just that but it can't be him. That someone used to be my ex-boyfriend. Maybe I should follow her advice. There is something familiar with her eyes, again I can't help but think of him, but it can't be him. I then look at her nose, her lips, her top (Not much in the breast department but she will do), she sure does have an elegant neck (Here in Japan, guys are very particular about a ladies' neck as much as westerners like long legs and big boobs) but why is there some sort of a lump? To tell you the truth it kinda looks like an Adam's apple. Please don't tell me she is who I think she is, or should it be like he is whom I think he is? Let's try if my guess is correct, shall we?
"Oh my God!!! Is that really you, Kamatari?
"Uhmmm…. I think so...... Behold, in front of you stands God's Most beautiful gift to mankind the one and only, Houjo Kamatari........", my ex-"boyfriend" proudly exclaimed while waving like crazy to his imaginary fans.
"How long have you been here? And what's with the get-up?", I then asked him and frankly speaking not yet recovered from the biggest surprise of my life for today. Life sure have lots of surprises.
"My, my Misao, you sure don't have any manners. Didn't you miss moi? Where's my hug?
"Oh, forgive me Habibi, it's just that I'm still in shock in here. I can't believe that my first boyfriend turns out to be gay, and a beautiful one at that.", I told him while giving him one of my fiercest bone-crushing, super special hug.
"Weasel, I need air........."
"Sorry Kamatari..... Ohhhh,come with me to Kaoru's house, the girls are going to get the surprise of their lives when they see you. We are going to have a slumber party.", Well I decided to invite her and I'm sure that the girls wouldn't mind. I know that with Kamatari around, this night would be something worth remembering.
"Slumber party? Oh how I love slumber parties!!! Sure!!!!!!"
Megumi's POV
"Where the hell is Misao, Kaoru?", I asked Kaoru for tenth time this night. We have been waiting here for the last 40 minutes or so but still no sign of that weasel. The masseuse that I had commissioned specially for this occasion is getting bored already. If that girl only knows that I have to pay Madame Le Croix per hour? But it's not like it's that expensive. Gee Meg, maybe for you it's not but for Kaoru and Misao it will be worth their month's allowance. I know, that's why I hired Madame, let's just say I'm feeling generous for a change.
"Actually Meg, I'm getting worried. Misao should have been here by now. It's not like my house is that far away from hers."
"Maybe she met someone on the way but I'm going to kick her ass off if she didn't arrive. I have a whole lot of things for us to do and besides I have to tell you gals something very important."
"Me too, I have to ask for some advice with regards to Kenshin."
"Why Kao? Did you and Ken-san have a fight or something?"
"Well, not really but…….."
"Hey ladies, I'm here. Sorry for the delay. I'm here with someone that the two of you would be very excited to meet."
Kaoru didn't finished what she is trying to tell me because of Misao's arrival. I gave Kaoru with my "I told you so look" as both of us look at the door to find out who this mystery person is.
Misao's POV
As I entered Kaoru's room, I give both of them a foolish look and smiled brightly. Judging from Meg's annoyed expression; I bet that she is quite irritated about my delay. Well at least I have Kamatari here to chase all their irritation away. I cleared my throat first as I ready myself for Kamatari's grand introduction, and that responsibility lies solely to moi, yours truly.
"Girls, I want you to meet the new and improved,…."
"and sexier and prettier", inserted Kamatari from behind me. I signaled him to shut his mouth and let me finish my work.
"So as I was saying, I want you to meet the new and improved version of Kamatari", I exclaimed enthusiastically and moving a little to the side of the door to make way for the "great Kamatari Houjo".
"Hey girls, remember me?" she/he asked them.
Okay, Kaoru is looking at us like she has just seen a ghost and Megumi is inspecting Kamatari in the exact way she looks at a specimen in a microscope. This was not the reaction I was hoping to get. I thought that both of them will squeal in surprise and then hug Kamatari tightly, but as of now none of that happen.
"Misao, wasn't Kamatari your ex-boyfriend? How can he be this girl you are referring to? I mean she kinda looks like him but she just can't be………….."
"Believe me Kaoru, she is Kamatari……….."
"Please Misao, don't try to play a joke on us.", Kaoru pleaded still unbelieving of course.
"Well, I can slightly see it. With that eyebrows of her raise like that and besides those boobs don't look real to me.", Megumi said while tapping her chin.
Of course of those two, Megumi is the smarter one(no offense to Kaoru). It's just that Kaoru is so naive sometimes, and I can practically hear what's running through that pretty head of hers, "Oh my Kamatari deceived my bestfriend. She used Misao for his selfish reason." Speaking of Kaoru.........
"You, Houjo-san. How dare you enter my house? I can't believe you deceived us and on top of that you were Misao's first boyfriend.", Kaoru shouted with her hands on her hips looking like Hideko-sensei,our teacher in Chemistry way back in high school. It's funny though because instead of looking intimidating she looks ridiculous.
"Relax Kaoru, I'm not angry so why should you be. It's just ok with me, and beside Kamatari here is my new gay bestfriend."
"Misao, doesn't it bothered you that you have a gay man as your first boyfriend."
"Tanuki, it's not like I had sex with this, with this gu...girl here." I told her while pointing at Kamatari.
"Dahlings, can you please stop talking as if I'm not here and Misao please as if I'll ever sleep with you. I shudder at the thought.", Kamatari said while raising that perfectly shaped eyebrow of his. Honestly, that eyebrow-raising kinda annoys me a bit.
"Am I the only civilize person here or am I going to send Madame Le Croix home?",Megumi boredly exclaimed while looking at her manicured hands.
