I AM ALIVE! I EXIST! And I'm sorry about not updating earlier. Suddenly this fic fell into the back of my mind (Oh the horror) But rejoice! For I have updated now! Please enjoy the new chapter.

From the Fairly OddParents.

"Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep" is a book title.

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom, or Fairly Odd Parents, or Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, or Invader ZIM


"Danny? Tucker?" Sam asked in a frightened tone, "Remember when we had that bet that you couldn't pull off goth?" Both boys nodded their heads. "You both owe me ten dollars"

"For your information, we pull off goth just fine." Tucker replied. He was currently wearing a black shirt with a whitish-gray skull on the front and purple long sleeves with black stripes. His dark gray cargo pants nicely matched his black boots with steel toes and dark gray soles. Extra accessories included studded bracelets on each arm and one around his neck, and his techno-geek glasses. That would have been goth enough, but he also painted his nails mega onyx, wore funky black eyeliner, and his hair was in dreadlocks instead of under its usual red cap. (A/N: Think Tucker's goth outfit in '13')

"Hell, we're more goth than you." Danny added. He was still wearing his Happy Noodle Boy shirt that Malorie had given him, along with a long black jacket that reached down to his ankles. On those ankles were legs that were wearing black leather pants, and feet that were wearing boots that extended to just an inch below Danny's kneecaps. (A/N: Think Dib's outfit from 'Invader ZIM')

"I'd better leave before I catch the goth bug too." The red ghost hunter said quickly.

"Under normal circumstances, I'd call her stupid and tell her that goth isn't contagious," Sam said as she watched the ghost hunter leave. "But it seems as if everybody's turning goth because of that Malorie ghost!"

"So?" both boys asked.

"Well, apart from the fact that Malorie's another evil ghost bent on taking over the world with you guys as slaves," Sam began (Tucker shot Sam a nasty look, and Danny just said "Easy, Tucker. Emotions are bad.") "But goth is my thing and you're STEALING it!!!"

"Are you going to change your thing?" Danny asked casually.

"Duh!" Sam shot back.

"Eh, just like those popular dweebs." Danny replied, "Every time something becomes popular and cliché, you change your look so you still seem different. Just like every time something becomes popular and cliché, the popular kids change their look so they still seem the same."

Sam was about to retort, but she realized that Danny had a point. By and by, she did things that she wanted to, but her parents forbade some things because they were in style. Sam quickly replaced the things she liked with things that she didn't necessarily like, but weren't popular. She hated doing that. It made her feel like she was sucking up to her parents.

"Since when did you become so philosophical?" Sam asked Danny.

"A lack of emotions heightens logic(1)," Danny answered. Valerie just walked into the classroom looking frightened.

"Even the popular jerks are goths!" Valerie gasped. "I so don't wanna get the goth bug! I gotta stay away from the freaks!" She quickly took her seat next to Sam.

"Why are you sitting next to me, Valerie?" Sam asked, "I'm goth, and you wanted to stay away from Goths."

"You don't count. You were always a goth freak." Valerie explained. Sam rolled her eyes as Mr. Lancer walked into the classroom, with one of his hands behind his back.

"I know that practically all of the school has slipped into a media induced state of gothic depression." Mr. Lancer began, "Normally, I could care less about the styles of today, as long as you get your work done. Unfortunately, all of you seem as if you could care less about your schoolwork, and the school refuses to give me my paycheck until you cheer up. Therefore, I have concocted a foolproof plan to bring smiles back to your faces and answers back on your papers." One of the goth kids raised his hand.

"Are you sure this plan is foolproof?" the kid asked dully.

"Do androids dream of electric sheep?(2)" Mr. Lancer exclaimed, "So, without further ado, I present…" he yanked his arm from behind his back, revealing a puppet with a big, yellow, smiley face on the teacher's hand, "…Mr. Happykins!!!" The entire class was silent and all wore bored expression on their faces, except for Sam and Valerie, who both looked frightened. You could almost hear the crickets chirruping in the classroom.

