(A/N: Before you start, I have not even seen 'Dude, where's my car'. You may blame Lady Twatterby for this entirely, if you want to)
Chapter 3: Dude! Sweet!
"Dude, do you know where the next meeting is taking place?" Lucius Malfoy remarked casually to Severus Snape as the two wizards were having a stroll around the local strolling vicinities.
"Oh it's on....." Snape began, but halted, a concerned expression on his face. "Wait a minute. What did you just say?"
"I said: Do you know where the next meeting is taking place?" said Lucius.
"No, no, I mean before that."
"Well, before that I remarked 'Quite', to your statement that..."
"No! It was a word you said just before the question. Sounded rather like 'do', or something." Snape maintained, raising an eyebrow.
"I don't know what you're talking about!" said Lucius. "You're clearly imagining things again, like that one time you....." He was interrupted by the sight of Lupin, who ran past, chasing a squirrel that was carrying half a slice of bread in its mouth.
"Hi, dude!" Lupin said, waving genially at Lucius.
"Hey, dude," answered Lucius.
"There! You just said it!" Snape said, triumphantly.
"You're babbling, dude." Lucius said, glaring at him. Snape let out a frustrated growl, and disapparated crossly.