"Who is this Madame Le What? "
"If you must know Madame Le Croix is the highest paid masseuse here in town and I'm paying her $1000 per hour. So if it's ok with you,let's stop those two from bickering and let's go get ourselves pampered.",Megumi said sarcastically. Did She just said $1000 per hour? Megumi is really one a kind. How insane can she get? Who in her right mind will spend that much just for a night? But oohh, in times like this, I just love being her friend. Better stop those two before my migraine attacks again.
"Hey you two.........................."
Megumi"s POV
So after three hours of heaven from being pampered and being beautiful which in my case is not really needed. I think that now is the right time to tell them about my dilemma.
"Hey girls, you shouldn't get used to it because it would be quite long before you'll see Madame Le Croix again."
"And why is that Megumi, we'll being having our slumber party at your house next month right? So why don't you just commission her again? Don't tell me you can no longer afford her?"
"Because Weasel I may not be here next month?"
"Why, are you dying from a terminal disease? Do you have cancer? Oohh Megumi, don't leave us!!!", Kaoru tearfully exclaimed. Oh well Kaoru and her tears.
"Tanuki, I'm not sick and....."
"Oh, I knew it. You'll be going to America and have your boobs fix!!!
"Leave my perfectly-shaped size 36 boobs alone She-Man!!! Honestly, the nerve of that Wannabe Female to point out that my breast needs to exceed its perfection. Sano likes them just the way they are, right? Ohh he thinks they're gorgeous. He also said.......
"Earth to Megumi, I belive that you are about to tell us something before your brain decided to take a vacation to Gawd knows where.", Misao pointed out impatiently. What am I talking about before the subject of my boobs perfectness and how much Sano loves them crossed my mind? Ohh Harvard University....... Well I think it would be much better if I'll just let them read my acceptance letter to avoid speculations about my so-called "Dying" or my "BooBs" which I would like to remind you are absolutely fine just the way they are.
"Here read this.", as I handled them my letter and I'm sure that in exactly
1....
2...
3 seconds.............
Chaos will occur..................
"Ohh Meg this is wonderful, I'm so happy for you.", Kaoru said while giving me her congratulatory hug.
"Congrats Meg-chan!!!", Misao exclaimed after joining in our fuss and giving me her bone-crushing hug which her grandfather always reminds us that she "meaning Misao" inherited from him.
"Just imagine the boys you will get to meet. Sexy blonde surfers or mysterious brunettes, cute redheads, I really envy you right now!!!" And let us not forget the boy-crazy and the new addition in our slumber routine, Misao's Ex-boyfriend/Newly Acquired Gay Bestfriend---Kamatari.
"Ohh yeah!!!"
"These calls for a group hug girlfriends."
"Why are you frowning Meg?" Nice for Kaoru to notice.
"Yeah why aren't you rejoicing Kitsune?" Misao asked me while looking at me like I have two heads or something.
"Well have you guys forgotten Sanosuke? My boyfriend?"
"Wait don't tell me you haven't told him yet???"
"Honestly Misao. It's as if is so easy to tell him. How am I supposed to tell him?" I asked her. Let's see what she's got to say.
"You know, Sano deserves to know the truth. Are you planning to tell him when you are to board the airplane?"
"Yes, I am. I just don't know how are when. Even though he is stupid sometimes I kinda love that rooster-head and I know he is not going to like the news. And he loves me and I…."
"That's it girl. If he really loves you, he will understand. He will be happy for you.", Kamatari adviced me. Is it true? Will Sano really understand? Will I accept it? What is the world coming up to?
To be continued………..
Author's Notes:
I decide to break this chapter into two parts coz it's kinda long and I'm still grasping with the idea into writing again. I'm really, really sorry for an almost a year delay. Besides the fact that I had a huge amount of writer's block the size of the iceberg that sunk Titanic, I am also having a hard time with my school work since I changed my course from Computer Science to Nursing. I know that it is unforgivable and I also understand if my constant reviewers will no longer read my story but I just hope you guys will understand and please give me give me another chance. I did promise that I'll finish this story, in-fact this is a two-part series. Now the fate of this story lies in your hand, so please review if you still want me to continue.
I also need a beta-reader to proofread and check my grammars for me. English is only my second language, so forgive me also if there are errors and such. I don't have much to offer to that said "beta-reader" but the privilege of being the first one to read my updates(As if??) If anyone is interested, just e-mail me at or state it in your review. Please I badly need a beta-reader….
INDIVIDUAL THANK YOUs:
Silent Tears of Agony and Crazyfora&m: thanks for giving me back my inspiration for writing. Thanks for reviewing when I thought no one gives a damn about my story.
Aleeza: There's a reason for Misao's bitchiness and I hope you will stick long enough to understand why and I'm not offended.
EK: Thank you for the advice and sorry for the long delay. I took me like a year to update and now MG is no longer the "in" things. Everyone I know is going crazy over Lovers in Paris. Please write another Enishi and Misao fic.
Tanuki: thanks……….
Morgan: I'm glad you like my take on Megumi and Sano pairing. The truth is I'm having a hard time with them coz I'm not that familiar with their pairing. Well with the enishi and misao pairing, we shall see.
Ceres17: Sou might be in the sequel but no where in the near future. Thanks for the review!!!!
Dragon Master Lytore: Yeah, I thought you'll guess it right away but anyways thanks for the review.
Thirteen Black Roses: yeah, it's him or her. You are the second one to get it right. I hope you like this chap.
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Tiian: yeah, it's too boring and also tiring and I'm really anxious for the next chapter of wtjc.
Mei Li: do you know that you are one of the only few who are enishi supporters. Let's see bout that,k?
Kenni: Yeah I've read that. I've read all of Noa's fics. And do you know you're one of my favorite reviewers because of your long reviews. And I'm happy that you like my take on Enishi. Thanks…..
Pratz: Yeah, I just wish I have nishi as my bestfriend.
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