(A/N: Based on some megalomaniac fic where the Sue intimidated Snape with a glare. I mean, out-stare Snape, haha, complete rot, what?)

Chapter 5: Lucius Malfoy And Severus Snape Versus The Sues, Part Two

Severus Snape was practically galloping along the hallways of Hogwarts, on his way to lay the smackdown on Potter once again, when he found a maroon object blocking his way. He stopped, and saw that the maroon object was in fact a teacher. The new Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher, actually. "Oh, hello, Miss...er...." He realised he couldn't remember her name, and stopped talking.

"Hello Professor Snape," she said. Her grey eyes were flashing oddly. Snape frowned. He wasn't sure that flashing of retinas was entirely normal or healthy, but he refrained from comment. "I wanted to have a word with you." She said.

"Oh yes?" Snape said, carefully moving sideways, hoping to slip past.

"Yes..." she said, going into a long monologue about something. Snape was edging stealthily sideways, but just as he was about to make a run for it, she took a step to the right and blocked his way once again. "....wouldn't you agree?" she said, and glared at him, eyes flashing.

Snape glared back, not really seeing where she was going with this.

Miss Whats-it continued to stare at him.

Snape stared back.

Miss Whats-it stared.

Snape stared back.

Miss Whats-it's eyes were beginning to water.

Snape stared back.

Miss Whats-it's vision was getting blurry.

Snape stared back.

Miss Whats-it blinked several times, to no avail.

Snape stared back.

Miss Whats-it wanted to rub her aching eyes, but did not.

Snape stared back.

"Aaargh!" Miss Whats-it finally cried, hiding her face in her hands.

Snape stared at her for another moment, and then strode off. He took out a little chart from his robe pocket marked 'victories', put a little cross behind "This year's DADA teacher", and sighed contently.