"Hello, kiddies!" Mr. Lancer said through the puppet. "I'm Mr. Happykins! And I'm here to do a happy dance for you!" Mr. Lancer kept moving the puppet around in a sad attempt to make it 'dance' "La la la la! I am so happy! Happy, happy, happy! And you will make your wonderful teacher Mr. Lancer happy when you become happy!"

"Mr. Happykins." Mr. Lancer said, "Do you know what time it is?"

"Why yes I do!" Mr. Lancer said through the puppet in an annoyingly high-pitched voice.

"It's 'Super Happy Quiz Time'!" Mr. Lancer squealed, overly cheerful.

"Ooooh!" Mr. Happykins replied.

"Anyone who correctly answers the question," Mr. Lancer explained, "Gets the 'Super Special Mystery Prize!'"

"Wowee!" Mr. Happykins exclaimed, "What is the 'Super Special Mystery Prize'?"

"It's a secret!" Mr. Lancer said jovially, while tickling the puppet's felt stomach, "You silly widdle puppet you!" As Mr. Lancer was speaking baby talk to the puppet and tickling its stomach, he also attempted to laugh through the puppet. This resulted in a sort of noise that sounded like a laughing gorilla with a sore throat.

"Your teacher should be called 'Mr. Needs-a-working-brain-kins'." Poindexter observed. Sam jumped at his voice.

"How, long were you in here?" Sam whispered to the nerd ghost.

"Followed ya here, remember?" Poindexter whispered back. "I have an idea, but we need to discuss it in secret."

Sam and Valerie both raised their hands, and asked to use the bathroom. But before they could leave, Lancer stepped in front of the door.

"But before you leave," Mr. Lancer asked through Mr. Happykins. "Could you tell Mr. Lancer the theme of Robert Frost's 'The Road Not Taken'?"

"Good and evil?" Sam suggested.

"Doing your own thing?" Valerie answered.

"Weird. I thought Sam would say that." Poindexter thought.

"Close enough." Mr. Lancer said. And the two girls and ghost headed in their separate directions.


In the girls' bathroom, Sam and the red ghost huntress were talking, and Poindexter's eyes were darting around nervously.

"I feel really uncomfortable in here." Poindexter muttered.

"News flash!" the ghost hunter said, "You can go invisible anytime a girl comes in or out."

"I still feel uncomfortable in here." Poindexter said.

"So, what was your plan to stop Malorie?" Sam asked.

"Well, first off," Poindexter began, "Do you know who the halfa has possessed?"

"Only Danny's dad and Dash." Sam said, "But what does this have to do with your plan?"

"I'm getting to it!" Poindexter said. "Now, we'll need some film reels, an old projector, A/V Nerds that need their grades raised, and a teacher."

"And why do we need all of this crap?" the ghost hunter asked.

"For the plan!" Poindexter said.

"Screw this!" the ghost hunter barked, "I'm just gonna take on Malorie with raw ecto-firepower!" She pulled a metal square from her bag, pressed a red button on it, and it unfolded into a hoverboard. The red ghost hunter hopped on, and flews out the doors to the school. Everyone who saw this didn't make much of it, since they were all in an emotionless state anyway.

"Don't blame me if Malorie creams you!" Poindexter yelled down the hallways.


I will now thank the reviewers!

WormmonABC: Yes, poor Danny! At least he was given a cool outfit! You get a TAK plushie (Invader ZIM)

Ghostly Hamburger: I never thought of you as the kind of person to suggest that. Preppy girls go goth for Halloween? I'd have loved to see that. You get a MIMI plushie (Invader ZIM)

Cybertoy00: Sorry I didn't update as quickly. You get a Keef plushie (Invader ZIM)

Cheerin4danny: I got this chapter up even quicker (note the obvious sarcasm) You get an Invader SKOODGE plushie (Invader ZIM)

Firehedgehog: Well, now you can add this Invader TENN (Invader ZIM) plushie to your collection.

Aura Spectra: I'm glad you like the quote. You get a TAK's ship plushie (Invader ZIM)

Khrystiana: And once again, I thank you. You get a Minimoose plushie. (Invader ZIM)

Paulina must die!: You got it! Hypnotized punk indeed! And I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyy want the twelfth book too! You get a voodoo doll of Paulina. I love the concept of voodoo things.

Read and review and pester me until I update more quickly.